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In the landscape of right and wrong, which of your articles do I like best?

I can't take you to Zoic.

Novel, the first half of June 2009 65438+ 10.

This sentence is the last sentence at the end.

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Spring sports meeting.

The music on the radio outside the window is surging, and the shouts on the playground are chasing after each other.

Array. Red-faced students looked up and poured down the whole bottle of mineral water, of course, there were some in threes and threes.

Two students are chatting in the shade of a tree.

It's almost four o'clock. The classroom was empty, and Tang Ying, who slept in the back door, saw him.

It is getting late. Pick up your schoolbag and get ready to go home. Unexpectedly, Ding, who just came back from running a kilometer.

As soon as the snow hits. "I'm sorry" Tang Ying and the pie mouth, the other side of the neck is wet.

Wipe the sweat on your forehead, and quickly lift the back of your hand to wipe it. Steamed diced

You Yi didn't mean to get out of the way. Because of the huge height difference, his shoulders are almost covered.

Tang Ying's entire line of sight. Confrontation for half a minute or adamant4 silence, Tang Yingsuo.

Sex takes a step back and picks up her arm.

"Be my girlfriend."

This sentence comes again.

This is the third time. Tang Ying looked up with a straight face, the other person's face is extremely easy to recognize.

Really look. A drop of sweat failed to condense on his forehead and follow the smooth facial contour.

Skillfully slide to the tip of the chin.

The "click" shutter sound soon exposed three primary school girls at the corner of the corridor.

They Yang Yang borrowed a camera from the teacher who recorded the live sports meeting and looked at them with joy.

A senior and a senior compared a victorious "V". "With you is such a thing.

Son, do you need to exaggerate? "Tang Ying frowning, cursing, turned and shook the book.

Baotou strode to the front door without looking back.

Ding You looked at her back and didn't chase.

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Wake up at six o'clock in the morning, lie in bed with your eyes closed, and you can hear the sound of motorcycles whistling by outside the window.

Roaring roar, the noise of bargaining in the vegetable market. Soaked in water the night before.

Pour the soybeans into the soymilk machine, fill it with water and plug it in. Subtle luck in soymilk machine

Brush your teeth and wash your face in noise. Pour soybean milk into two cups before going out and take a cup to school.

The other one is for my mother who gets up at seven and goes to work.

This is every morning in Tang Ying.

My parents divorced in elementary school and have been living with my mother ever since. Mom is not well.

Mind your own business and have fun.

Immature. Independence. Calm down. Low-key personality but often maverick, making

The head teacher is very nerve-racking. Fortunately, Tang Ying never made trouble, did not join any gangs, and had no shadow.

When other students study, the class teacher will accompany her and leave her alone.

It's strange why Ding Youyi likes herself.

That is a very beautiful person, surrounded by girls. Although the impression

He always sits in the last row, scanning the whole class with gloomy eyes and being silent 2. hear about

Boys only hit him in the face when everyone is around, which is much more enjoyable. So his cheeks, forehead

There will always be new band-AIDS, but the sharp eyes that are inadvertently revealed are matched.

No matter how heroic the face is, it will only teach girls more heartache.

In her opinion, people like Ding Youyi, every move is grandstanding.

In the afternoon, my father called and had a fierce argument with my mother on the phone. increase

On the phone, my unhappy mother sat in the living room and cried this time.

Dare not come forward to ask, Tang Ying sensibly put on an apron and went to the kitchen to cook. piece

The sound of frying drowned out the sniffles in the living room. Open the refrigerator door and put the eggs at the bottom.

Greg, she squatted down and reached for it.

"Your father won't pay the living expenses any more."

Mother's voice was small, but it broke Tang Ying's heart.

"Oh." Close the refrigerator door and carefully break the eggs at the edge of the bowl.

After the evening self-study, the students frolicked out of the classroom door. Tang Ying was silent.

Quietly packed her schoolbag and waited until everyone left before she moved away. Go to the end of the corridor

Head, turn over and hide in the shadow of the corner of the stairs, throw the bag aside. Lean against the wall, Tang Ying.

I took out a pack of cigarettes from my trouser pocket, skillfully pulled out one, and bowed my head and slammed it in the right place.

Bright. Take a deep breath and spit out smoke rings. Looking at the dark tree outside the window, she narrowed her eyes.

Squint your eyes.

It snowed heavily on the day of the parent-teacher conference in the first grade of primary school, covering the red roof of the teaching building.

The white snow sets off more brightly. Dad sat next to her, looking down at a story meeting and eating melon seeds on the table to entertain his parents. Seeing him so careless,

Tang Ying was in a hurry. When it was dad's turn to speak, he stood up with a smile and clapped his hands.

Tang Ying's education talks about the national education policy, interspersed with praise for the head teacher and the school.

Awards. Sit down and win thunderous applause. Dad turned his head and winked at Tang Ying.

Dad who never wastes time is the pride of Tang Ying.

It was the last and only parent-teacher meeting that Dad attended. In the second year, parents announced their divorce without hesitation.

If you stop paying living expenses, you will no longer fulfill your father's obligations.

No longer willing to admit that there is such a wife and daughter.

Try to get rid of two burdens.

Thinking about thinking, Tang Ying's eyes turned red, and she quickly raised her hand and rubbed it.

A hand reached out quietly, and it spread out in my hand by the dim light of the corridor.

Holding a pack of tissues. Tang Ying looked up, frowning and said nothing. The people in front are dense.

There is something unreal in the smoke, and my eyes are drooping and I can't see my expression clearly. Thin figure

Shadow is not enough to cover Tang Ying.

Ding Youyi again.

"Who smokes there?" A few steps away came the voice of a middle-aged man. be

Grade director, smiling wolf teacher who teaches physics, that's right. Tang Ying's hands trembled with fear.

Cigarette butts with red sparks shook off to the ground. Ding youyi in front has turned around, no

Over your shoulder, blocking Tang Ying behind you.

"I asked, who smokes there?" The smiling wolf asked softly again.

"me." Ding You deliberately tilted his neck to pretend to be unrepentant.

"Ding Youyi from Class 0/3, Grade 2/KLOC."

"Ha ha, very good. You will bring a 2000-word review report to class tomorrow.

The director came to see me in the academic affairs office. "Smile Wolf smile more gentle, light too much.

In the dark, he didn't notice the shadow behind Ding You, and turned and strolled behind him.

Go away.

Tang Ying opened his mouth, not knowing what to say. The other person's eyes are shining, in

Silence in the dark is like a lamp.

"Girls smoke, it's all dust." Ding Youzhun looks into her and reaches in.

Put it in your trouser pocket and turn around and leave.

His back leans forward slightly when he walks, and he has a hunchback. Tang Ying looked at the fading figure, raised his feet and stamped out the cigarette butts on the ground.

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In the blink of an eye, it's late spring. Tang Ying became Ding Youyi's girlfriend.

This is not an impulse, nor a lasting compromise on his cheek, nor is it.

This is a thank you for his heroic act of saving America. Tang Ying just feels cute and persistent.

Cute. There are not so many profound reasons, and there is no need for ups and downs.

Festival.

The combination of these two people is controversial. Not because it's wrong, on the contrary, Don.

Although ying is not a beautiful girl, she has always been famous for her maverick. One is affected by

One is a beautiful teenager who is surrounded by people, and the other is a girl who is worshipped in Leng Yan. This is a conversation.

Couples who have both topics and entertainment. Anyway, Ding Youyi likes to follow Tang Ying's ass.

Later, I enjoyed it.

At noon, the sun is warm. Two people are lying on the roof, reading together again.

A letter of declaration of war written by a daredevil elementary school girl to Tang Ying smiled. "Why do you like it?

Me? "Asked Tang Ying suddenly twist a head Ding Youyi, he winked, gherardini on his face.

A smiling expression.

"I don't know," Ding you sip she chuckled embarrassed expression, "no..

The law doesn't look at you. "

Tang Ying ha ha laugh.

What do you like about me? Bend down close to the girl, corners of the mouth hook badly.

When you laugh, your chin gains a charming acute angle.

"Chasing my confession every day, can you not bother? Simply promise you to forget it. " woman

Life is heartless, and he slapped him in the face with arrogance.

"……"

"Also, Faye Wong also said, anyway, men are playboy, it is better to find a good-looking.

Ordered. "Don't say that finish, petty boy has strode away with a sullen face.

That's true.

Boys occasionally tell dirty jokes with cheeky faces. Whenever this happens, Tang Ying always pretends.

Deaf and dumb, the atmosphere becomes strange and ambiguous. Boys are so happy, and girls are merciless.

Pick up his ears. Occasionally, I dive down the mountain by bike, and the girl doesn't mince words.

Standing in the back seat laughing, the boy's coat was wrapped in a cloak of wind. They are still squatting together.

Drink by the roadside and guess the traffic conditions at night.

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A few days didn't appear in the classroom, Tang Ying crept to open the back door, ready.

Sneak in like before. It's not a big deal. Everyone turns to look.

Myself. She straightened up in confusion and saw the head teacher on the podium.

Then I turned my head to look at my position, only to find that the tables and chairs were gone, and I was out of breath at once.

Let's go

"Where have you been these days? Why don't you come to class? " Obvious strength

An angry question.

Tang Ying wisely chose silence, knowing that he was very angry at the moment, although

Interpretation will also be taken for granted as sophistry.

"Have you ever done this student! Skip class directly!

"City leaders to check, you are alone, I have been a monitor for five years.

Ren, I almost lost my job this time!

"You go home for me! You left all the tables and chairs in the hallway! Don't come to me.

My son is studying! "

The volcano erupted.

Tang Ying hesitated for a moment before he realized that he didn't come to class for a few days, and he was also divided.

Put the gun down. Bow your head and be silent, and assume the responsibility of a headstrong class teacher.

Scold. The students in the audience are whispering. When he got tired of scolding, Don

The shadow said softly, "Can I get the table back now?"

"How dare you? ! "The man on the platform, the veins stood out on his forehead. all

People held their breath and dared not make any noise. The two sides faced each other awkwardly, and the air froze. "I'm sorry.

Teacher, I ... "Tang Ying was afraid that the teacher would really compete with himself and show weakness first. Panic

Standing there, at a loss. There is nothing wrong with dragging on like this. The last heart

Cross walked out of the door in full view of the teacher's anger and fire.

Teng, Ding You hurriedly stood up from his seat, because of overexertion.

Make a loud noise with a chair. Stride out, eager to catch up with Tang Ying.

"She is my daughter-in-law." After being loudly stopped by the teacher, Ding You twisted.

The boss looks innocent.

Everyone was dumbfounded. The teacher's bare forehead was dazzled by the incandescent lamp in the classroom.

Pale and shiny.

In the corridor, Ding You carried the table on one shoulder, swaggering. "Go these days.

Where is it? "

"Just look around." Tang Ying lowered his head and dragged the chair.

"Just looking around?"

"By train. Just find a place, buy a ticket and sit casually. "

"Then what?"

"... it's raining. The fields are green and yellow. It's huge. Stop on a telephone pole

Many gray sparrows. Goo goo goo "

"Then what?"

"Small houses in twos and threes. Green patent leather train, halfway, stopped at the iron.

On the track. Like a toy. Well, the original One Piece was playing on the radio at that time.

Sound. The uncle sitting opposite me is wearing a pair of black pointed leather boots, which I like very much. "

"Then what?"

"It's gone."

"I think every window is a flowing painting. Every car is

Have the potential to be a gallery. "Tang Ying raised his head, relishing the soliloquy.

"My wife is great!"

"Come on. Bad grades, skipping classes. The teacher tried to strangle me, Da.

My family must look down on me, too. You're still being sarcastic. "Tang Ying narrow squint.

Eyes.

"I say hello, hello." Put on a serious look and don't forget to add one.

In a word, "I just want you."

"……"

"hmm."

"... well, I'll pick you up next time. "Stop and put your hand out.

Go on, pat the boy on the face.

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Ding Youyi's parents are both university professors, and one of them teaches Chinese language and literature.

One teaches finance. Grandpa plays erhu very well. Grandma was in the local theater when she was young.

A famous character. Tang Ying was a little surprised to know. Look at him hanging around all day.

Appearance, really can't see from scholarly family.

When she entered the third year of high school, Ding Youyi's performance plummeted. Mom and dad because of work

Because I usually live in the university town, I go home once or twice a week. He has been with his grandparents.

Get up. I stayed out late with a group of people at night and went home, fighting constantly.

I'm angry with my family. I'm angry. Ding's mother looked for it several times. impression

She is an elegant aunt with long curly hair. Speak slowly, but don't doubt, forever.

Calm and kind. During this period, there was no drama like playing Yuanyang in the movie Martin.

Mother seems to like this calm and sensible girl very much.

"Xiaoying, help me persuade Xiongyi." Plead softly as if to yourself.

Daughter-in-law comes in.

"Aunt, don't worry." We have a tacit understanding.

"Grandpa, grandma, dad, mom, who do you like better?" It's like teasing a child

Be persuasive. The two stood on the bus and staggered to share a pair of headphones.

"Grandma." Ding You lazily took the tab, upper body shaking the car.

Lean forward and lean back slightly. "When I was a child, no one was in charge, and I was left at my grandparents' home for more than a dozen. "

A few years. Have no feelings for mom and dad. Grandpa is fierce. "

Tang Ying looked at the traffic outside the window and was silent for a long time. "I actually like it.

My dad. He took me to the small park. At that time, roads were paved with pebbles. baked sweet potato

My uncle is cheerful all the year round, and my aunt who sells tickets sits there knitting sweaters and rarely mentions it.

Head. I remember, there was a stall on the left-hand side of the park gate, with Altman and the big-faced cat.

Plastic mask. And a windmill. "As if infinite disappointment, Tang Ying expression is a bit dim.

Let Ding Youyi elusive. "The Ferris wheel is very small, and it only takes 5 minutes to turn around. Mumashi

Yao paints, too. The mechanism of the haunted house was too slow, and it took a long time to react. dad

Take me as a child and walk east and west. "

"Which park? I will go with you again. "

"So, you have to listen to your parents." Ignore the boys' loving eyes

God, Tang Ying said seriously.

"My mother looking for you again? ! "The boy raised his voice angrily and suppressed his anger.

The fire didn't reply. After a while, he continued, "I can't go to college to be a soldier." I

Why do you want to be a soldier? Everything likes to be arranged for me, and there is no future. Two universities

What's the use of professors! They owe me since I was a child, and they should give it back to me! "

Tang Ying pinched the shoulder strap of his schoolbag and went straight to the door. He pulled her arm.

Shout loudly.

"You are so worthless that I'm too lazy to tell you." Pull out your arm hard and continue.

Let's go

"... I was wrong. "

From then on, as long as Ding Youyi came home late, Ding's mother was the first to call.

Ask Tang Ying where she is, what she is doing, and whether she is with Ding Youyi. Outside

Fight, also call Tang Ying, words can't find out the meaning of blame but let Tang Ying listened to.

Chest tightness; His family was very angry and stormed out. They called Tang Ying without saying anything.

With that, he rushed out to accompany Ding Gu to the streets to find him.

Mother Ding is an extremely clever person. There are many ways to choose, but you know how to choose the advantage.

The one that maximizes the benefits. I know that hitting Yuanyang rudely will only arouse my son's greater turmoil.

Rebellious psychology is far less effective than such soft words.

Tang Ying is well aware of this. Considering that this is a mother's love for her son, it cannot be overemphasized.

It's just sour in my heart.

At this age, it seems that everyone is very resistant to the people and things around him. Ding Youyi expressed her dissatisfaction in the most direct and intense way, but Tang Ying could not. Because of her personality, she chose silence more. As a teenager, it is impossible to be mature without confusion. The definition of the future is vague. I don't know what I can do or what kind of life I want. Poor study, weak interpersonal relationship, and.

Immature world outlook, sometimes like falling into an endless quagmire, trying to be impulsive.

The escape was unsuccessful.

Mom said, you control your own discretion-like a passerby.

No one arranged for himself, no one gave him advice or even encouragement.

Yes The mood turns into an undercurrent Kuroshio, hovering deep in my heart.

"Grandma was angry with him. He closed the door and wouldn't let anyone in. " Aunt ding's

As soon as the voice rang, Tang Ying was like a reflex. Grab your coat and go out in a hurry. hurried

When I arrived at Ding You's door, it was already evening. I rang the doorbell. The whole family is here. It seems that things have gone wrong.

Not as serious as usual. Under the guidance of Aunt Ding, Ding Youyi knocked on the door. adult

After everyone avoided, the door opened.

The boy in big flower shorts turned around and sat on the ground against the bed. Tang Ying

Sitting next to you.

"How's grandma?"

"Still in the hospital."

"Is it serious?"

"hmm."

Eyelashes can be seen clearly one by one, hanging down like a gray one.

Little pigeon. Just after the hair was cut, the tip of the hair rubbed against the snow-white forehead. Don

Quiet, just look at him sideways. Waiting for him to speak for himself.

"Xu Fan, they told me to sing, I won't be back until late. Grandma won't let me go,

I have to go. She waited until the early morning and I didn't come back. myocardial infarction ...

Then grandpa got scared ... just ... if grandma died, did I kill her?

..... "At some point, he choked up and his nose was red. Tang Ying straightened his back and sat up.

Come on, put your arms around the boy's head and sigh gently. I remember he once talked about grandma.

When you are young, you always have a vibrant face. He said that when he was a child, he and his grandmother lived in the country. Grandma yi

Get up early, feed the chickens and let them out. I had a colorful one at that time.

Parrot, put it in the hall. Put a radio next to it, and it will usually play.

Ah, opera. Then I started cooking and washing clothes. When everything was ready, I fell asleep in a rocking chair.

Son. Time will become very slow, and Xiaoyouyi will be sleepy; It's also very quiet, as quiet as morning light.

It's been a long time.

Tang Ying felt chest tightness and weakness again.

Even in front of his girlfriend, a big man should not be weak. man

Xue Ji raised her head shyly and held back her tears, but her eyes were a little red. "Come, send you.

Go home. "He stood up, turn your back on me and walked to the door, trying not to let the girls see him.

His face. When going out, Mother Ding sat on the sofa in the living room and watched with deep affection.

Tang Ying.

The street lamp is a little dim, which makes the alley deeper and deeper.

Tang Ying walked ahead, and Ding You followed her shadow for half a meter.

Without talking, the two tacitly remained silent and only walked. The girl in front of me

It seems a little cold. I shrugged and hugged my arms, revealing my slender neck. Go a long way

Step, it seems that I never know how to turn back. Very considerate but never blind and willful, not coquetry.

Will stubbornly bite his lower lip. Know everything, say everything, have grievances and pains.

Chu never said anything.

Like an ancient porcelain, it is round in color and gives off a unique plant flavor.

Looking at Tang Ying's back, she seems exhausted. Ding You's mood is very complicated.

Miscellaneous, involuntarily strode forward, reached out and grabbed the girl's neck, bowed their heads and kissed her.

Face. A sudden kiss in the dark slowly turned into a gentle feather and gently swept across the banks.

Individuals swell out of sour youth.

"Let's break up.

"I also have a life to face, and I am very tired. Your own future, I can't

Take you there.

"Ding Youyi, let's break up."

The girl said these words and looked up at him firmly.

The blank that strikes instantly is like a sap. Boys are stiff and confused.

But I'm at a loss. Words are too clumsy to break the defense of the throat. When you come to your senses,

The girl has left him, without giving any chance to recover, and striding away without looking back.

Open.

Ding Youyi stood there for a long time. Cry like a child.

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You will meet many people. Some people love you, some people are jealous of you, and some people take you for granted.

Be a treasure, some people don't take you seriously. I can't take you.

Will you go to a strange city? Stumbling start

Your own career, or choose the road paved by your parents with peace of mind. I can't take you.

You will shed the pompous waywardness of your youth and grow into a mature, wise and handsome man.

Men, politeness makes all women look askance. I can't take you.

You are responsible for your future. I can't even take you.

The best feeling is not to burden each other.

Do you forgive my selfishness?

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As an adult, Tang Ying did a lot of work. Waiter of KFC front desk tea shop

Hospitality, express delivery, drawing illustrations for magazines. I fell in love with a doctor,

Finally broke up. I have been to many places and learned a lot by myself. Become very strong

Great perseverance is enough to fight against all kinds of reefs in life, not the cynics when they were young.

Hold on.

My recent job is to take a small photo of an old man who is too old.

Museum apprentice. The old man never accepted a female apprentice, but after seeing her photo, he made an exception.

Kill her. He never uses a digital camera, but insists on using a traditional film machine. All by hand

Rinse. The developing and fixing materials have been discontinued, and the old man went to the hospital to buy the original.

Materials. The photographic paper used is in stock and can only be printed in black and white. If printed, it will be sent far away.

Fang.

Those materials will last for three years at most. Just draw portraits.

Sometimes Tang Ying stands alone in the dark studio to develop photos. Face the past

Exposure machine, meditation seconds, it feels a little scary. But my heart is safe and proper.

One day, Tang Ying looked at a stack of imaging photos in front of a desk lamp and examined them carefully.

Whether the black-and-white contrast is qualified. The face of a smiling old lady came into view.

The old man's hair is meticulously tied into a bun, calm and kind.

It's Ding Youyi's grandmother.

Did you pass away?

So the accident a few years ago should have passed safely. After that, really.

I haven't contacted you since. When we meet in class, our embarrassed expressions are also cold.

Plug it back in. Fortunately, I will graduate soon.

Ding Youyi that guy, the in the mind is better? Are you good?

It's early spring, the air is cold, and the trees on the roadside are tightening their branches, but it's already

I secretly explored the green shoots.

Tang Ying was sitting on the bus home, the carriage was rickety, and she soon fell asleep.

At noon, the sun shines through the window on the light gray coat, which is shallow and warm.

Had a confused daydream.

In the summer afternoon, take a nap in the shade of the yard. Grandpa watered the yard.

Flowers. Ding You came to see himself by taxi. Jump down and stand before the car stops.

Laugh at yourself jokingly outside the fence.

White and bulging.

Tang Ying couldn't bear to wake up and couldn't remember whether he had missed his stop. Seems to be wronged in a dream.

Cry out loud

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Right or wrong, I like you best in the scenery.