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What is the most regrettable thing after drinking too much?

I played a lot of jokes when I was drunk. After the first clip, I had a big accident. The only time I hit my daughter-in-law, it seemed very heroic, and I couldn't remember it at all. This is not that kind of domestic violence.

After a long time, my daughter-in-law ignored me when she found me drinking. Then I asked if something was wrong. Why doesn't she care about me? It used to be a deadly serial phone call, and it can't be finished without power failure!

She said leisurely: after drinking, sleep on the sofa consciously, so hard to serve!

Later, tomorrow, when she helped me undress that night, I shook her hand and kept saying that I didn't want a young lady (my friend said to find me a young lady to wait on me all night, and I broke the membrane). Finally, I kicked my daughter-in-law out of bed ... After that, I went home to wash my face and feet, and it broke down after lying for three seconds.