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It is stipulated that chopsticks are seven feet six inches, half a catty and eight liang. What is the implication?

1935, the land of China is being watched by Japanese invaders. At that time, the three northeastern provinces had all fallen into the hands of the Japanese. Not only that, the whole of North China is in jeopardy. However, unlike the grim situation in China, the Japanese capital Tokyo has set off a cultural upsurge. At that time, Tokyo was vigorously promoting Confucius culture, and Confucius temples were also being built and Confucian conferences were held everywhere. To this end, Japan even invited the principal of Mingde Middle School to come to China for guidance. 1937 was originally the year when War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression broke out in an all-round way, but the current Duke Feast publicly wrote a poem to promote the assimilation between China and Japan in this year, which shows that there is no difference between China and Japan. At that time, Mr. Jiang was invited to Chongqing to take care of him, probably because his knees were weak at a critical moment in history.

The Duke's Mansion of Feast was first opened in Song Renzong's time. Since then, it seems to be their traditional artistic ability to bend their knees to intruders. Since then, when the Jin people invaded, they took refuge in the Jin people with a high moral banner, and once again bowed their knees and softened in the face of fierce Mongols. By the time of the Li Zicheng Uprising in the late Ming Dynasty, they didn't maintain Daming Mountain at all, but shouted long live. When the Qing Dynasty invaded them, they also surrendered directly. Eight-Nation Alliance even raised his hand to welcome him when he invaded, even to Yuan.

Faced with so many glorious deeds of the Duke government, Duke Jiang did a very wise thing at that time, that is, he put the current Duke? Please. In Chongqing, for fear that they would surrender again, Duke Jiang still didn't feel how deep the tradition of feasting the duke's government was. At that time, although he was caught, Kong, who stayed in the government at that time, was defeated and followed by a banquet for these Japanese soldiers. As we all know, the Japanese attach great importance to etiquette, so that there is a joke that when they kill people, they will bow first and say, Sir, I will kill you before I do it. So at this banquet, the Japanese were also very polite and extremely polite, but behind this understanding, the Japanese army surrounded Confucius. Faced with this situation, Kong can only follow the behavior of his ancestors, calling Japan a friendly country and calling Japan's aggression Greater East Asia.

In fact, people's evaluation of the Duke of Feast on the Internet has never been high, or even good. However, considering the history of Confucius' existence in China for more than 1000 years, it seems that Confucius did not promote the cultural history of China at all. On the contrary, it has always been a burden and even committed countless evil deeds. Some historians once commented on Confucius, saying that Confucius was actually the landlord manor with the longest existence in China. Every generation of Confucius received numerous awards from the emperor. After thousands of years of wealth accumulation, Confucius has accumulated countless wealth and countless lands. To some extent, Confucius was afraid of every invader to save his huge property.

At that time, Confucius not only had great wealth, but also had great power. At that time, Confucius was equivalent to a small government. Confucius has the power to kill and arrest, and he also has the power to govern the people under his command. At that time, the virtue advocated by Confucianism was aimed at the upper class. In front of ordinary people, their exploitation is even more intense than that of the landlord class, and even full of endless bloodshed and killing.

In fact, it is unfair and immoral to criticize Confucian culture just because of the behavior of the feast duke. After all, there is nothing wrong with Confucian culture itself, but power is easy to breed corruption, especially after all power and moral standards are imposed on one person. This choice is usually very difficult, so we should be clear that if the country falls into turmoil again in the future, what we should avoid is the emergence of a power class like the feast duke's house.