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Ask for math knowledge and stories about fruits or fields or vegetables.
As Guan Yu's voice dropped, Zhao Yun stepped forward and said, "Don't take it amiss, fart comes from the clouds!"
After Zhao Yungang finished, Zhang Fei went on to shout, "Where did the fart come from just now!"
Everyone burst into laughter. Liu Bei has also returned to normal.
Cao Cao didn't laugh. He is deeply touched by this. After seeing Liu Bei and others off, Cao Cao said to his subordinates, "When Liu Bei's subordinates saw the master's mistakes, they rushed to take responsibility and make up for them. It's really loyal. If it is your turn, can you do it? "
Everyone was indignant and thought, "It's nothing, what's difficult!"
A few days later, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to drink again. During the dinner, he wanted to fart and see how his men reacted. After holding back for a long time, I finally managed to hold back a small Pi. Everyone has been waiting for a long time. When they heard a "goo", the general quickly shouted: "Chu (pig) put the fart!"
The waiter Wang Lang immediately said, "Lang (Wolf) farted!"
As soon as Cao Cao stared, others thought that Cao Cao was too slow and rushed to take care of himself. Xia Houdun insisted: "Fart comes from London!"
"no!" Huang Xu heard a retort, "I'm shaking my ass!"
Xun You said, "You let the fart out!"
Man Chong said, "Fart is a pet!"
Jiang Ji said: "Fart comes from the economy!"
Guo Tu said: "Fart is a picture (vomit)!"
Zhong Youdao: "Fart is coming!"
then ....
Taurus: "Fart is gold!"
Cao Hong: "Fart is red!"
Zhang Nan: "Fart is south (blue)!"
...........
Cao Cao was already flushed and was about to get angry.
Counselor Guo Jia shouted, "None of them are right, none of them are right! Everyone is wrong! " ..... deserves to be my number one strategist. Cao Cao secretly thought.
Guo Jia went on to say: "The fart was released by Jia (clip)!"
Liu Bei and others have laughed stagger. ........
Cao Cao fainted with anger.
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