Simple noodle joke

In a dark and damp basement, a young man frowned, holding expired dry bread in his hand and a cigarette fart he had just picked up, took a deep breath, and then looked intently at the map pieced together with tape paper on the table, deeply lost in thought: why is the country corrupt everywhere, why is the national real estate bubble getting bigger and bigger, why are so many innocent people trapped, why is the country so weak and incompetent, and why are all three brothers? Why is America so powerful that so many people call him dad? How to let America know that I call him dad, and how to handle the further relationship between China and the United States? A difficult problem needs his quick thinking and choice. Suddenly, there was a violent knock at the door outside. "Open the door to check the temporary residence permit." He held his breath in horror and didn't make any noise ... until the footsteps outside faded away, the strong belief stood up again. He quickly adjusted his mood and entered the next thought with passion. However, the knock on the door rang again, and the young people who had not taken a bath for several years were shocked into a cold sweat. "Mary is next door. If you don't pay the rent today, you will fuck off tomorrow morning. oh . . "

What I said upstairs was not concise and stupid, so I changed it. Please refer to it.