An interesting and apt joke story.

1. When I was a child, every time I asked my mother for money, my mother always said: What do you think I am, a bank?

In fact, for a minor child, parents are banks.

If you really go to the bank to ask for money yourself, the cashier will definitely say: What do you think I look like, like your mother?

2. The teacher said:? Liu Yiyang's lines in Naked Marriage:? I have no car, no money, no house and no diamond ring, but I have a heart to accompany you to your old age? Its unreliable degree is similar to:? Although I didn't read books, attend classes, review or do problems, I have an indomitable heart. ?

3. Confucius was the pioneer of Weibo's literary style, and The Analects of Confucius was the earliest collection in Weibo;

1. Each Analects does not exceed 140 words;

2. Concise and profound;

3. More scattered, mostly for Confucius to bask in the mood and exchange philosophy;

4. Strong interaction, often interacting with Zigong, Yan Hui and Luz;

Confucius has more than 3000 fans, 72 of whom are V-sized.

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