A funny joke

1, congratulations! Your wife just gave birth to a big fat boy in the hospital. You've been out for more than two years, and you don't go home to have a look.

One day, I went on an adventure with you and met a troll. He smells you first, then smells me, and then chooses to eat me. I thought it was unfair, so I asked him why. He said it belonged to the Hui people!

3. A man was drunk and went home by bus. The driver is a lady. The man took off his clothes when he got on the bus. The female driver questioned his behavior, but he was frightened: "What are you doing in my house? I have a wife! "

4. A man said sadly to his drinking buddy, "I didn't expect my wife to cheat on me. She told me that she was with her sister last night, but in fact, I was with her sister last night! "

5. Daughter: "Someone introduced me to an object. His father is the director, his uncle works in the foreign trade department, and his uncle works as a manager in Hong Kong! " Mother: "The conditions are really good, so who are you going to marry?"

6. A plane flew over a mental hospital. Suddenly, the driver burst out laughing, and the stewardess asked curiously, "Why are you laughing so happily?" Driver: "If they know I ran away, they will be mad!" " "

7. Boss: "Why are you late today? Shop assistant: "Because you announced yesterday that you can only read newspapers at home. 」

8. Mother and daughter visit their daughter's boyfriend's art exhibition. Mother found one of the nude portraits of her daughter, so she asked, "You didn't paint him nude, did you?" "Oh, no," the daughter replied. "He drew it from memory."

9. A farmer in a county who feeds pig swill every day was fined 1 10,000 yuan by the Animal Protection Association for cruelty to animals. Later, the farmer changed to feed the pigs with Saussurea involucrata, and was fined 1 10,000 yuan by the Animal Protection Association for wasting food. One day, the leader visited again and asked the farmers what to feed the pigs. The farmer said, "I don't know what to feed." Now I give it 100 yuan every day and let it go out to eat by itself. "