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Is it thoughtful or too sensitive?
This is the first time that A Qing has been upset by the opposite sex. It's almost three years since Ah Qing's last relationship, and that relationship didn't leave any good memories for Ah Qing. Like a machine without feelings, two people fought with each other, mechanically dated for three months and broke up peacefully.
After breaking up, A Qing lived an unexpectedly comfortable, happy and carefree life every day. I thought I could spend a long time happily like this, but the appearance of a man broke the previous calm.
A Qing, a teenager, doesn't know whether he is married, single or likes A Qing. A Qing knew him less than a week and talked for five days in a row. Although the man is old, but his heart is not old, he can make Ah Qing very happy every day. At first, A Qing called him "you". When he didn't arrive that day, A Qing called him "you" directly. Two people play with each other and fight. Men always want to see Qing, and Qing always refuses. But the man still took pains to invite her to dinner, and told Ah Qing to stop Ah Qing at night, drag her into the car and take her away, and "bite" Ah Qing ... all kinds of sensitive words that can provoke Ah Qing's heart. Perhaps, I have been single for too long, and Ah Qing is a little lost, enjoying such coquettish and flirting. Knowing that this behavior is not good, I will continue to chat with men.
On the fifth day, when the man was resting, he asked Ah Qing to go out to play, and Ah Qing refused again. The man said, then I will wait for you to come out. Qing thought he was joking, but he didn't know that men really waited from three o'clock in the afternoon until half past eight in the evening. Green, gradually realize the seriousness of the matter. I am slowly addicted to flirting with men, but Qing is still not familiar with men. Frankly speaking, he is very strange. Qing, you are cruel this time. Tell the man directly that he doesn't want to talk to him. The man's behavior disgusted her. She doesn't like going out with the opposite sex. She has something to do. Let's go back to when we didn't know each other. Men are not angry. He directly bypassed Ah Qing and told him not to think too much. It is not good to think too much. Green embarrassed and flustered. A Qing felt that she was suddenly exposed to a strange man, just like being played with naked, naked, and completely seen. There is even a misunderstanding that the man has no idea. Ah Qing suddenly wanted to find a gap to get in, so she was ashamed.
Yes, men are right. They are too sensitive and think too much. Several jokes made by others are considered as love words, and I laugh wildly myself. How hungry I am, how much I want to fall in love. I've exposed myself too thoroughly, too thoroughly. It's time to wake up. Not smiling eyes, glib words, but like. A Qing made the man pass out, turned off his cell phone and went to bed. Good night world, tomorrow will be better.
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