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JJ, tell us about the experience of scouring clothes.

Get to the point, let's tell a joke first: a woman is crawling in the hot desert, really hot and thirsty, and there are two road signs in front; One said that drinking water is 50 meters ahead, and the other said that a brand-name clothing in front is preferential 1000 meters. Guess which direction he will climb nirvana? Xixi, I will be duty-bound to climb to the discount place calmly. I wonder if jm is as nirvana as I am-

Women are born to love beauty, and it stinks. Buying clothes is a great pleasure in life. Our women born in the 1970s are especially miserable. They have been taught unhealthy ideas since childhood, and they should not be too boastful or too fond of performance. It is only under the education of these ideas that we have taken so many wrong paths. It was not until the last two years that I really realized what kind of clothes I was suitable for, and then I slowly learned to buy clothes and dress up. It's a pity that I am old at this time. Sorry, digression! Based on years of shopping experience (this is really a history of blood and tears, and the so-called experience is bought with countless money and physical strength), this post is specially issued to save those beautiful women who are still struggling for their beauty.

My belief in buying clothes is the "least regret principle"-that is, I have to wear it all the time after buying it, and I don't feel bad or regret for two days. Never be satisfied with clothes, believe in love at first sight. Often the clothes you see at first sight fit you well. If you walk around the mirror three times for a dress and still can't decide whether to buy it or not, you'd better not buy it, and you'll probably regret it when you buy it back. Generally speaking, you should trust your intuition. No one knows yourself better than yourself. Your friend's opinion can only be used as a reference.

The first question, who to mix with, most JMs usually mix with colleagues, classmates, sisters or husbands, and some will solve it by themselves. Shopping with my husband is usually the worst thing. Most men just want to make a quick decision, so when they ask him for advice, he just nods, or if he doesn't know, my husband's famous saying is "What's up? Have you chosen? I will pay when I am ready. " In fact, men also know the real purpose of shopping with their wives-paying the bill. It can be seen that many things bought in such an environment are of course regrettable. But the problem is that if we don't go shopping with our husbands, we will have a chance to steal money. After all, there is a way. Every time you go shopping, you always pester him and insist that he accompany you. Of course, he is very reluctant. He will take the opportunity to ask him for a discount, so that you can achieve your goal and he will spend money to buy it easily.

Secondly, hanging out with friends and colleagues, this type of situation is mostly. It's really difficult to find the right shopping partner. First of all, I must be physically equal. I have this experience. Shopping with friends in Yintai, she cries faint every time she enters the mall. I just asked him to go back. Once he even got dizzy at the door, and I had to accompany him back. After that, I never went shopping with him again. Second, if you feel that your vision is not good enough and you want to make progress, find some colleagues in the unit who think the clothes she wears are in line with your taste and observe how they choose clothes. You can also find a few colleagues with similar eyes to go shopping together. The process of shopping is also a learning process to improve your fashion sensitivity and aesthetic ability. It's best not to find a colleague who is the opposite of you. Even if you go, don't be influenced by it and buy back a lot of regrets. Third, go shopping with jm who dares to tell the truth. Many people ask him if this dress looks good on me, and they will all say it's ok. What do you mean nothing? Then the clerk desperately said that you danced with good temperament, and the little sister was vague and bought it when she fainted. A really good partner should be outspoken, not good, very good, put forward constructive opinions and tell the bad places. After being a partner for a long time, you will have a better understanding of your figure, your hobbies and your shopping.

Many MMs also like to go shopping alone, so do I. What a person buys back is often what he likes and is less disturbed by others. If you go alone, you should pay attention to taking as few things as possible, and it is best to take valuables such as money with you. Don't be afraid of trouble, try on clothes as much as possible, even if you can't buy this type of clothes, you can try it on to explore the scope and breadth of your own clothes. In short, try as many styles as possible and be careful when buying.

The second question is where and when to buy clothes. Jms is nothing more than shopping malls, Longxiang and other markets, Wulin Road, Density Bridge and other small shops. On the whole, I think Wulin Road, Dense Bridge and other small shops are the best policy. Clothes there are not cheaper than those in shopping malls, and it is difficult to bargain. A year ago, I had never been to Longxiang. Since the opening of the third floor above him, I have often gone there and bought a lot of things. Some colleagues in the unit just want to wear good brands. I scoffed at what I bought in Longxiang. Actually, it's not that I can't afford a mall. I just think I look down on famous brands. Pay attention to collocation when buying clothes, saying that people wear clothes instead of clothes. No matter how good the clothes are, no matter how expensive the clothes are, they just can't show their value to inappropriate people. Oh, oh, that's beside the point

No matter where you buy it, jms must first adjust its mentality, especially Longxiang. Don't think that you must buy something today. When you see something you like, don't show it on your face and pretend not to buy it. ) Often I want to buy pants, but I get a coat. I usually buy a dress when I go shopping for the second time. This is my second rule, that is, I will explore the way to see what I like first, don't buy it first, then go home and think about what I have been thinking about, and then buy it again, so I won't regret it.

Long Xiang's biggest problem is trying on clothes. Don't try on pants and underwear, you can try on coats, but it depends on your face if you try too much. Generally, when you see the style of the shop you like, you will flatter the boss first. You have a good eye and the clothes here are beautiful, and then try again. Most bosses are very nice. Some bosses will tell you that this dress is expensive and ask if you want to try it on. I also confidently said yes, and then I tried it and said it was not good here and there, so I didn't buy it. Who let him look down on people so much?

Also, when buying clothes in the market, you should decide your psychological price. If you expect to buy 20 or 30 pieces of clothes in Longxiang, that's impossible. If you go to Longxiang to buy clothes, most JMs actually feel cheaper and diy, and they can spend a little money to dress themselves up more beautifully. If it is cardigan, the sweater is about 5 or 60, and the jacket is about 7 or 80-. Still have to shop more and compare more, some things are similar to more than one, so don't rush to shop, it is best to spend a day. Look at it first, then bargain, don't worry. I was just too eager to bargain on some clothes, and I regretted buying them. Although they were cheap, I didn't like them very much, so I wasted them.

Before making a counter-offer, you'd better discuss with your boss. He can sell the price he offered, but don't get angry. If there were many buyers at that time and the price he offered was very low, you'd better tell him quietly and don't shout loudly, otherwise it won't be sold to you.

The advantage of shopping in the mall is that you can try on clothes at will. Sometimes, you can try on some classic styles in the mall. If the price is too high (clothes were so expensive last year), you can also go to a small shop to have a look, but don't just look at the style, you must pay attention to the fabric and feel. Some bosses in Longxiang wear them themselves, so we can see if they can't afford to buy the ball, and whether the version is good or not.

Jm asked me which stores in Longxiang were good. Actually, I don't know. I don't usually shop in a store. Longxiang's things are often the same in every store. I only go to the third floor, not the second floor.

Some mm may be careless in shopping. The shopping method I use is carpet search, but the speed is still relatively fast. When we get to the third floor, we usually divide it into two halves with the elevator as the boundary, first right and then left; Vertical bar is preferred; Strip again. Every shop passes by and goes in when you see the style you like. At this time, you have to look carefully. You have seen almost every dress and trousers. If you see something you like, try it and ask your partner to give you advice. You can also try different styles, which may suit you very well. You can change your image.

If you really want to change your image, you have to start from scratch. A good hairstyle is the key to change.

It seems to be off topic again, hehe.

As for the time and frequency of shopping, I am like this. Long Xiang wants to pay a good price on Saturday morning 1-5 (especially when it rains). When closing the door, don't change clothes early in the morning. Oh, I forgot to tell you that after buying something, you must tell the boss that it is not suitable for exchange, so that you will be guaranteed. Usually you will tell him, and he will definitely change it for you. ) Go shopping in the early hours of rain. As a result, a scarf in Mao Mao cost more than 300 yuan, or 80 yuan. I still refused to give up my old age and didn't buy it. (It's only over 200 in the mall) Later, it will cost more than 100, and I definitely won't lower it any more. So every time I go, I will go to that booth to bargain, just wait for him to lower the price, imagine the weather is hot, put on spring clothes and see if he can still sell it.

During shopping time, I want to buy something and go shopping in a large area. Usually, I shop at will. Generally, I don't watch shopping malls engage in activities or anything. Twice a year at a fixed time, shopping mall celebration, 65438+February 3 1. It's better to catch up occasionally. In short, you should visit and try often, but don't buy often. This rule is also suitable for Long Xiang.

The third question, what kind of clothes to buy, is more complicated. Basically, different people have different opinions. Women are actually quite jealous. See that you are dressed beautifully today, and some will not praise you; See, you're not dressed very well. He said it's beautiful. Everyone seems to have signs.

Before buying clothes, you must first have a clear understanding of your body, and don't blame your body for being bad. These can be covered with clothes. Only people who are confident and confident can buy good clothes. My other half belongs to the fatter category, but now he is dressed so well that people ignore his fatness. I am very young. I used to think that buying clothes was definitely not for me. In fact, these ideas should be abandoned. Anyway, try it first.

Secondly, about vision and temperament. I believe that Buddha depends on gold and man depends on clothes. Any star can be made. Eyes should be cultivated slowly. The first step is to open your wardrobe and find out the classics, such as white shirt, indigo jeans, double-breasted white or black coat, small suit coat and beige trousers. The colors are mainly white, black, blue, beige and brown (I don't like too dark brown, too old-fashioned); The first step is the foundation of the pyramid. You can invest a little more money in this part, and strive for simple style and exquisite workmanship. The second step is to cultivate your own vision, go shopping with fashionable mm more, and learn how to dress with him. You can imitate it, or three or two friends get together at home, open their closets and let them help you match it (at this time, you must accept others' opinions with an open mind and never be willful). You might as well try according to their opinions. This step is the key to improve your collocation level. The third step is to learn how to dress on TV, such as Hong Kong dramas, Korean dramas and movie stars, and download magazines such as Ruili.

In fact, beautiful clothes should go with accessories. The ground floor of Longxiang is a hypermarket, but the asking price of things is not cheap, especially some so-called boutique shops, which are even more expensive than shopping malls. Usually I don't buy them. The things in Pearl Department Store are not expensive, so there is plenty of room for selection. Some styles similar to Longxiang are not cheap either.

In fact, every mm can dress up as a star. To dress up as a star, you must first choose beautiful and fashionable sunglasses. Now you don't have to wear sunglasses in summer, but you also have goggles and colorful lenses in winter. The lenses are light in color. Glasses greatly cover the 65,438+0 of the face, which is very foreign. Long Xiang sold it. I spent more than 300 yuan on Chanel last time, and it's still 40 yuan now. You can also buy more different styles.

There is a small shop on the other side of the density bridge that specializes in selling ornaments, which is not expensive, but it is difficult to bargain. Last time, the same thing was twice as bad as the small shop on Wulin Road.

It is best to wear some accessories for summer clothes.

Sweaters in winter are also very important. Many sweaters, including expensive ones sold in shopping malls, will pilling, so it will be ugly to wear outside. So it's best to take a closer look at the composition of sweaters, such as acrylic, which is relatively easy to pilling. I bought a sweater with color 18 two years ago, and I like this color very much. I wore it once. It was a balloon, so I smashed Shui Piao with something worth 300 yuan. It seems that the brand is not the key. If it's not a woolen sweater with faded wool, such as beige, you can use pearl necklaces to layer upon layer to enhance the sense of fashion.

Buying clothes, like studying, needs continuous improvement. According to my observation, some MMs were completely different one year ago and one year later, some did not make progress, and some regressed. How can I make my eyes keep improving?

I believe that every mm will have such an experience, but I feel that there is nothing to wear in the face of a wardrobe full of clothes. Still don't wear clothes that have been worn for a year. The opportunity here may be that the style has changed this year, the body shape has changed, or you may see fashion magazines or fashion girls on the street and feel that your clothes are so rustic. By analogy, if you have such an experienced mm, congratulations, you are making progress. The so-called innovation is a new revolution. Only by seeing the existing shortcomings can we make progress.

But don't blindly follow the trend. Changing style is the best way to innovate. Change must start from scratch (hairstyle). Some JMs are timid. You can start with a pair of shoes, a dress and some accessories. Usually the change in summer is the easiest, which can start from the spring and summer of 2005.

I used to wear casual clothes, but now I'm trying various styles.

Try to tap their own dressing potential, we will find that some mm looks good at everything, but people are not very beautiful, which is that their dressing range is large, and most of us are limited to similar styles. This has something to do with the whole person, such as hairstyle (here I repeatedly mention hairstyle, it is very important to have a good hairstyle that suits you. Really recommend small face mm perm), such as shoes. The last thing I want to buy in Longxiang is shoes. I have the highest requirements for shoes and am most willing to spend money. I don't want to sell miscellaneous brands. First of all, I pay attention to my feet. Secondly, the big-name shoes are all foreign-style and have good styles. Some mm looks good on them.