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What's your impression of Sichuanese?

The first impression of Sichuanese is tolerance.

Not the kind of tolerance in chicken soup, but a kind of tolerance that you can do whatever you like as long as it doesn't interfere with me. It won't interfere with you with obvious prejudice, but it will allow you to do anything you like. Objectively speaking, as long as you are diligent, you can live a good life in Sichuan.

If you are rich, you can still do whatever you want as long as you don't parade around the city and are not angry with you. Sichuanese should drink tea and play mahjong.

One thing I can't stand is faking, being treated as a joke, criticizing in the streets, and a professional critic Li.

Friends have been together for a long time, and accents are common in the circle.

The flattered dividing line

Chengdu, the capital of Sichuan, is a gathering place for young people in small towns all over the country. Chengdu has local tyrants, but no powerful people. Local tyrants are also grown up by young people in small towns, such as Liu Yonghao.

2500 years ago, the emperor of Sichuan was captured, which was followed by unbearable imperial power, leaving a civilian. The land of abundance has always been blessed by heaven, and man-made disasters are not to be taunted. From the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom to the Anti-Japanese War, the freedom of Sichuan has long been embarrassing. Zhao Lei, a young man from Beijing, sang a song about Chengdu, which made the city's forbearance calm and tender feelings cry. It is said on the Internet that if Yulin Road is changed to Guanqian Street and the pub is changed to West Lake, this song will become Suzhou and Hangzhou. Actually, I don't agree. No one in Chengdu looks at Chengdu from Zhao Lei's perspective. Zhao Lei looks at Chengdu from the perspective of a passing foreigner, which is a little sad and lost, not to mention despair. The temperament of Chengdu's civilian city has more or less calmed this tramp.

The aborigines in Yulin Community are dormitories of Sichuan Airlines, and flight attendants who come back late need a rest before they can go home. This is a street full of bars and supper. Across the street, Moziqiao and Chuanda Chuanyin continuously provide it with upstarts and youthful hormones. In the long run, Yulin has become the landmark of Chengdu people's first night life.

The pub is famous not because of the wizard, but because of the kindness of the manager Tang Jie. How many artists came to the pub to sing before they became famous? In addition to full support, Tang Jie regards every singer as a friend. The singer's word of mouth makes this pub attractive. When Zhao Lei sang, the tavern was already famous all over the world.

Knowing these two short stories and listening to Chengdu will make you feel different.

Recently, * * * likes cycling very much. On the restricted days, I choose * * * to enjoy riding, which is very convenient. I like it here.

Riding a bicycle, or witnessed some confusion, Chengdu coordinates, everyone * * * mian:

1, motor vehicles occupy bicycle lanes seriously, especially battery cars. It's okay if the speed limit of battery cars is within 20 kilometers, but many of them are not. Bicycles are very weak and have been warned many times by electric riders. If I am not fierce, I can imagine. Battery cars avoid bicycles, reflecting your civilization.

2. Can all motor vehicles take the initiative to avoid zebra crossings? When I was in Hangzhou, I took the initiative to avoid the zebra crossing. The bus took the lead and the taxi followed. Private cars are slowly learned, which makes people feel very advanced. Learn from Chengdu.

3.* * * How many ways do you enjoy your bike? I saw some people destroy the car number, take away the car mats, change the locks, and enjoy bicycles for tens of millions every year. Is it necessary to show personal morality so urgently? In ten years, everyone in China will have a car. If you gave some examples, you wouldn't be so ugly.