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My friend told me how to reply when the poor get rid of poverty.
If he is just mocking you, you can reply to him like this. Just ask a friend, we are both poor, who do you think will get rid of poverty? I didn't take it off anyway. I want a house without real estate. If I want a car, I will have a broken bike and an electric car. My savings can't even reach three figures. Now give me a daughter-in-law, I can't even afford to marry. I can't even afford a bride price. I am not out of poverty. Who lied to you, who is the donkey. You got rid of poverty, didn't you? Let me see your real estate license and vehicle license. Besides, since we have money, we should celebrate it. How about setting a table in the most upscale hotel in our city? Don't flatter each other. No one can cheat you until you get rid of poverty. Let's share it. I'm not out of poverty anyway. I just want you to treat me to dinner all day. I congratulate you on getting rid of poverty. It's good. Why did you suddenly raise money? Which woman stimulated you? Is there any difference between you today and yesterday? All right, poor man? Get rid of poverty? Show me the money. Just dreaming. I'd better take off my clothes and go to bed first. I'm talking nonsense with you and pretending to be a millionaire. I'm so fucking sick.
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