/kloc-jokes within 0/50 words

1, I went to the company to go to the toilet early this morning, and the latch of the toilet door was broken, so I went to pull the toilet door. At this time, a very anxious buddy came over and pulled my door directly. Yes, I'm trying. He directly pulled Lao Zi out and lay in the trough, and I got into a fight with him without wiping my ass.

2. In senior three, the chemistry teacher taught us organic chemistry. The teacher first drew a "peptide bond" on the blackboard, and then said to us, "This is the eunuch. Let's add methyl to it! Students, where did you say you would settle down? " At this time, the audience has been laughing crazy.

3. Jordan: Build the motherland and serve the country faithfully. Nepal: The motherland is more precious than the sky. Myanmar: A harmonious and orderly life contains happiness. France: freedom, equality and fraternity. Holland: We must insist on wishing Belgium: Unity is strength. Andorra: If people don't attack me, I won't attack. Switzerland: Everything is for everyone, everyone is one person. China China People's Bank.

4. Once, the queen gave a banquet for guests, and all the bugs were invited to gather. Cicada can play the piano and butterfly can dance. The queen bee is very happy. She called cicada a pianist and butterfly a collector. At night, everyone is in high spirits, but without candles, fireflies will shine brightly. The queen bee said happily, "so much for foreign electric lights." But when he saw that the light was coming from the middle of the firefly's ass, he called it "Mr. Queen of Light". The firefly frowned, narrowed his neck and said gloomily, "It's a great honor to be given a good name by your king. It's just the light behind the ass, not a good word. "

Someone found a job in a dairy farm. On the first day of work, the boss gave him a bucket and a stool to milk in the milk shed, and he died happily. After work, the boss saw that he was splashed with milk and his stool leg was broken, so he asked him, "What's the matter, is this job difficult?" He replied with a sad face, "It is not difficult to milk, but it is difficult to let the cow sit on the stool."