Humorous jokes that can make your girlfriend laugh.

When I was a child, I stole mom 100 yuan and went out to play with my friends. When I got home, my friends said with great loyalty, when I got home, I tricked my mother into giving you money and you gave it back to me. Who knows that as soon as I entered the room, my father was waiting for me with a stick. Before the stick was lifted, I confessed everything. Then my father dragged me to the children's house. As soon as I entered his house, I heard him say in the yard, Mom, give me one hundred tomorrow, and the school will let me pay for the newspaper. Then there was the battle. Dude, dude, I'm sorry.

Send an anecdote about last year, ~ ~ ~ cut ~ ~ a friend's newly bought car, borrowed it to the county town to buy something, and took the underground pipeline in the town on the way. After the introduction, I have to take the path when I come back. LZ seldom knows much about the road at home, so I guess I'd better walk. As soon as I got off the road, I saw a car following LZ. I forgot to know the main road, so I turned east and west … OK! You guessed it. You're at a dead end. At this time, there are no fewer than five cars behind you, and LZ is in a good mental state. Let them keep honking their horns, immorally close the windows and light a cigarette. Ah, ah, ah

A student, my mother and I are going to the police station to reissue our ID cards. Cluck, cluck, cluck. Now you have to enter your fingerprint when you apply for an ID card. At that time, many people lined up in the lobby. I took fingerprints and joked with my mother. It seems that I should pay attention to my crime in the future, and my fingerprints will be exposed … My mother replied … Yes, I should wear gloves to commit crimes in the future … Then everyone at the police station will look at me …

I don't know how to cut it. I was born in the countryside and now I work outside. Today is the first day of Chinese New Year. I just called home to say hello to my parents and asked them if they had dinner. My dad answered the phone. He said that we had just come back from harvesting crops in the field and had not cooked yet. Suddenly, my tears could not help flowing downwards. I have a lot to say about my childhood, but I don't know how to express it to you. I just want to say to you here, parents, you have worked hard. I wish all parents in the world a long and healthy life!

Tell a real brain-dead joke, giggle giggle, LZ woman. One day, my friend and I were drinking in the coffee shop, and my cell phone was dead. I want to ask the waiter if there is a place to charge, but I don't want to take it from my bag, so I ask her if she has a Samsung charger. She said, I'm sorry, madam, no, and then I said, it's okay, I have. Charge me for a while. At that time, all my friends' coffee was sprayed on the floor, and the waiters were petrified!