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What do women like to listen to best?
1. I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years.
2. I don't want a short tenderness, as long as you accompany me all my life.
Just because you are so beautiful, I dare not declare that I love you.
My cat is very hairy. Can you take care of it for me? ...
I hope the last person I see before I go to bed is you. ...
Please be my baby.
7. I wonder if loving you is a thoughtful reason?
8. I want to grow old with you
9. Is it funny? It's weird not having you around, okay?
10. Being with you is just that I don't want to give anyone a chance.
1 1. I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future. ..
12. Since you appeared, I know that someone's love is so beautiful. ..
13. It was you who pulled me out of my lost heart.
14. I love you until the end of the world.
15. It won't change because of you, rain or shine.
16. Think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me.
17. I am willing to spend thousands of years waiting for you to smile like a warm sun in early spring.
18. Only you know my world.
19. Just hiding you in my heart.
I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and go with you.
2 1. I don't know when I learned to rely.
Only you know my mood, and only you can bring it to me.
23. If we don't love enough in this life, the afterlife will last forever. ....
I will cherish it even more because I know I can't live without you. ....
25. The earth is still changing, and the world is still changing. I love you forever.
26. Every night with your voice is no longer lonely.
27. I want to turn my feelings for you into warm sunshine, hoping that light can warm your heart.
I want to send my thoughts to the scattered stars. I hope that little starlight can shine into your window and sleep well with you.
29. I just need a harbor where I can rest. ..
30. I miss you ... everyday ...
3 1. People always get old. I hope you will still be by my side then.
No matter where you are, as long as you need me, I will fly back to you.
33. You filled my life with love and tears. .....
34. I can't write love letters, I can only write "heart" .....
35. If you are cold, I will hold you in my arms; If you hate it, I will wipe away your tears ... if you love me, I will broadcast it to the world; If you leave me, I will bear it silently. ....
36. My love is open for you, like white lightning breaking the sky;
My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body. ....
37. No matter in this life or in the afterlife ... I just want you. .....
Although I can't satisfy your greatest material life ... I can satisfy you with my heart. ..
39. I love you, with the enthusiasm of my old sadness and the loyalty of my childhood? ..
Your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life.
4 1. Nothing fits better than your love, and nothing is more charming than your love.
42. I want to sublimate this short poem of my love for you into a long life essay.
I have surrendered to you unconditionally, so you can sign a love contract.
44. In this life ... if ... I can't have you, I will hate myself. .............
45. If you drink your own wine of love and don't refill it, you will be thirsty all your life.
I swear ... fifty years later ... I still love you as much as I do now. ...
47. Your name fills my heart ... Let me love you forever! ! ! ! !
48. Without your love ... living goals will be difficult to recover!
49. I'd rather not be free for you
50. Love you forever * 100.
5 1. I am going to halve my rights and double my obligations. ....
52. I only hold your hand in this life ... because it is enough to have you in this life. .....
53. I didn't know until I met you that there is a feeling called attachment and a feeling called sex.
54. It turns out that waiting can be so beautiful because I love you.
I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more every day.
I didn't know the sweetness of love until I fell in love with you. .......
57. Besides loving you ... I can't think of any reason to keep me alive. .....
58. I love you ... I love you ... I will always love you ...: P
59. I will change my style and gently surround you. ..............
60. You are my ... this life bride. ...
6 1. Happiness! Only when you are with me. ...
62. At any moment in my heart, there is only' Miss you! Love You! "
63. The wheel of time can't erase my thoughts of you. Even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, your figure will remain in my heart forever. ..
64. Let me tell you what love is without words. ......
65. Looking into your eyes, I see the sea and the blue sky; I see a bright future! !
66. You (you) are the deepest feeling I can experience in my life! !
67. I just want to hold your hand ... look into your eyes ... walk barefoot by the sea ... only you ... because of you. ..
68. My whole life is to kiss you. ........
69. Now, I wake up every day and see your smile shining on the wall like sunshine. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep. ......
70. If I am alive, the greatest gift from God is life, then life without you will be the greatest gift from God in my mission. ....
7 1. Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't help thinking about you. ......
72. When I don't want to wake up, the desk lamp is projected on the wall, and I am the only lonely figure.
73. I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God. ...
74. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life. .....
75. Really, what if I lost you and won the whole world?
76. If falling in love with you is a mistake, I am convinced that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life. ......
77. Maybe I don't have the hot love like the sun, nor the long love like running water. All I know is that I have always loved you, and there is nothing I can do for you. ......
78. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world. .....
79. If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you ~ ~
80. What you see is the real me! ! Never-ending touching! !
8 1. Take good care of yourself. I don't want to wait until my next life to love you.
Whenever I feel depressed, I think of you? Your encouragement made me face it firmly, thank you! !
83. May every meteor in the sky shine for you. ...
84. Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If not, I hope there is an afterlife.
85. After knowing you ... I realized that I can give so willingly ... haha.
86. I thought I could be strong without you ... and finally I knew I couldn't. ....
87. There is really no way to replace your feelings with one sentence. ....
88. I always miss you. Although we can't have every minute together,
89. You are the one who has always supported me in my most difficult time!
90. Do you know that I am lonely for you for a hundred years, and the love song for a thousand nights is only for you?
9 1. Day and night can't stop our deep thoughts!
92. I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, which will always illuminate my life. .....
93. Add your heart to mine, even if it is painful, I am willing to taste it.
94. I didn't feel my existence until I met you. I can't bear to leave you, despite your firm words. ............
95. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you. ....
96. Missing is like a river, flowing to the sea and my heart. ..
97. I like your smile and look at you quietly. My sadness flew away like a cloud.
98. If I can change you and let you stay in my sight for a lifetime ... I won't keep it.
99. Who says your cooking is hard to swallow? I will go home for dinner every day! ! !
100. How many stars are there in the sky and how many girls are there in the world, .............., but there is only one moon in the sky and only one you in the world. ...............
Men like to say what women like to hear.
0 1, "Nothing special, just want to hear your voice." A man makes a phone call when a woman is unexpected and whispers.
Give me some time, and I will break up with her as soon as possible. Don't worry, I'll give you a name. "A married man said firmly to his mistress.
03. "Even if you don't love me, I will protect you all my life." The man said affectionately.
04. "You are my first and last love." The boy said to his first love innocently and romantically.
05. "You are my last woman." Love prodigal or playboy said softly.
06. "As long as you are always by my side, nothing else matters." The man said stupidly with his married girlfriend in his arms.
07, "I am willing to marry you." Loverboy said glibly to the ignorant girl.
08. "No matter what happens in the future, no matter what you become, you are still my favorite person." The spoony man made a big vow to his girlfriend two months ago.
09. "Being with you always makes me forget the existence of time." Obviously, after a day together, the man who sent the woman out of the house is reluctant to say goodbye.
10, "It's good to meet now!" One day, after a sweet date, in the early hours of the morning, the man was still holding the receiver and said thoughtfully to her in the distance.
1 1, "Never mind, you're just a little late!" Even though she was more than half an hour late, he said thoughtfully.
12, "as long as I can be with you, I don't care how much I have to pay." Love, even under the influence of external factors, the man has always said firmly and obstinately to his lover.
13, "I miss you very much at the moment, please take care of yourself for me." Men don't forget to page their girlfriends at work and leave messages.
14, "Whenever you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you." When his girlfriend broke up, the man still looked puzzled and said he was still willing to go through fire and water for her.
15, "I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you for life." At the wedding, the groom said to the bride with some tears in front of all relatives and friends.
16, "You brought me the biggest impact in my life, and I will remember this life." Both men and women broke up peacefully, the man said calmly and surely.
17, "If he treats you badly, you must tell me. I will never let him go. I will always be by your side to protect you. " She chose someone else, and the abandoned man still said affectionately.
18, "As long as you are willing, let me know when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, and I will appear immediately." She doesn't love him, but he doesn't care, and he has no regrets when he says it.
19, "I will never make a promise to any woman, nor will I do what I will do for you to any woman. How different you are in my mind! " The wise man said to the jealous woman.
20. "I have seen countless women in my life, but I have never been so deeply shocked by you." The man who has been rolling in love for many years said to the new woman.
2 1, "You have been coming into my life, and I have been preparing for you all my life." The man took the ring out of his pocket and proposed to the woman with trepidation.
22. "In any case, as long as you I love can live in peace, I want nothing more." My lover is married, and the groom is not me, the man said with tears and wished the bride well.
23, "I promise I won't let anyone hurt you, including myself, believe me! I will give you happiness. " When a woman is wronged in work or personnel, a man will hold her in his arms and whisper softly.
24. "You are drunk! I am drunk. " After drinking two mouthfuls of wine, the woman's face was red and her cheeks were red, so the man seized the opportunity to tell her gently.
25. "It makes sense to do those insignificant things with me." The man suggested that the woman keep the movie tickets she watched together as a souvenir.
26. "XXX (a man's name) came to this world to know XXX (a woman's name)." The man wrote the above words on the back of the photo with the woman.
27. "The person who can marry you must be very happy." On the first date, the man implicitly said to the girl who had a crush for a long time.
28. "I must live one minute longer than you, so that when you leave, let me hold your hand tightly, just like when we sleep on weekdays." A man and his beloved woman are whispering in bed.
29. "I am waiting for you to come back." At the airport, my boyfriend hugged his girlfriend who was going to study abroad and then kissed her on the forehead.
30. "You will always be the most temperament, special and charming in my heart." The man combed his girlfriend's hair and said. This sentence applies to any time, any environment, any object,
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