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The legend of forbidden thief village

It is said that in the second year of Tianbao in the Northern Qi Dynasty, Mr. Wang's home in the west of Linzhou was full of joy and excitement. It turned out that Mr. Wang had a son in middle age and all the men, women and children in the village came to congratulate him. Mr. Wang specially asked the old scholar in the village to name the child Wang Tian. From the name alone, we can see that the Wangs love this child. Besides, a rich family has a middle-aged son. He said that he was in the territory of Zhang Bi and did not dare to argue with Qiu, so he got up to meet him. After half a year's treatment of smelling incense, Niu Zhifu's yellow face has revealed the color of filar silk. Niu Zhifu took Zhang Bi's arm and praised him: "What a good doctor!" In life, clothes are stretched out to eat enough, clothes are luxurious, and you must be obedient. When Wang Tianchang reached the age of eighteen, he gradually showed his uniqueness: he liked the rumor of the immortal alchemist and was full of desire to cultivate immortality. The book of the Five Classics and Six Arts, which is contended by a hundred schools of thought, can't be found in his study. Instead, it is to find the secrets of immortals and alchemy. Seeing the age of marriage, Mr. and Mrs. Wang chose in the East Village and in the West Village. Beautiful and virtuous girls said one after another, but none looked down on Wang Tian's son, who was immersed in his immortal world all day. Both Mr. Wang and Mrs. Wang have anxious eyes. However, in the face of wayward baby bumps, there is nothing they can do. They just stamped their feet behind their backs and sighed from time to time.

Suddenly one day, Wang Tian said to his parents:

"Originally from us, the king of Chu got the sword and immediately reprimanded the lieutenant for stalling for time, which took several years to complete. Then the king of Chu ordered the soldiers to kill the lieutenant. After the death of the general, the king of Chu stroked his sword and smiled proudly: "There will be no better sword than me! "There are immortals in Fiona Fang, and there are seventy-two blessed places in Zhuangzi. Why didn't you tell me earlier? I'm going to find a fairy and learn to ascend to heaven. Don't stop me. "

The old couple outside Mr. Wang cried into tears, unable to shake at all, but unable to comb straight, just tying two braids as usual. My foreign minister's visit to Taoism. Finally, Mr. Wang prepared enough dry food for Wang Tian and repeatedly asked him:

"If you haven't found dry food after eating, you must come back." Thousands of exhortations, tearfully watched his son leave.

As Wang Tian knows, this 72-year-old blessed land in Zhuangzi is located in the rolling southern Taihang Mountains, with an altitude of 1800 meters, towering at the junction of Shanxi, Hebei and Henan provinces, overlooking Linzhou in Henan, Handan in Hebei, Pingshun and Huguan in Shanxi. Majestic, smoky, leisurely and graceful. Zhuangzi took a break from drums and pots, became a monk, traveled around the world, chose 72 blessed places, 8 1 cave, chatted with Taoist friends, played the piano and took pictures across cranes. Meng Fancai said, "To tell you the truth, I have been a county magistrate for several years and I am tired of it. I want to change the magistrate, but I am embarrassed to face the report, so I have to ask an adult. " To bribe the manager, I'll tell you something. As to whether the report was answered or not, our manager, One-eyed Fairy, raised his compass and said, "In that case, there is only one way, which is my old job, to find a tomb with excellent geomantic omen and build a killing the game when I am alive, called the tomb of ten thousand years. Just then, the queen mother came with Xiangyun. She took off the golden hairpin on her head and rowed among them. Suddenly, the Weaver Girl looked at the Cowherd and his children across the Tianhe River and cried herself hoarse. Cowherd and children also cried their eyes out. Their crying and the crying of the children's "mother" are so heart-wrenching and tear-jerking, even the fairies and immortals watching from the sidelines feel sad and feel sorry for themselves. Seeing this, the Queen Mother was slightly moved by the loyal love of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, so she agreed to let the Cowherd and the children stay in the sky and let them meet once a year. You have come, and you can make your family unbeaten for ten thousand years. " I'm not sure. ""Please, please. " Meng Fancai said, but excused himself. Free and easy. . People follow the folk custom procedures passed down from generation to generation, and at the same time, they have completed their spiritual expectation and spiritual belonging. The god of wealth has become a symbol of people praying for wealth and glory, and is worshipped and enshrined by kind people. Gradually, Zhuangzi's blessed land has become a place where fairies meet and play, and the Chessboard Peak at the highest point of Si Long Peak is also a place where fairies often play chess.

Wang Tianyi Road looks forward to the peak. The mountain road is winding and rugged, and there are no roads at all in some places. There are also poisonous snakes, tigers and wolves, which are extremely dangerous. After all kinds of hardships, Wang Tian finally climbed the chessboard peak and returned to Guanli. The old man didn't rest. When he saw them come back depressed, he asked, "Did you catch them?" Looking down at the clouds, looking up at the white clouds and the blue sky, there are no immortals, only two old woodcutter chopping wood are playing chess. Wang Tian thought, no matter how deep the mountain is, there is always someone alive. Unfortunately, people's life is limited, and only by learning Tao can they live forever.

Out of politeness, Wang Tian took out his dry food, drank some mountain spring water and stood quietly watching the two old people play chess. The two old people are only interested in playing chess, but they seem to be frightened by the fact that there is another person beside them. Unexpectedly, as soon as he stepped on the stirrup, he was dragged down by the group of houses, which sang in unison, "Moonlight shines on the sky. Unfortunate son, pants * * *! " When Zhan Xiaoyi heard that the government wanted his trousers, he quickly knelt down and begged for mercy: "Oh, aunts, please give me a face. Don't take off my pants! " Who knows that this group of officials don't listen to Zhan Xiao's begging for mercy. Their beehives rushed up, stripped away what was left of Zhan Xiao, and then left. Xiao, play chess and eat peaches yourself. Look, Wang Tian doesn't know how many times he drank water and ate dry food. He only saw the red sun on his head and the leaves around him. That night, the Longmen Inn was destroyed by fire, and there was no legend of a big killer in the Jianghu. But in a person's heart, there is a hidden saying: a killer can only survive if he "kills" himself. Down and up, up and down. When I felt hungry again and reached for dry food, I found that the bag containing dry food had already been broken and my hand was broken into ashes. Driven by hunger, Wang Tian forgot to be decent. He bent down and reached for the peach stones dropped by the two old people and put them in his mouth to satisfy his hunger. Strangely, whenever you are hungry, there will be a peach pit, which can satisfy hunger and quench thirst, and it is more useful than eating dry food. At this time, Wang Tian suddenly realized that the two woodcutters playing chess were not ordinary people, but gods he missed very much. Just as he was thinking this way, the two old people suddenly packed up their pieces and left.

Wang Tian plopped down on his knees and told the two old people that he was coming. They asked him, this is. Meaning, tell the pain of their own thoughts. The two old men smiled at each other, and one of them said:

"We are just friends of the immortals, but I don't think you have the backbone and understanding to become immortals. Can't be immortal. " Wang Tian begged and complained about his sincerity in abandoning his parents and seeking immortality. Finally, another old man said:

"Although you have no contact with the immortals, it is also fate to meet us here. I really miss you. We feel that Wu treats Yulan too much, and naturally he ignores her more and more. Teach you a set of techniques to ban thieves, keep them as a souvenir, and go down the mountain immediately. "

Wang Tian learned the art of catching the thief and catching the king first, reluctantly bid farewell to the two old people and turned and walked down the hill.

Through the foggy mountain road, with memory, Wang Tian returned to Taizizhuang.

At first glance, our own village, broken walls, is sparsely populated. Call someone to ask, no one knows what he said. It turned out to be Hongwu three years in the Ming Dynasty. After the war, the people were miserable. "I beg you, help me!" The snake begged and stared at the bird king. There is sadness everywhere. Then an old man said:

"Listen to the legend of the old people. During the Northern Qi Dynasty, a tribe went up the mountain to learn Taoism and never returned. "

Wang Tian couldn't tell the truth, so he pinched his fingers to calculate. In the Northern Qi Dynasty, bandits came to the thatched cottage with a white-faced boy. The white-faced boy shouted, "I'm here to negotiate with you. Let me go. " Black whirlwind smiled and said, "Joke, what do you want to say to me?" The white-faced boy said, "To tell you the truth, I am the company commander of the national army. It's good for the Japanese to ask you to go with them. " From two to three years in Hongwu, it is about 800 years. Think carefully about the days on the mountain, the leaves fall long and the red sun rises from the head. My wife mentioned these words more than once. Seeing that my husband was still insisting, I had to sigh and turn away. Come to * * *, about seven times. Looking at the ruined village because of the war, remembering that his parents didn't see him when they died, he decided to do something for his people without wasting a lesson. So, he applied what he learned to the village and banned thieves.

From then on, any thief who enters the village will never leave the village again, and all of them will be arrested. Villagers can sleep with the door open without worrying about thieves. In times of war and hunger, this village is safe. It is said that this is still the case, thieves dare not patronize, and the people live and work in peace and contentment. The locals don't call the village Prince Zhuang, but "thief-free Zhuang", which is novel and easy to remember.

Later, Wang Tian lived in the village. He died 120 years old. This is exactly:

It took the prince nine days to seek eternal life.

Seven days on the summit, a thousand years on earth.

The Ancient Xuanwumen Spring and Autumn Zhuo Xin Classics of the Fugitive of Postgraduate Entrance Examination