There is a funny post about the benefits of raising children, saying that it can be used as a pillow and so on. Can you help me find it?

Double income, no children, a female student with special relationship, married and infertile.

Q Chatting One day, she said: Is my niece (my niece) one year old? Talk about the benefits of raising children and give me reasons to have children all my life.

I thought about the answer:

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My daughter's 12 use

1, play defense

When quarreling with LP, you can greatly shorten the quarrel time by facing LP.

2, watchdog

Put it in the stroller, put it at the door, and call everyone.

Step 3 pick up girls

It has a miraculous effect on young women and can also be used as a pioneer for young girls. The disadvantage is that it is easy to be caught by middle-aged women.

4. Pillow

Let the little girl lie down and rest on her back. This is a comfort, but don't fall asleep.

Step 5 plant flowers

The fertilizer produced by my little girl has low smell, sufficient yield and great fertility.

Step 6 buy toys

I bought my favorite toys under her name, but recently the Transformers, Gundam and Asuka nude commemorative editions bought in this way were all scolded by LP.

7. Upgrade of old objects

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As small as the mobile phone cleaner is clean, give her a bite; Big enough for a camera, give her shit about clothes she doesn't want; As long as it can't be destroyed, I'll make it for her and then buy a new one. But recently, because of economic problems, we can only use mobile phones with tooth marks, cameras with scratches and shirts with shit marks.

8. Do your hair.

My little girl's face is almost the same as ours. The idea of hairstyle is put into her head first. When finished, it will be used by both of us. If you don't do it well, it will be scraped into a shell.

9. Tooth protection

Gently bite on her face, the back of her hand and PP, and make a clear circle of tooth marks to find decayed teeth and irregular teeth.

10, buy rice

Weigh her before going out. I'll buy as many Jin of rice as she weighs, and I'll know if there's any shortage.

1 1, saving change.

Holding her daughter squatting on the overpass, there is a piece of paper in front of her, which reads: LP elopes, thousands of miles to find relatives, her daughter is hungry and cold, begging for money.

12, hypnosis

My girl's PP is about the same size and shape as TMD's boobs, except that there is no nine. LP is on a business trip or angry, touching my girl's PP to sleep, PiaPia's.