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How to reply to humor when being praised for being rich

1, poking fun at yourself: Oh, did you see it? I actually dug up my family's ancestral gold mine, and I used a spoon to dig out some flowers every day, for fear of digging them all at once.

2. Pretend to be serious: Well, you're right. Recently, I am really studying how to change the faucet at home into gold coins. Are you interested in investing?

3, humor transfer type: making a fortune? No, no, I just tidied up the money in my wallet in a fluffy way. It just looks bulging.

4. Clever rhetorical question: Haha, how did you see it? Did you install a wealth detector for me? Lend it to me next time!

5, exaggerated phenotype: making a fortune? ! Oh, I have to buy an island quickly, and then hire some people to count my money every day, and I'm not allowed to get off work until I've counted it!

6. Humorous denial: getting rich? Oh, don't talk nonsense I only temporarily raised the poverty line a little, which is far from being rich!

7. joke type: getting rich? Then you have to keep your voice down. Don't let the IRS hear you. They are worried that no one can collect taxes recently!

8. Humor boasting: Haha, you said I was rich? Gee, I just have a question. I can't hide money. If you have money, you have to find a way to spend it, otherwise you will not be practical.

9. Play dumb: get rich? What makes you rich? Oh, you mean what I have? It's not money, it's obviously a training voucher I just got from the bank!

10, witty counterattack type: Oh, you see? I want to ask you to be my financial adviser. After all, more money is a hassle. I have to find someone reliable to take care of it for me.

1 1, humor and modesty: made a fortune? No, no, I'm just lucky I can win five dollars and ten dollars every time I buy a lottery ticket.

12, humorous exaggeration: rich? ! Then I have to apply for Guinness World Records to see if I am the fastest rich person in the world or the slowest spender.