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The subtext of my leaving is: leave me behind.

1. Unloading is always faster than installing, and losing is always faster than getting.

I'm used to using your name to refuse others.

3. Chinese crossing the road means that you can walk with a few people, which has nothing to do with traffic lights.

4. Some things in life are like sneezing. Although I had a hunch, I was always caught off guard.

Life is like super Mary. Before you add mushrooms, a little turtle can kill you.

6. We have scolded the school thousands of times, and others are also uncomfortable!

7. When quarreling with parents, first you feel wronged, then you get angry, then you cry, and then you feel that parents are not easy.

8. There is a lingering feeling called unworthiness and a lingering feeling called meanness.

9. I have a bad temper, my heart is not so big, and I can't take care of everyone's feelings.

10. "Do girls think playing basketball is more handsome than playing badminton?" "Mainly depends on the face. Handsome badminton is handsome, ugly golf is like shoveling shit. "

1 1. You live in the most expensive and tearful position in my heart.

12. "I'm going to (bǒ) (lü) (xià) (lài) soon." "Goodbye (bié) (zǒu)."

13. the first part: eating and drinking are not on your mind. Bottom line: Take a bath, look at your watch and be comfortable for a second. Horizontal batch: you can't live in vain!

14. "What if there is no one to accompany you on Valentine's Day?" "Tomb-Sweeping Day, there are no dead people in your home. Why do you have to do a few? "

15. One day less homework in China, one more forest on earth.

16. You can't cry for pain when you bleed, you can't turn on the light when you are afraid of the dark, you can't contact when you miss it, you can't be tired, you can't miss home when you are weak, and you will eventually grow up.

17. Good students laugh when they answer wrong, and poor students will be scolded when they answer wrong.

18. A seemingly heartless and careless girl just left all the tenderness to the one who is worthy of love.

19. Two people are not suitable, just like a size 37 shoe touching a size 42 foot. Neither shoes nor feet.

20. Be a boy in the next life and marry a girl like me.

I don't think there is anything wrong with staying.

1. When you stop, life will fly by.

2. Smile suddenly, and a heart will bloom like a spring breeze.

3. I can't hide secrets, and I can't hide sadness, just like I can't hide the joy of loving you and the hesitation when I am apart.

4. The so-called memories. It's just a passing sight. A person has many memories. Because there are several people. There are more people. There are more memories.

Behind the people who love to laugh, there is a past and memory that they dare not mention.

I thought there was nothing wrong with staying, but it didn't matter whether I found out or not.

7. Warm a person's heart with the temperature of his back.

Please forgive me for not being able to estimate the feelings of others. I feel sick sometimes.

9. About you, I will slowly forget, and there will be no expectation and loss in the future.

10. If you can see the sun, though it is brilliant, why do you feel blue at dusk?

1 1. Our so-called love commitment, everything is just unnecessary deception.

12. The deepest loneliness is that you know your desires, but you have to turn a deaf ear to them.

13. Maybe I was tired and didn't want to hurt myself any more, so I buried my pain quietly.

14. Are you lonely? Is it like me, catching a lot, at a loss, walking alone?

15. A little gesture from a stranger made me miss you for a long time/Su Ming/

16. Be careful of corrosion. When feelings rot, it's ridiculous to live.

17. When I have you, I will be happy to cry; Lian Xiao will be very sad without you.

18. What really makes you live together is that your personalities are complementary and your habits are close. Love must have a result, which is three words: live. Even if you love to tear your heart out, it is useless to live without it. People love all their lives, and that's it. Living a good life is the most important thing.

19. Memories were shaken off in an empty corner on the other side, and some forgotten things became doomed, and then pushed me to the abyss. In fact, I have always been afraid and afraid of sadness. However, sadness has been ruthlessly flowing in my blood, and there is nowhere to put it. I'm sad to be away from all wheatgrass.

20. Being awake alone means not wanting to lose yourself and not getting lost in silence. Loneliness can give you clarity of my thoughts, but loneliness is the wings of this thought. Even with pride and laughter, even with carefree happiness, I would rather feel lonely. Perhaps, loneliness is really the hope I follow; Perhaps loneliness is the enrichment of the true self.

2 1. You still dream, do you still have pain? How can you remember such a heavy memory?

22. Perhaps the most beautiful and fascinating thing in the world is this vague pain in our hearts.

23. How many helpless and melancholy words are hidden in my heart, and finally the past has become a scar in my heart, only I know it.

24. What makes us unhappy are trivial things. We can avoid an elephant, but we can't avoid a fly.

25. In this world, it should be sunny, and it will rain when it rains. Late July, even later in August, then Mid-Autumn Festival, and then Spring Festival soon. I can't attend all these festivals in the future. What you remember or think of is separated from time and space.

26. I want to buy things when I am angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, my money becomes less. I get angry when I have little money.

27. Tears are ice without any temperature.

28. This is my imagination, but I am too nervous. I'm tired. I should go.

29. Being strangled by your throat and deprived of oxygen in your head is like seeing you with someone else.

30. The feeling of lovelorn is like a big hole in your heart, which you can't fill.

3 1. Praise your wife more. She is in a good mood, and you are much more relaxed.

32. There is a kind of yearning, which is a faint happiness; There is a kind of happiness, which is a constant concern; There is a kind of concern, which is appreciation from a distance.

Actually, boredom is also a part of life.

34. Maybe no one knows me in my life, so I am very sad.

35. When chatting with someone you like, you always giggle inexplicably.

The feeling of idleness is worse than being down and out.

37. One kind of anxiety is that the computer is stuck and QQ keeps ringing.

38. I have an ending and a process, and then I feel greedy when I struggle with myself.

39. Life is always like this. What you think is lost may be on the way. What you think you have may be on the way.

40. When you are young, it is easy to make a blockbuster and be eager to prove yourself. But in fact, in your twenties, you need to settle down, divide books, do things step by step and accumulate. Young people are not afraid of failure. As long as you can learn something and keep yourself growing, everything you want will come uninvited.

4 1. Someone can spoil you for life. If you want to walk brilliantly and openly, you must be independent and strong.

It's hard to make up your mind to leave, but it's even harder to stay.

1, the class teacher likes that, with good grades and ugly clothes. It looks naive, but it is actually more insidious than anyone else.

We may never meet again. Will you still like me like this? -We've never met in our lives.

As long as you look at me from a distance, no one will come into my heart, and my heart will always beat for you.

4. Who meets first, who makes a vow, may have been doomed among all sentient beings.

5, feelings are not wishful thinking, you don't talk, why should I say more.

6. I thank those who see through me but are still with me.

7. No one is a fuel-efficient lamp, but no one is born knowing that if you want to be happy, you must laugh at yourself.

8. Suddenly, I seem to look back and see our original appearance.

9. You can't hug others with a knife. Put down the knife, you can't protect yourself.

10, you know, I'm depressed because I want to spend that glorious time with you?

1 1, I have long been used to being alone, and no one cares.

12, our biggest mistake is that when we met, we unfortunately passed by.

13, I want to be your little princess, eating only sugar and not suffering.

14, miss this life, the wind and smoke are fleeting, hand in hand in the world of mortals, day and night, set the word for love.

15, I am deeply in love, and the sunset in the mountains is deep in autumn rain.

I will walk until the river blocks my way, then sit down and look at the rising clouds.

17, I agreed to stay with me. Where are you now?

18. It's hard to make up your mind to leave, but it's even harder for those who stay.

19, at the beginning, we knew that there would always be an end.

20. Life is like summer flowers. Who will agree with my sadness? The future you are talking about is a landscape that I can't touch. Whose vision has been broadened by my departure?

2 1, life tells you that you should grow up; Dreams tell you to have a childlike innocence.

22. [Water is the most thirst-quenching liquid, and you are the most deadly one]

23. I am like a joke in your heart, but you are ridiculously beautiful in my heart.

24. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof with which you can escape the rain. -"Can't tell the secret"

25. Whatever I give you, my heart beats faster than your name.

26. I can't bear to wake up dreaming of you.

27. I am willing to give up all my ambitions for you and just be a cat in your arms for the rest of my life.

28. I want to call you when I am drunk and tell you that I miss you very much. I just wish you wouldn't go away every time and leave me alone.

29. Really, there is always a selfless person in this world. They would rather make themselves unhappy than others.

30. Your friendship with me is over. Why? It's time to start dating.

3 1, I try my best to be nice to you. I try my best to be with you. You ignore it. You don't need it.

32. I wake up feeling that I love you very much. I am very happy and proud these two days. You're a little too scary. Especially not at all confusing.

33. Think less about why others ask themselves why.

34. I never regret the tears that fell in the long night.

35. If I could have your stars, I would give up the whole sky. If I can have your shell, I am willing to give up the whole ocean.

36. If a person says he likes you, please wait until he takes good care of you. If he promised to take you to the place, just be happy when he booked the plane ticket; If he says he wants to marry you, wait until he buys a diamond ring and kneels in front of you. Feelings are not just words, we have already passed the age of listening to love.

You have to believe that there are always people in this world who come to you with the most beautiful love.

38. Only when I am in the lowest mood will my mind be clear. Think about the difference between once and now, and find that you are not yourself.

When I first met you, I never knew I would like you so much in the future.

I have been waiting until the tears stay.

It seems that you really don't love me. ※。

My principle is that relatives don't have to apologize

You are avoiding me like a plague. Why should I treat you as a lover?

Dreams will force people to remember what they have forgotten.

I don't need to do unnecessary things to unnecessary people and get hurt unnecessarily.

6. Your front foot said to be apart, and your back foot said to be together, for life, for life.

7. Time will not make us forget the pain of the past, but make it a habit.

8. Crying means losing.

9. Your happiness is well known, and my mess has nowhere to hide.

10. I'll just sit with a smile and see if you can change something worse than me. People.

1 1. Dare to admit that you like me. -

12. It doesn't matter-

13. You said that my love for you is overwhelming, but I just want it to blossom and bear fruit.

14. He who treats his wife as a queen is an emperor. If you treat your wife as a servant girl, you are a eunuch.

15.? I'm candy ~ what's up ? I think your heart is better.

16. You will give what you gave me to others. Don't rush to deny it.

17. There are no people in this world who are not injured. Only you can really cure yourself.

18. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

19. In your eyes, I am good to everyone, but you don't know that I am only good to you.

20. I would like to use three fireworks to change your life's confusion.

2 1. I have been waiting until the tears stay. Even though we are separated now, you are still so cute.

22. Pig, remember to take care of yourself when I am away, otherwise I will feel distressed.