The more I look at it, the more I feel.

The more you watch it, the more humorous it is. 1 1. You know there are thousands of glasses when you meet wine. Drink as much as you can, and don't run away.

To tomorrow, and to the past.

3. As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

4. 100 drinks will make you drunk, and one pillow will celebrate the New Year.

5. One for you and one for me. Let's dance after drinking.

6. Bai Di Caiyun resigned by half a catty;

7. Drunk and awake, the mentality is different!

8. I don't want to drink, I don't want to, I can't control it.

9. Buddies don't drink and have no good friends.

10. He told me that my stomach would hurt if I didn't drink, and I said that my heart would hurt if I put down my glass.

1 1. Little happiness, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

12. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking wine.

13. Drink and run. It's still early for promotion.

14. The biggest sorrow is: I love what is in the cup, but I regret my ignorance.

15. I feel deep and stuffy. Feelings are shallow, lick it. Strong feelings, not enough to drink. Feelings are too weak to drink.

16. A person drinking is lonely, while a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.

17. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cups are handed down.

The more you watch it, the more humorous it is. 2. 18. Deep feelings make your mouth stuffy.

19. I heard that porridge can fill the stomach, but good wine can fill the heart.

20. To make guests drink well, drink well first;

2 1. To make the guests drink well, the individual must drink first.

22. Today is Monday. Let's go for a drink. Tomorrow Tuesday, have two drinks in advance.

23. I can't drink, I have no future, I only drink, and my promotion is unpredictable.

24. Drinking too little for a long time makes it hard to find talents. Take the lead in drinking, and lead in the future.

25. Bold words and strong spirits. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

26. I feel shallow, lick it.

27. Drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a state of mind of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.

28. I want to give up drinking, but what I hate most in my life is wasting alcohol.

29. Lady's suggestion: Excited heart and trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't drink it, which made me ugly.

30. Ordinary women don't drink, and women who drink are not ordinary.

3 1. Wine is the most polite thing in the world.

32. I said I was drunk to eight, and my wife loved me to eight, but you drank until you vomited and loved to break up.

33. Drink today's wine and drink cold water.

34. Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers bloom every year.

The more you watch it, the more humorous it is. 35. The style of wine is style, and the bottle is level.

36. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

37. Fighting together and drinking together are all brothers.

38. In the virgin stage, strictly guard against death. Young woman stage, half-pushing. In the prime of life, everything is not enough. Widow stage, I will fight with you. Old lady stage, no, you can still fool.

39. You buy wine, I buy wine, and cry together after drinking.

40. No one can understand your frown, and no one can get drunk with you. I blame myself for asking for trouble and want to understand that you feel bad.

4 1. If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who wants to sleep?

42. Men don't drink, go around the world like eunuchs/can't make good friends;

43. Excited heart and trembling hands just want to have a drink with you.

44. Waiter, has this wine been watered?

45. Drink nine doses at a time and concentrate on training.

46. The east wind is blowing and the drums are ringing. Whoever drinks today is afraid!

47. You're not drunk and I'm not drunk, so who's going to sleep?

48. Smoking when you are lonely and drinking when you are lonely. A person's world is wonderful.

49. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter.

50. People can't walk in rivers and lakes without wine, and people can't float in rivers and lakes without wine.

Collected 50 humorous sentences about the birth of a child and the good news of the father's family.

Parents believe that if you succeed in reasoning now, you will thank your efforts.

2. The arrest was successful, and the four-legged gold-swallowing beast was in hand.

I didn't expect the baby to come so soon. The baby should be healthy. Mom is looking forward to your arrival.

After being a grandson for so long, I can finally be an old man.

On the morning of July 20th in Grain Rain, Grain Rain Jr. was born in People's Hospital, also known as Qin Chou, a boy weighing eight pounds, and his mother and son were safe.

6. Thank you for choosing me as your mother.

7. Such a caring boss really feels warm and expects the baby to arrive safely!

At 23: 59 on June 2, 8.20xx, I gave birth to a little prince, weighing 7.7 kg. Mother and child are safe. Thank you for coming, our little guy!

9. There is another baby at home, and the mother and child are safe! I grew up with you, and you grew old with me.

10. The sun is yours, the moon is yours, happiness is yours, auspiciousness is yours, good luck is yours, pillars are yours, flowers are yours, the sun and the moon shine because of you, and I am yours. Congratulations, I am very happy with your son and will eventually become a pillar.

1 1. I have been looking forward to it for almost 30 years, and my former lover has finally arrived. From today on, I am the man who can hug me with both arms.

12. Siti's new role in life: father or mother.

13. Welcome to this world. You are about to start a new journey of your life. I am your world tour guide "Dad". I wish you a pleasant journey and hope you have a good time.

14. The baby's birth speech was sent to the circle of friends (1).

15. From midnight 12, go to bed at 4: 30. After nearly four hours of hard work, Xingtuo left two daughters and two sons, and the mother and son were safe. I found that Xingtuo likes number 27. The first child is 9.27, and this one is 6.27. 6.27, 6 loves 7, not bad. I named you Xingtuo. It's worth it. Mom loves you ~

16. Get rich overnight.

17. The imperial edict was sent to Fengtian, and the emperor said: Ten officials * * * got a daughter today, and she was adopted and named Little Dragon Girl. Ai Qing was specially appointed to unconditionally present all kinds of exotic flowers and plants, rare birds and animals, treasures of gold and silver, silks and satins, antique calligraphy and painting, famous horses and BMWs, and fine wines and wines to the little dragon girl. Send it if you have the conditions, and send it if you don't have the conditions to create conditions. Offender hell to pay. I admire that.

Humorous sentences (below) 18. Xiao Duanduan finally came to this world at 6: 28 on June 20, and the mother and son are safe ~ Thanks for meeting us in this life, let's work together to become a healthy baby, and mom and dad will work hard. A little fat, a girl of seven pounds and eight ounces ~

19. I have heard thousands of beautiful sentences, but they are not as lovely as you.

At 20.22: 08, my wife gave birth to a little princess, 6. 18 kg, mother and child are safe.

2 1. Uninstallation succeeded! I like to mention X gold X two little lovers (little rival in love), and my wife has worked hard! From now on, we cannot father to protect you.

22. I'm so nervous, there are only 6570 days before the college entrance examination!

23. Firecrackers ring for you, smiling faces always hang on your face, and thousands of families bless you and come to congratulate you. I don't want to fall behind. Send a text message quickly, wish your son happiness and wish you a pillar. Congratulations on your birth.

24. extra new jingles, mother and child are safe!

25. I used to be a mother's baby, and I will be the baby's mother in the future.

26.20 ×××× years ×× months × days × minutes × seconds

27. When God gave you to us, luck was with you!

28. Finally, welcome to this world and congratulate you on becoming each other's favorite people.

29. The child X, X, X is single, and she is a little rolling mother. Thank you for your concern and love.

30. Eight catties, six catties, two big fat babies, began to save money for a wife!

3 1. Being a mother for the first time today has brought countless gains.

It is reported that Uncle Dabo is approaching our mountain.

33. As a new mother, please take care of yourself for the rest of your life.

34. The quiet life was broken by the baby's crying. From then on, young parents will start a new chapter in their lives. With the baby, even the brush strokes have become so soft and warm.

Humorous sentences about the birth of children and the good news of the father's family group (Part III) 35. It is reported that many aunts are very close to us!

36. Welcoming a new life is the happiest thing in life. Mother and child are safe. In the future, there will be another person to protect you. Thanks to Ling.

37. I'm out of the warehouse and feel good. The new earth people came to report.

38. Dabao was added last year, and Bao Xiao was added this year. Now, Dabao is held in his left hand and Bao Xiao is held in his right hand. It's really auspicious.

39. The greatness of maternal love can only be realized when a mother gives birth to a child. Wife has worked hard! Come on!

40. Meet your mother and children quietly and start a new life and a new journey ~ ~

4 1. Hi, mention a new bare machine without instructions.

42. I will make your life safe and smooth.

43. Baby, parents care for you and grow with you.

44. The long-awaited little life finally came to report. Mother and child are safe. Thank you for your blessings!

45. Watch your cabbage, the pig is out!

46. May you be as happy as a flower, continue to be happy and welcome the arrival of a new life!

47. Haha, the baby was born for three days. She eats, sleeps, eats and is carefree every day. Ma Bao needs time to recover from caesarean section. Thank you, my wife. I am happy and contented, pressure is motivation, come on!

48. Don't worry, Xianer and her mother are safe for the time being. Thank you for your concern! Unified reply!

At 49.22: 08, my beloved wife gave birth to a little princess, weighing 6. 18 kg, and the mother and son were safe.

50. Thanks to the concern of relatives and friends, the goods were finally unloaded smoothly.

Tik Tok's funny copy of hot drinks summarizes 50 articles.

A Funny Copy of Tik Tok's Popular Drinking (Part I) 1. Don't drink if you win, cheat if you lose.

I won't drink from now on. If you see me drinking again, forget it!

Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so you should do it with this cup.

Drinking is an interesting thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

6. The lover's tears are drunk drop by drop; Affectionate heart, a rub on the broken; There is no right or wrong between gratitude and resentment. Who can guess right? Whoever drinks this cup of love will be drunk.

7. Time flies like lightning, so it's hard to catch up.

8. Drinking too little for a long time makes it difficult to find talents. Take the lead in drinking and lead in the future.

9. Lead the whole process and lead the future.

10. Discipline inspection cadres don't drink, and there is no clue at all.

1 1. One for you and one for me. Let's dance after drinking.

12. Art for art's sake is not more meaningful than drinking.

13. The biggest pain-you can't get drunk after drinking, you can only pay the bill.

14. I'm going to buy you a few drinks. I'm drunk and you carry it.

15. Men can't make good friends without drinking.

16. Men don't drink, go around the world like eunuchs/can't make good friends;

17. You can drink without losing money, leading the secretary.

A Funny Copy of Tik Tok's Popular Drinking (Part II) 18. How about two?

19. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental derangement.

20. Let's drink to tomorrow and to the past.

2 1. People can't walk the rivers and lakes without drinking;

22. Drink, drink, drink, drink.

23. Drunk and awake, different mentality!

24. I drank wine today, which made me feel uncomfortable and have a headache. I feel worse when I'm drunk. Don't drink in the future.

25. I've been in a daze for a year in succession. Gain and loss never wake up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

26. People in Jianghu can't live without wine.

27. The host raised his glass and said to the people present, "Women should open their mouths and men should go in."

28. Would you like to be an old friend? You can also go drinking together if you are white.

29. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental illness.

30. As long as feelings are iron! Not afraid of stomach bleeding!

3 1. No drinking, no future;

32. If I don't drink, I won't drink China's good wine.

33. The wine is dry and the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

34. Half a catty of wine is not appropriate, and one catty helps the wall. I won't go for half a catty.

Tik Tok's popular drinking funny copy (chapter 3) 35. Generally speaking, if you don't drink alcohol, if you don't drink ordinary wine, drinking is unusual.

36. if you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

37. Half awake and half drunk, meet again in the dream.

38. Fighting together and drinking together are all brothers.

39. Ordinary people don't drink and have no joy at all.

40. Take a bite back and look at the silly drinker.

4 1. virgin stage, strictly guard against death and stick to it. Young woman stage, half-pushing. In the prime of life, everything is not enough. Widow stage, I will fight with you. Old lady stage, no, you can still fool.

42. You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know that no one loves you until you are sick.

43. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

44. I have my story, but I don't drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

45. It's great to drink for a while, and it's great to drink all the time.

46. Years of acacia, add two or two white wines, and you can tell this acacia.

47. I heard that porridge can fill the stomach, but good wine can fill the heart.

48. If you don't drink enough, you are afraid of losing your mind and discipline yourself not to drink.

49. Brother, you drink this wine first, and I'll take care of it.

50. I feel deep and stuffy. Feelings are shallow, lick it. Strong feelings, not enough to drink. Feelings are too weak to drink.

Humorous drinking funny phrases

Humorous drinking funny short sentences 1. Spicy wine washes teeth, and beer is tea.

The key is the right atmosphere.

3. Holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

4. Show your skills in a crisis, and my sister drinks a glass of Song He wine for my brother;

I advise you to drink one more glass of wine and go out for no reason.

6. Don't drink too much in the morning, there are still several tables tonight; Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

7. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.

8. Being drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!

9. Six sixes. Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

10. Today's wine made you drunk today, so drink cold water instead.

1 1. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking, forget it.

12. Time flies like lightning, so it's hard to catch up. How many times can you laugh at the age of 100?

13. Wine is a magic that can relax the tongue and make the story vivid.

14. Ms clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me, you go ahead.

15. Reminds me of you, but you forgot me.

16. I said I was drunk until I was eight, and my wife loved me until I was eight, but you vomited and broke up.

17. One for you and one for me. Let's dance after drinking.

Humorous drinking funny short sentence 2 18. Du Kang is the only one who can solve his worries.

19. Half a catty of wine is not suitable. A catty helps the wall, a catty helps the wall. I'm not going.

20. If the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

2 1. If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who wants to sleep?

22. It's good to get drunk and throw up, and it's good to cry when love is hurt. That's all nonsense.

23. For people who don't drink, the only reason to drink is who to drink with.

24. I didn't know I had been drinking boiled water until one day I vomited and my friend gargled with mineral water.

25. Too sentimental to drink.

26. As long as you are in good spirits, drinking is like drinking water.

27. Half a catty of improper wine, one catty helps the wall, and I won't go for half a catty.

28. You buy wine, I buy wine, and cry together after drinking.

29. Acacia for many years, plus two or two liquors, can tell this acacia.

30. Deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, article source China wine news network wine bleeding;

3 1. Men live like dogs without drinking, men live like eunuchs without smoking, women live without makeup, and women live without smoking.

32. Drinking revolutionary wine every day makes eyes red and stomach bad, hands and feet soft and memory greatly reduced.

33. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

34. It's better to have a rotten hole in your stomach than an emotional crack.

Humorous drinking funny short sentences 3 35. You asked me if I enjoyed drinking alone, and I told you that I lacked too much in my life, except you.

36. Excited heart and trembling hands just want to have a drink with you.

37. Life is rare and you get drunk. If you want to drink, you must be drunk!

38. Drink nine doses at a time and concentrate on training.

39. The average woman doesn't drink alcohol, and the women who drink alcohol are unusual. I am a woman who drinks.

40. Drink less, drink less and drink more. Talk more, talk less, talk less; Don't mess around, don't mess around.

4 1. One, two, two, two mouthwashes, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still yelling.

42. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

43. It's great to drink for a while, and it's great to drink all the time.

44. Sing a song about wine, Life Geometry.

45. If you don't drink enough, you are afraid of losing your mind and don't drink it.

46. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

47. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and cups are handed down.

48. Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can, and run if you can't finish it.

49. If floating life is a dream, what fun is there?

50. Wine nourishes the spirit and water nourishes people, and you won't come back until dawn.