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1 passbook and money have been in love for many years and have never been married. Qian asked the passbook, "Why don't you marry me?" The passbook says, "Honey, if I marry you, you won't be mine." The reporter interviewed a centenarian and asked: As a centenarian, what is your happiest thing now? The old man thought for a moment and said: there is no employment pressure brought by peers! Two drunks were driving wildly. A patted B and said, Be careful, there is a sharp turn ahead! B waved his hand: Fuck you, are you drunk? Driving, what's the brain teaser? A boy said to a girl in the elevator, "I can kiss you, but I won't touch your body." Girl: "Are you kidding?" Boy: "You can bet." Girl: "Good!" The boy kissed the girl on the cheek quickly, and then stood there as if nothing had happened. The girl became suspicious and the boy said, "I lost." . . "