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What you need is not time, but these classic quotations.
2. The so-called low emotional intelligence means that you can't speak, can't read, never know the situation, always say inappropriate things in inappropriate scenes or use inappropriate means, which makes people turn their faces and you still feel cute.
Don't be afraid that a certain character will offend people. You know, there is no personality in the world that can avoid offending people. Speaking bluntly will offend villains, speaking euphemistically will offend hotheads, good people will offend principled people, and smooth people will offend smart people. Since they will offend people, be yourself and be yourself. You are not afraid of offending people because you can bear the consequences.
Never blame others for not helping you, and never blame others for not caring about you. Living in the world, we are all independent individuals, and we all have to suffer pain and discomfort. No one can really understand you. If the stone hadn't hit his foot, he would never know how painful it was. On the road of life, we are all lonely walkers. If people know how to drink water, then the only person who can really help you will always be yourself.
Don't worry too much about the present and don't worry too much about the future. When you experience something, the scenery in front of you is different from before.
6. If you love someone, please don't show off, don't make public, just love quietly. Because love is your own business, others can't understand your feelings and can't feel your throbbing. Never show off because of vanity. The ending of Sun's love is often not very good, and time is the best proof of love. In fact, the best love is nothing more than being together for decades.
7. What you have to overcome is your vanity, not your desire to show off. What you have to deal with is the cleverness you always want to rush out and show off.
8. Life is always like this, and people can't be satisfied everywhere. But we still have to live a passionate life. People live all their lives, and there are many things worth loving. Don't be discouraged because of one dissatisfaction.
9. Meeting is a matter of two people, leaving is a decision of one person. Meeting is a beginning, leaving is to meet the next one. This is a world where one person is gone, but we are not good at saying goodbye.
10. If you are not good enough, your contacts are worthless. Not sought after, but attracted. Only by exchange of equal value can we get reasonable help.
1 1. The disappearance of bad temper can accurately reflect the growth of wisdom.
12. Some friends you once thought were very close, friends who will always walk together, don't know when they parted on the road. Thank the friends who accompanied you through a journey. A friend who can accompany you for a lifetime, thank God.
13. People who are biased against you are not so bad, but your lives are different. Don't waste your breath arguing, because there are too many things to explain. Understand those who understand you, love those who love you, leave your weight for food and your time for company. No matter how many people you please, please yourself.
Who says it's winter? When you are by my side, I feel a hundred flowers blossom and birds sing cicadas.
15. A person's maturity is not reflected in how many achievements he has made, but in the face of people and things he hates, he doesn't cater to them, doesn't contradict them, and just smiles indifferently.
16. I am tired because I have something extra in my heart, just like being full.
17. The so-called decency means that there are many things that don't need to be said or done. Disappointment is inevitable, but most of it is because we overestimate ourselves.
18. The person who spends the darkest night with you is the one who deserves the most brilliant day.
19. Never guess what others are thinking. People who ponder other people's thoughts will never be happy. Everyone should pay attention to their inner thoughts. If they can't even do this, it will be very sad.
20. For life, acceptance is the best gentleness, whether it is accepting a person's appearance or accepting a person's disappearance.
2 1. liking is a life-and-death struggle for you. Love may be a lifelong grievance for you. I like digital photos at my fingertips. Love is that mottled and yellowed old photo in my wallet.
22. I have never seen an early riser, diligent, cautious and honest person complaining about bad fate. Good character, good habits and strong will will will not be defeated by assumed fate.
23. No one likes waiting, but waiting is the normal state of life. Many things can only wait and come to an end. Before everything gets better, we can only learn to wait, learn to read, learn to exercise, learn to travel and learn to work. In short, you must become what you like first, and the person you want will meet you.
24. No one can bear it for you, and no one can take away your strength. Everyone is a lonely walker, and gradually becomes strong in the process of walking.
25. If I were brave, would the result be different? If I persisted at that time, would my memories be unusual? In the end, I didn't say it, but you ignored it.
26. The strongest feeling in the world is not that I love you, but that I am used to having you. Mutual dependence is the deepest love.
27. Many times we are wondering whether we will miss someone. In fact, there is no need to entangle, and it is useless to entangle. When you choose to entangle, you have already chosen to miss it.
28. We all hope to meet someone in the best years, but it is often when we meet someone that we will have the best years.
29. Love when you are ready, not when you are lonely.
30. A man doesn't know which woman loves you most until he is poor once. Only when a woman is ugly once will she know which man won't leave you. Only after being down and out once will you know who cares about you the most. Accompany me, unless you have money, I won't follow. Cherish, I only care whether you are beautiful or not. Time leaves behind not wealth, not beauty, but sincerity.
3 1. You should listen to yourself completely, and you will be better than now. If you listen to others, you will be much better. It is wrong to believe when you shouldn't believe in yourself and doubt when you shouldn't doubt yourself.
32. Cherish the person who can make you forget the past. He may be your future. Forget the person who can't give you the future, and you can embrace the future.
33. All the burdens of life will become gifts, and all the sufferings can illuminate the road of confusion in the future.
34. Hanging your head is just to raise your mind. If you have an unyielding soul, there will be a solid land under your feet.
35. Life will be different with you in this life. But I still want to live without you. Maybe I want to be braver and more independent. No one can live without anyone. How bitter does this sentence sometimes sound? But also let you know that people can't lose themselves just because there is no one.
Dear girl, you need these classic quotations to help you.
1. Instead of caring about what others say about you, try to do something they envy.
There are two things in the world that you can't look directly at, one is the sun and the other is the human heart.
3. Life is not a movie. Forget those scripts and live the life you want.
I don't know if autumn has passed, it will be deep when it rains. It rained all night, cooling the memory, blooming, but warming the mood.
5, floating life is like a dream, floating dust is empty, is the geometry of happiness.
6. If you get something, but you think that's all, then what you want is actually your desire. If you can't let it go after you get it, that's what you really want.
7, you have to dispute with me, I will never be generous. You must be very generous. I am definitely more open than you.
8. I used to think that what I couldn't get was the best. I can't do it now, just turn what I get into the best for myself.
9. If you can afford what you like and go where you want to go, you won't lose your quality of life because of the comings and goings of people around you, but you will be more confident because you spend your own money. This is why you should work hard.
10, slow heating is for fear of disappointment. After all, every investment is everything.
1 1, in fact, love should be pure, and no one owes anyone by nature. Honest people can entrust it, but I prefer you to say that he is worth entrusting. People who are kind and love themselves will be treated gently by years. I didn't complain before you came. I didn't care. I didn't care.
12, don't blame others easily, because we don't have enough wisdom to understand the joys and sorrows of other people's lives and truly understand their ups and downs. It is difficult for everyone to understand each other's feelings because of their different positions and different environments. Therefore, don't criticize and criticize blindly, otherwise it will bring harm to others. Be a happy person and be kind to everyone around you.
13, you should try to go alone and enjoy your time alone. Loneliness deepens, and loneliness becomes armor.
14, even a good friend can't resist the directness without a bottom line. Remember: when you speak, remember to turn a corner. Don't take your outspoken words as an atmosphere, it's just childish in the eyes of others; Don't take your straightforwardness as a bright spot, it's just selfish.
15, the most frustrating thing in a relationship is not quarreling, not the cold war, but pretending not to care when you clearly like it. Love is always associated with self-esteem. But self-esteem is not a condescending gesture, but being honest with yourself. People all over the world are used to playing a disdainful Leng Yan. The better the acting, the farther away from happiness. Don't hide too deep, happiness won't find you.
16, when did people become realistic? I finally realized my limitations and felt powerless for the first time. Start by acknowledging that the world is big and the heart is small. Ever since I lost you.
17, I just hope you and I are all well, don't doubt each other, don't praise each other. On the working day in An Ru, you talk to me like you are talking to yourself, and I talk to you like you are talking to yourself.
18, a person is really lonely and can't say it at all. But life is a stage. Wherever you go, you should smile at people and pretend that your life is full and happy.
19. Don't call if you can't get through, don't send messages you shouldn't send, and ignore people you shouldn't care about. Wake up, the world is big!
20. When I first came to this world, I held my little fist tightly until I lost it. Later, when I grew up, I learned to open my palm and knew that I would gain something. Life is alive, and every day is growth.
2 1, what is the heart? It's like a maze, thousands of miles apart. There is no boat to ferry people, and others can't help except to ferry them by themselves.
If you care too much about the opinions of others, your life will become a pair of underwear. You must pick up the fart of others.
23. Naturally, no one will know you like the back of his hand, but some people will be willing to guess the unknown you with the greatest goodwill; If you meet, please cherish it.
24. All the troubles are your own fault. There are three reasons: no knowledge, no cultivation and no money.
25. I dare not rest because I have no savings; I dare not say tired, because I have no achievements; I dare not be lazy, because I want to live; I can give up my choice, but I can't choose to give up So being strong and struggling is my only choice.
26. There are too many romantic men. Sometimes you smile at them a few times and they think you are interested in them. If you refuse, they will turn around and accuse you of seducing them.
27. Gradually, you will find that not everyone is suitable for you to share the joy of success. Some blame you for showing off, some are jealous, some are disdainful, so we all gradually become modest. In the end, those who can let you share your pride without reservation, those who don't hate or smile when you get carried away, are the most important people to you.
28. I thought time was the best remedy, but I didn't expect to cure all skin injuries.
29. Don't laugh at the appearance of others, or you may become a joke of others one day.
When looking in the mirror, don't just look at the front, but also look at the back.
3 1. Don't try the unknown before you are fully prepared.
32. Many times, the threshold that we thought we couldn't cross for a while, but looking back after a while, has actually been easily skipped; The moment we thought we couldn't do, in fact, we endured it and naturally passed. Everything that doesn't beat you will make you stronger. If time can't beat you, it will also save you.
You are unhappy because you can be as lazy as a pig, but you can't be as lazy as a pig.
34. Life is an excuse for the weak, and luck is a modest word for the strong.
35. Because you are too enthusiastic, you always feel that others are too indifferent to you; Because you love someone too much, you don't love you because you think others ignore you. Pay more attention to yourself, and you will reduce a lot of melodramatic emotions.
Your view of love needs these classic quotations to be corrected.
1, your favorite may not be able to spend your life with you, and many lovers can't walk into each other's lives, so they can only meet in the afterlife; How many men and women have experienced love and entered marriage, but they no longer cherish each other's efforts. So remember to cherish the people you love, treat every dull day as the last moment of interdependence, and hold your lover's hand well. Even if ta looks old, don't forget to hold ta's hand for a lifetime.
2, that love, just like me for you, is far away, looking around with a little faint imagination. Put lipstick on these dark years. For so many years, I don't know whether I am using my imagination to maintain my love for you or your ability to maintain my imagination.
We will never regard each other as irreplaceable as before; We will never love as hard as before until we cry. One day, I finally stopped thinking about him, because he has been away for too long, and my habit is no longer a habit.
4. We've all been lost and wandering, and the plot may be the same. Although it's faded vaguely, it's always dusty in our eyes. Since we're lovelorn and hurt, let's just sing all the way to the end. Let's go together with the curtain of love.
Dear, I finally did such a stupid thing and told the secret to a tree hole. I whispered that sentence three times, and my tears were denser than light rain. But it's no use saying it 30 thousand times? I believe that the world has given us a way out, but we are all too stubborn, but "from the beginning of the story, I still have a crush on you."
6. Love may not be completely dead in my heart. I hope it won't bother you again. I once loved you silently. I endure shyness and jealousy. May God bless you, and another person will love you as much as I love you.
7, often hurt, not only a love, two personal feelings, but also may hurt a relationship that lasts for many years, two passions to pursue true love. People who have been hurt in love will be afraid of being hurt again and stay away from love.
8. If your girlfriend cries in front of you, please hold her tight for whatever reason, and then hold her tight if you resist. Lying on the table will never be at ease in your arms. If your girlfriend points out your shortcomings, don't always blame her for nagging, because she won't say anything about you if she doesn't care.
9. Everything comes from karma and is born from thought. If you cling to something or something, you will suffer from loss and worry. If you can relax, you will be fearless. Life is often about what you are afraid of. When you look down on gains and losses and have no sense of success or failure, you will succeed smoothly. The most precious thing in life is to have a normal heart, stay away from the turbid world, be calm as water, not be confused by the five colors in the world, and not be fascinated by the various tastes of life.
10, love needs to be expressed. Living together for a long time, the expression of love becomes some trivial living habits. For example, make a cup of hot tea for your lover, tuck your lover in the corner, play a little joke with your lover and put a tomato in your lover's mouth. Of course, it may be that the tea is hot, the quilt corner is unnecessary, the joke is a bit vulgar, or the tomato tastes terrible.
1 1, the woman said sadly, I have been with him for many years, but I know he still misses his dead wife in his heart. I can't replace her, so don't replace her. Don't rush to replace others. You are yourself, you don't have to replace anyone.
12, love is a past tense, only time will remember it. Time passes by quietly. Standing on the other side of the world of mortals, with clear eyes and hair like water, looking at the fence, listening to the wind, lingering. A mountain, a water, in the change of annual rings, gradually arrived at the old, withered like water.
13, if you get it, you must understand that love is giving, not taking. The less you ask of him, the more love you will get. Don't hold on too tightly. The looser he is, the less he will leave you, because other women hold on tight. If he can be taken away by others, prove that he is not worthy of your love.
14. Usually, behind every woman with a strong heart, there is a man who makes her grow up, an emotional experience that makes her fully aware, and a metamorphosis process that pushes herself to a desperate situation and eventually reborn. A woman with a strong heart is usually not strong and aggressive. On the contrary, she may be gentle, smiling, resilient and unhurried, but often at this time, the person who loves you has turned away.
15, everyone's heart is an ocean, shining with bottomless blue
16, did you find that even though you were online, I didn't look for you, not because I didn't care about you, but because I found that you didn't need me.
17, love and hate never exist alone, but always exist together. Only at a certain stage, love is a little more than hate, and hate is blurred when you see love; Or hate a little more than love. When we see hate and blur love, we always can't tell everything.
18, you are close to him today. If you speak from your heart, you may become a sharp arrow for him to stab you in the future. Don't regret everything you have done, including blindfolding and trusting someone. One day, if ten thousand arrows go through the heart, I think. But remember, there is no forgiveness after injury.
19, if one day, you are lovelorn, please open your hands, the left hand is the past, the right hand is the future, together, the middle is your present. You exist in an opening and closing, what's the sadness? The past is always one side, and the future is the other.
20. Just on the fast track of the train, hold your hand and look at that distant place, which belongs to our future, and only work together for the future. Sometimes, the reality is too cruel and always so helpless. That year, we loved each other, lived and died together, but in the end, we lived far apart.
2 1, in the world of mortals, it is destined that you and I will meet beautifully, happily and painfully in this life. Over time, we are doomed to be separated from Sauvignon Blanc. Let me use the feelings of this life to repay the debts of previous lives! Look away, love comes back. Acacia is bitter, love has to wait.
22. Looking back on the past and recalling the love that streaks through life like a meteor, we often blame each other's mistakes on fate. Actually, what really affects us is the timing of meeting and falling in love. The communication between men and women is full of variables. A small change may change the final direction of choice. Who did you meet at the most beautiful time?
23. Everything becomes eternal because of the sharing of love, and you can never be isolated from the world-whether you are old with him or her, whether you get married and have children. But if you don't have your own world, if you don't discover or create it, how can love grow?
24. I don't remember every forgiveness, but I will firmly remember the specific person because of my deep love and great responsibility. The more unforgivable a person is, the more important he is in your heart. Because it's important, eyes can't rub sand.
25, some personnel, can not see clearly will be entangled, see clearly will be heartbroken. Life is like a grain of dust. On the surface, it is dominated by itself, but in fact it is dominated by heaven and earth and human nature. Many personnel changes, you can't control, you can only follow the fate. If you want to live happily, you must learn to do things soberly and be a fool. Without perfection, everything is clear and the stain is obvious. The more advantages, the more dazzling the stain. Live too seriously, so it is very painful.
26. From the day I met you, I begged you in my heart. If life is a one-way street, please walk in front of me from now on so that I can see you all the time. If life is a two-way street, please let me hold your hand and never get lost.
27. Every love will experience expectation and disappointment, hesitation and affirmation, smile and heartbreak. It doesn't matter if you cry, as long as you laughed afterwards and missed it, then you still love this person. There is no love that doesn't need repeated verification.
28. You said you just want to live in the present. Time will tell you all the truth, in the way you like or fear. Just for love, you'd rather be silly and pretend you don't know anything. Just to live longer in love.
What makes people sad in love is not that you love him but he doesn't love you, but that he is kind to you but doesn't understand you, and people who understand you have no feelings for you. The helplessness of life is that your choice is often that those who want to have sex will eventually become bosom friends, and those who want to be friends will eventually become lovers.
30. In love, there are no rules, no right or wrong, no heroes, no wise men, and no geniuses ... In classic love, there are only two fools, holding each other's hands, loving stupidly, living stupidly and spending their lives stupidly.
3 1. True love means that I don't expect you to make me brag in front of others, but I have this guarantee in my heart: even if all the people are not around me, you will still stand by me. That happiness is a cup of imagination, dreaming of brewing ordinary Gu Mi into the fragrance of fine wine, and then waiting and cherishing it with life.
32. In the emotional world, no one is nobler than others, only one is truer than others. If you are unhappy, please don't frown, but keep smiling, because someone is in love with your smile. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.
33. If two people quarrel and you leave, he won't look for you. When you calm down, go back to him. Love should not, regardless of gender, regardless of role. If you love him, you shouldn't care about it. Don't cheat him, even for his sake.
34. Sometimes, I pretend to be happy; Sometimes, I will be willful; Sometimes, I suddenly feel insecure; Sometimes, I don't have the courage; I will cry for small things; I will also be too excited to sleep because of small things; I have always felt that I am not good enough. I admit, I am not perfect, but I am real. ......
35, the back is elongated. Stretch. Time flies. Disappear at the end of the moonlight. Don't regret the time. Not sad because of the full moon. Not lonely because of flowers. Don't be sad for the failure of flowers. Life can't be satisfactory. Just ask for a clear conscience. Because of love.
You need these classic quotations to guide your youth.
1, I hope that for the rest of your life, I will be a returnee, not a passer-by.
2. Pursuing passion as a teenager, but infatuating with peace after maturity, it is a kind of courage to believe in love as always after we pursue, hurt and deviate. Everyone has a forest of his own. All the people who should have lost are lost, and the people who should have met will meet again.
A mature person often finds that there are fewer and fewer strange people, and everyone has his difficulties.
I don't want to be a god or a hero. Just be a tree, grow for the years, and never hurt anyone.
5, some things, not the stronger the better, just right. Deep words, shallow words, we walk a long way slowly.
6. The real function of tears is to wash your eyes and let you see the person who makes you cry.
7. Parting is always good. It symbolizes a parting and another beginning that must be faced.
8. The world is simple, but people are complicated. You are lonely because you want to be cared for and don't want to be disturbed too much.
9. No matter how deeply you are hurt, there will always be someone who forgives all the difficulties brought by your previous life.
10, first think about how to make yourself better. Don't expect to meet the right person all day. Even if you do, you are too young. You are excellent, and naturally there are the right people to stand by you.
1 1. It is normal for people to meet others' incomprehension, criticism, contempt and even disdain when they are young. In this case, we only need to do two things well. One is to correct your own shortcomings according to other people's judgments, and the other is not to deny your life because others don't understand.
12, play a little melodramatic, you must have great feelings, otherwise people will feel too right and wrong and too tired. If you really lose your temper and don't want to change, you will grow up, others will benefit and tolerate you.
13, raise all the dust where you walk, and then scatter ruts and traces without looking back. You don't have to worry too much about the golden year. Drink the wine in front of you and forget the person behind you.
14. If your definition of success is to surpass others, you are doomed to fail, because there are always people better than you. If your definition of success is to surpass yourself, then you will really succeed as long as you work hard.
15, I wish you less injury when you are stubborn, and I hope that when you wake up, things have changed.
16, as docile and easy to contact as a pigeon, with affinity and no aggression. When I am in danger and don't like people and things, my first reaction is the most efficient concession. I fly to other places, I have the sky to retreat, don't entangle with the bad guys. When you have to fight back, you are as cunning, swift and fierce as a snake, without hesitation or delay, and answer blows with blows. When you reach this state, others will only respect you more, and naturally, they will not dare to bully you.
17, even if no one appreciates it, you should learn to bloom freely. Your life has never been a race with others. You should live better than you did yesterday.
18, we were all the same at first, haggling over every ounce and pretending to let nature take its course. We did the same later, and we tried our best to accept the loss.
19, some people are not born with thorns to keep people away, but are really unsociable and shy of taking the initiative, so simply saying it is less misunderstood as "indifference". In fact, if you have the patience to take a few more steps forward, you will find that they are actually very approachable and have more feelings than many people. Like you.
20. When a person has survived the most difficult time, he no longer wants to look for support, and everyone has a burden.
2 1, when you want to save it, think clearly first. Distinguish between unwillingness, regret, guilt and true love.
22. The girl casually said, which means: I'm too lazy to think about it, but you must come up with something I'm satisfied with.
23. I always agree that no matter how competitive you are before, you will find the beauty of this world at the moment you fall in love with someone. This kind of love will make you not afraid of being hurt, willing to grow, and even inadvertently find yourself getting better and better. Love and liking are two fundamentally different emotions. Love begins when you find yourself willing to trust, tolerate, understand and apologize unconditionally.
24. Sometimes you want to prove it to ten thousand people. Later, you found that only one person who knows is enough.
25. The gap between ideal and reality is that you feel like a piece of meat when you pick it up. Only when you bite it will you know it is a piece of ginger.
26. We were all the same at first, haggling over every ounce and pretending to let nature take its course. We did the same later, and we tried our best to accept the loss.
27. The most mature sign of human feelings is the ability to distinguish between love and non-love.
28. "Sense of belonging" means that you strongly want to be with him, "sense of security" means that you feel that he strongly wants to be with you, and "happiness" means that two people strongly want to be together and finally walk together.
29. Don't explain yourself to anyone easily. People who love you don't mind, people who hate you won't believe you!
30. How to deal with negative emotions? You can listen to songs or read books. When you are lonely and helpless, don't run away, and don't talk to someone right away. Calm down is the best way. If even music and books can't calm you down, wash your face and think about your original intention. You will remember who you are. This is my answer. If all the above fails, then go running, and the long journey will tell you the answer.
3 1, I hope someone will give you a glass of wine when you are wandering, and someone will always sing with you when you are lonely.
32. Sometimes it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously. Sometimes I always feel that others ignore me, but in fact I may be too idle.
33. Love means that we only sleep one meter, whether it's a 1.8-meter or 2.2-meter-wide bed.
34. See clearly why a person should be exposed; If you hate someone, why do you turn against them? Living, there are always people who don't like us, just like others don't like us. Living, speaking simply is actually very simple, and laughing at gains and losses will broaden your horizons; Only when the heart is transparent will spring bloom. Life is like this.
35. What a man hurts a woman is not necessarily that he fell in love with someone else, but that he let her down when she had expectations and didn't help her when she was weak.
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