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Science and technology joke-the highest high technology

One day, an American, a Japanese and a local took a bath together. Suddenly, the American arm rang. When the American pressed his arm, the bell stopped. Americans proudly said, "This is our new technology. As long as you transplant the chip to your arm, it can be used as a B.B. pager. "

After a while, the Japanese palm rang, and the Japanese picked it up and whispered in their ears. Others are even more surprised. The Japanese proudly said, "This is also our latest technology. If a chip is implanted in the palm, the palm can be used as a mobile phone. "

The aborigines silently went to the toilet with inferiority. After a while, he came back with half a piece of toilet paper in his ass because he didn't clean it.

Americans and Japanese laughed and asked the locals, "What's that?"

The natives had a brainwave and said, "Oh! Just received a fax. "

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There is a man waiting for the plane at six o'clock at the airport, but he forgot to bring his watch, so he wants to ask someone. At this moment, he saw a man coming with two huge suitcases, wearing an unusually beautiful watch on his wrist, which looked like a high-tech product.

"Excuse me, what time is it?" He asked.

"Which country's time?" The man asked.

"Oh?" His curiosity came. "Do you know the time in which countries?"

"All countries," the man replied.

"wow! That's really a good watch! "

"Not only that, this watch also has a GPS satellite system that can send and receive emails and faxes at any time. This color screen can watch NTSC TV programs! " The man proved to him that it was true!

"oh! Great, I really want to have a watch like this. Can you ... can you sell it to me? "

"To tell you the truth, I've had enough of this watch. How about 900 yuan? "

He immediately took out his checkbook and wrote 900 dollars to the man. "Deal!"

"Well, now, it's yours." The man was relieved and gave him his watch. "This is your watch," he said, pointing to two big boxes on the ground. "These are batteries!"

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