Super Humor and Funny Talk about Super Funny Personality Signature (57 sentences)

1, handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

2, laugh more, you can't brush your teeth for so many years.

There is a reason why I don't answer every second. There is a time difference between us, so I may often fail to return every second.

4. Some people have nothing to do with me. Some people, I can't let go of them.

The biggest dream is to hope that one day, when I am walking on the road, a handsome guy will take me home.

6, it is very painful to pay wages during the May Day holiday every year, and you can't be less! It is money.

7. When will mosquitoes evolve to suck fat instead of blood?

8. I want to be your little sun, either to warm you or to burn you.

9. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.

10, honey, you have lost weight, just look at the wrinkles on your neck.

1 1, chopsticks can't be lifted, but the lid can't get out.

12, I am a special person, I am an ordinary person, so I am a special ordinary person.

13, love can't be eaten or drunk. I have to pay for it. What picture?

14, I tried to turn the salted fish over during the exam, damn it, I didn't expect it to stick.

15, the greatness of life is the lack of a small object!

16, one is more dangerous to wear and the other is safer to grow.

17, the sky is boundless, you eat grass and I eat sugar.

18, men can't get used to it, and the more they get used to it, the more asshole they become. Women are spoiled, and the more they are spoiled, the more balls they have, which are still others'.

19, I came to this world and didn't intend to go back alive!

Violence cannot solve the problem. Come on, let's sit down calmly and praise me for an hour.

2 1, borrow a friend's car, and the friend said to refuel the car when returning it. When I returned the car, I rushed to the car and applauded.

22. My hobbies can be divided into two types: dynamic and static. Quietly sleeping, moving over.

23. When the road is rough, shout and move on.

24. Now, what qualifications does a man have to tell his sister to grow old together? I'm completely bald before I grow gray hair.

25. If the garden can't be closed in spring, I will draw an almond out of the wall.

26. You are just the cheapest scenery I have ever seen, just for free.

27. study hard If there are less than 20 people a day, you can't find anyone.

28. In the past, mail was slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

29. Will you protect me like your penis?

30. Wechat is all news, QQ is all push, and SMS is all 10086. Okay, I'm alone.

3 1, don't grab things from me. Although I can't be a coquette, I can wrestle.

If you choose to be a villain, don't blame the official for trampling on your dignity.

33. Life is like Super Mary. A little turtle can kill you before you add mushrooms.

34. If an idiot can fly, this is the airport.

35. If life is like the first time, why be sentimental? Say goodbye, maybe never again.

Don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

37. Some things are impossible. Leave them till tomorrow. If you are lucky, you won't have to do it when you die tomorrow.

38. I want to underestimate myself, but my weight doesn't allow it.

I hate this world of looking at faces, so I don't know who really loves me.

40. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing channels.

4 1, flip a coin: surf the internet head-on, sleep on the other side, and stand up and do your homework.

42. Since ancient times, no one has died in life. * * * dies first and I die.

43. I am not afraid that the enemy is like a tiger, but I am afraid that my teammates are like pigs!

44. If you don't work hard now, you will move bricks on other people's walls in the future.

45. If my leaving can bring you a smile, you'd better cry.

46. I didn't mean to be different, how can I have outstanding taste!

47. Women in the new era can enter the hall, climb over the fence, fight for mistresses and beat hooligans, but they can't leave the kitchen.

48. Without you around, time is simply slower than the startup speed of my computer.

49. The world belongs to us and our children, but ultimately to our children and grandchildren!

50. marry a woman like me. Although it is not beautiful or beautiful, it is enough to make you lose everything.

5 1, I passed you but you didn't know it was me because I turned my head.

52. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life.

53. These days, the chances of finding true love are almost the same as those of being struck by lightning!

54. Eating food is like a train. To sum up: shopping, shopping, shopping.

Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

I don't love you, but your father's bank account.

57. If you have money, you will have no home. If you have no money, worship God.