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B&B, when people ask you how much it will cost to decorate, how do you respond humorously?

B&B, someone asked how much the decoration cost. The humorous answer can be one of the following.

1, haha, our decoration cost is a secret. If I tell you, others will come after me!

Ouch, this is a trade secret, but what I can reveal is that our decoration cost is even higher than the house price!