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The shortest joke encyclopedia (1) 1, eating food means that others are full after eating two bites, and you can still eat two when you are full.

The biggest worry about eating is not that there is nothing to eat, but that a lot of delicious food is placed in front of you, only to find that it can't fit in your stomach, which is very sad.

If you are not a real foodie, then you will never know. ... but I'm full? And then what? I'm full, but ... These two sentences are worlds apart.

4. What is the' first instruction' in my mind as soon as the food is served? Eat? Instead of. Taking pictures? Can you be called a competent foodie!

5、? Why are there so many delicious things in the world? There are not many delicious things, but everything is delicious to you. ?

6, eating goods is: when you are happy, eat delicious celebrations; When you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you; When you are bored, have a delicious pastime; Eat delicious food to vent when you are angry.

7, the specific performance of eating goods in life:

The teacher criticized his classmates and said that you are a bad example. ?

The classmate thought: rice grain?

The teacher said again:? Yes, you are a typical example. ?

The classmate thought again: chestnuts?

The shortest joke encyclopedia (2) 1, personally, I think I can do it, and I will never bother others! So, for so many years, I have been single. . .

2, just dating, after dinner, both of them feel good, walking in the street, just met a few friends, friends said: your boy is really not interesting enough, find a little girl to play with, don't call a brother.

I forgot to bring money for dinner just now, and told my boss to come and get married next time. The boss disagreed. In a rage, he called a dozen brothers over and barely scraped together enough money for the meal.

When I am rich, I will be a beggar, and then hire tens of thousands of people to queue up to throw money at my bowl.

5. Look at these colorful reading eyes: Wu Teng blue, tea green, brain powder, yellow stool, Goodwhite, Northeast Silver and Health Care Gold.

6. Marry me when my hair reaches my waist.

When your long hair reaches your waist, you must squat in the pit. If you let it float, the smell of hair will be unbearable.

7. Going on a blind date, the first time, a little excited. When the girl went to the toilet, the matchmaker told me to talk more, find a topic and watch the girl come and sit down. I said there were many people in the men's room.

The shortest joke encyclopedia (3) 1, as long as you think about what to eat tomorrow, life is full of hope.

Facts have proved that how strong the desire to lose weight is, how loud it is when you are hungry!

3. Everyone is not a vegetarian, and vegetarianism is fake.

Summer is a beautiful season? Especially when it's windy.

5. Being in bed is sick, boss. Please make me sick.

He wants his wife to be an independent woman. After a long search, he finally married a woman with only one leg.

7. When I die, I would like to donate my body to science. More precisely, it's for a scientist who studies how to bring the dead back to life.

8. I firmly believe that your depression is melodramatic, your procrastination is lazy, and as for your insomnia, it must be not sleepy at all!

95 million dollars fell from the sky and knocked me out. By the time I woke up, someone else had taken the money!

10、? What do you think goes well with this coat?

? Uh, a vegetable basket?

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