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Chapter 36 Physical Education Department insulted Chinese Department Lu Xiaoyu and punished the bully.
? The physical education department insulted the Chinese department.
? Lu Xiaoyu punishes domineering people.
The annual autumn sports meeting is a great event for universities and a good opportunity for some people to make a name for themselves.
Before the school sports meeting is held, all departments should first conduct internal selection and select the athletes with the best performance to participate in the school sports meeting.
After the first round of elimination, most of the so-called seed players in our class failed. Men's 400m,100m hurdles, long jump, high jump, discus, shot put and javelin, women's 400m, badminton and long jump were eliminated in the first round. Only my 1500m javelin and basketball entered the second round of elimination.
College basketball competition is a sport that has to be mentioned. Every time, the stadium is crowded with people and the stands are full of girls. If there are boys with both skills and looks, dozens or at least three or five girls will be captured in that competition. Therefore, it has always been regarded by boys as a battlefield for hooking up, and it is very important.
In order to get good grades, it is inevitable for each team to seize the basketball court for training, and the basketball court in the school can't meet the needs of competition training. Therefore, it is inevitable to use spare time, especially at noon, to seize the conflict in the basketball court.
One day at noon, we met this situation.
Sue, Liu and I had nothing to do, so we went to the stadium to watch the training of politicians in Sun Jian. Sun Jian politician politician is the only basketball player selected for the team in our grade. He is best at playing the role of center, and he plays well.
Limited by the venue, each team consciously occupies half of the venue, and the sports department shares the venue with us. Their players are very powerful and strong. The organizer is Jeff, nicknamed "German Shepherd".
The physical education department passed the ball several times and rolled into our field. When their players shouted for us to pass it back, everyone threw it back in a friendly way at first.
But more times, the players who participated in the training were full of anger.
Finally, when Sun Jian politicians grabbed the ball and prepared to shoot, the ball rolled over again. Sun Jian kicked the ball off the court with a bang.
This annoyed the players in the physical education department who were training. Hula, a group of people surrounded Sun Jian politicians angrily.
"In fact, I am old, and I am not tired of living?" A big man in a red uniform grabbed the Sun Jian politician by the collar.
Every university, physical education department has always walked sideways. They always rely on their big horses and strong bodies to keep other boys at a distance.
Sun Jian politicians are also not easy to provoke, yelling: "Let go of your hand!"
"Are you fucking looking for a cigarette? It was still so arrogant at first! " The big man clenched his fist rudely.
"Smoke him! Whip him! " Everyone else is booing.
As soon as the captain of the Chinese Department saw it, he immediately went to the rescue. Instead, they were locked by the arms of two physical education departments and shouted, "Don't hit people, be careful with the school rules."
"Lao tze hit people today, why? Who are you threatening? " A boy with acne in the physical education department actually kicked the captain.
Several other players were too scared to speak when they saw this gesture, let alone go to the rescue.
"Hurry up and get the ball back for Xiao Ye and let Lao Zi hit you with the ball, do you hear?" The big man's action escalated, and after his fist-clenched hand was released, he gripped the Sun Jian politician's neck tightly.
Sun Jian politicians stretched out their hands to disassemble, and the two began to argue.
"Obviously, you deliberately pass the ball to our side. You know the purpose very well. Don't deceive others too much. " Sun Jian politicians still have some backbone, arguing.
This can make everyone in the physical education department angry. A boy with a buzz cut looks very handsome. He aimed at the right waist of a politician in Sun Jian and kicked out a politician in Sun Jian for two or three meters.
"Mama of, feeling your boy really fucking batting practice! Don't ask the name of our physical education department? We did it on purpose. What's the matter? "
The boy hurt people with his legs and swore.
Several other members of the Chinese Department who have been silent have really had enough. Everyone "brushed" and caught the man who hit people.
"Why, do you want to ou? Come, brothers, accompany! " Several members of the physical education department took off their shirts one after another, revealing smooth and strong abdominal muscles and chest muscles, shouting loudly and laughing contemptuously.
"Brothers, these scum in the sports department are so insulting. We will never suffer from such cowardice. Whoever doesn't fuck is a coward. " Scholars are still very imposing, and these players are very strong scholars.
Several people in the physical education department shouted disdainfully, "Come on, let's play together!" "
Seeing that the situation is about to expand, and seeing that the sports department is deceiving others too much, I really can't bear it, shouting: "Stop it!" "
Stand on both sides.
"Your boy who ah, what's the matter? Itching skin? Let grandpa relax your muscles today. " That man, half a head taller than me, didn't take me seriously at all. He reached out and grabbed my collar.
"Please let go!" I suppressed my anger.
"Hey hey, temper is quite big! Lao tze also not loose, what do you want? " The buzz cut raised his neck, looked at the players in the sports department behind him and smiled.
"Say it again, please let go." I can't help it.
Inch man not only won't let go, but also wants to throw me down.
I decided to teach him a lesson. I was lucky enough to hang my shoulders and put down my elbows. I say "one two three" in my mouth. As soon as I spoke, my right hand grabbed his left wrist vein like lightning and spun it hard. "Let go."
The proud face of the inch-headed man immediately turned into a pig liver color, and the hand holding my clothes was released, but his mouth was still shouting: "Let me go! Hear, ouch-"
Seeing that his attitude was still so bad, I tried to increase the rotation range, and the inch-headed man immediately leaned to one side, like a hunchback shrimp.
"Watch your mouth, or I'll waste you!" I have been completely angered by him.
People in the department of physical education saw that I easily subdued the buzz cut man, leaving Sun Jianhe and the controlled captain behind, and seven or eight people put on airs around me in the center.
"Everybody stop-Liu Xiaoyu, there is a misunderstanding. Let go of Xiao Yong at once." Jeff, a German shepherd, recognized me and stepped forward quickly.
Jeff and his brother Yan Lang have a good relationship, which I already know. Although I mind that he didn't stop the arrogance of the physical education department just now, I must give my cousin enough face.
"Since Brother Jie spoke today, you should listen to him."
? I let go of Xiao Yong.
"It happened today. It was really a flood that rushed to the Longwang Temple. Let me introduce you. This is Shao Yan's cousin. He often mentions that he is the one who performs darts and candles at the welcome party. " Jeff introduced me to the athletes in the sports department.
A conflict was finally resolved.
"Sorry, senior, I offended you today." I apologize to everyone with my fist.
Just when everyone let their guard down, suddenly, Xiao Yong suddenly raised his right leg and kicked me in the chest!
"Enough to kick the knee", I quickly flashed back and kicked him in the knee. Xiao Yong immediately switched to mantis's leg and swept over. Seeing the move, I fell backwards, with my left hand on the ground and my left leg as the fulcrum of my body. Hard and fierce, the body is in the air, the left hand is turned over on the concrete floor, the legs are forced to avoid him sweeping the legs, the right leg intercepts the attack, and the left leg gently hooks his forehead!
Xiao Yong "ouch" fell to the ground and quickly struggled to sit on the ground. His face is slightly swollen and his eyes are fierce. He said bitterly to others, "Are you so timid? Don't give it to me! "
Sun Jian politicians suddenly shouted: "Monitor, be careful."
I just found out that just when I got up and stood up, a figure came running towards me quickly.
Before I could see the man's appearance, the other side kicked me in the face. I quickly leaned back, slammed my right hand into his leg, grabbed his left wrist and pulled it. The other person lost his balance, but he didn't show any panic. Then he stepped on my left foot as a fulcrum, and his body soared, and his right leg kicked me on the head again. This action is fierce and fast. I was surprised and quickly bent down slightly, but the other person's action came so suddenly that I couldn't dodge. My mouth was hit hard, like an iron bar, and my head was buzzing.
This completely annoyed me, and the cruelty of fighting was aroused at once. I just didn't let go of the other's left leg, but made a sharp turn. At the same time, I pulled my left leg to the side fiercely, then I broke my toes tightly with my hands, pulled it hard, and then fell back hard. The attacker's body fell flat on the concrete floor like a stake, curled up on the concrete floor, and I didn't shout out a word for a long time. After a while, it seemed that the injury was not light.
I was about to catch up and punch him again when Jeff hugged me and said, "Forget it, it's enough for him for a while."
At this time, other people in the physical education department rushed forward and stood in front of me, rubbing their hands and the conflict was about to escalate.
Then I saw his face clearly. It was Wu Tongchu!
What friends did Yan Lang make? Attacking from behind is contempt for a gentleman.
I glared at Wu Tongchu and spit out the blood in my mouth. My face was livid. I said to Jeff slowly, "Brother Jie, I will give you one last face, and I will give Brother Biao a face."
Sun Jian politicians quickly stood to my right at this moment, posing as a warning, and other players gathered around, and the two camps became evenly matched.
"Good, good! Today, this matter is over. This is a lesson we should learn from you. Don't let the school know, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble to everyone. Lu Xiaoyu, is your mouth all right? " German shepherd brought me a pack of napkins from nowhere.
"Brother Xie Jie", I took out a paper towel and wiped the blood from the corners of my mouth. "It doesn't matter, we don't want to make a mountain out of a molehill. After all, we are all fighting for the sports meeting, not personal grievances. "
So the two teams broke up in discord.
The conflict was quickly learned by Yan Lang. Through Yan Lang's introduction, I realized that Xiao Yong was Wu Tongchu's cousin and a sophomore. His father is a well-known businessman in this city and a representative of the Municipal People's Congress. His uncle is one of the five deputy secretaries-general of the municipal government, and he is the deputy mayor in charge of agriculture, safety production and group work in the municipal government. Under the influence of his father and uncle, Xiao Yong has always been arrogant and committed many crimes. Even the senior students in the physical education department dare not provoke him. Even YanLang should be afraid of him at ordinary times. Yan Lang reminded me many times that I must be on my guard against him.
I wonder who has a long mouth. As soon as I entered the classroom in the afternoon, thunderous applause broke out in the classroom.
"Monitor, you are really awesome! We worship you! " Sue took the lead in booing.
"Monitor, you are the hero who saved America."
"Those people in the physical education department dare to provoke, monitor, we admire you."
Just when everyone was booing, Teacher Song came to the classroom and called Sun Jian and me to the office.
"What's the matter, I heard that you had a fight today? Won't college students make people laugh when they fight? Sun Jian politician, tell me what happened at that time! " Teacher Song scolded angrily.
The politician in Sun Jian gave a detailed account of the situation.
"Nothing!" Teacher Song immediately softened his tone and asked me with concern.
"I have a little mouth injury, nothing." I am full of grievances. Anyway, I am also upholding justice and striving for honor.
"That is a group of local ruffians and hooligans! If the local ruffians and hooligans don't hear from them, the school will be abnormal-however, it is always bad to start work. If the school leaders ask about this, I will explain it to them. " Teacher Song said savagely.
"It's okay, Teacher Song, you don't have to worry about me."
Teacher Song pondered for a moment and suddenly said to him, "Sun Jian politician is called the secretary of the Communist Youth League. I have something to find her. "
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