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The protagonist of four films in ipartment.
Xiaoxian Zeng
Name: Ceng Xiaoxian.
Other titles: Zeng Ge, Xian Ge, Bitch Zeng, Xiaoxian.
Michael Chen (10)
Gender: male
Constellation: Virgo
Occupation: radio host
Age: 32 (Season 4)
Secret crush: Hu Yifei
Secret crush: Nolan
Ex-girlfriend: Laura
Advantages: gentle and considerate, humorous, easy-going and single-minded.
Disadvantages: short legs, man's personality, spiritual cleanliness, mother-in-law, nagging, sensitive, nosy, love first "base", low sports ability
Features: after doing something, you will laugh strangely (you will shake your eyebrows when you laugh), and you will purr and burp when you talk to Lisa for at least 2 seconds.
Specialties: building a tent (claiming to be), burping, shaking eyebrows, cooking.
Spell: A good man is me, and I am Ceng Xiaoxian (shaking his eyebrows). (The prologue of the radio program)
Love ideal: find someone I love and love and dare to marry me.
Number of seasons: full series
Personal data:
Ceng Xiaoxian is a radio host, hosting an unpopular late-night radio emotional program "Your Moon, My Heart". He is also the vice chairman of the apartment residents' committee under the sub-district office. Among the partners, he is addressed as "Ceng Laoshi". The spell is "I am the good guy, I am Ceng Xiaoxian".
Ceng Xiaoxian loves his career, and has always hoped that his program will become an important program in Taiwan, but he has never been able to do so, and he has been looked down upon by channel director Lisa Rong lisa. He also tried to develop into a TV presenter, but failed because he couldn't figure out the location of the camera. I once participated in the TV quiz show "Who Can Become a Millionaire" and won the grand prize of 5 million, but after the bonus was frozen, I returned to my apartment to continue my career as a host.
Emotionally, Ceng Xiaoxian had an affair with Laura, a freelance writer, in her early years, but Laura always cheated him and never took him seriously, which led to Ceng Xiaoxian being a virgin. Ceng Xiaoxian likes Hu Yifei, the sister of ipartment, but she has been slow to confess. Due to the low listening rate, Ceng Xiaoxian was forced to co-host the program with Nolan, the gold medal host. He hated Nolan at first, but then, by chance, Nolan walked out of the shadow of divorce and was actively pursued by Nolan, so he hesitated between Yifei and Nolan.
Hu Yifei
Name: Hu Yifei.
Other names: Yifei, Sister Yifei.
Gender: Female
Constellation: Leo
Occupation: University teacher (once master, school ideological and political counselor, doctor)
Age: 30 (Season 4)
Ex-boyfriend: Shen
Ambiguous object: Ceng Xiaoxian
Rival love: Nolan
Relatives: Lu (younger brother of the reorganized family) and Yuan Chunli (mother).
Characteristics: savage and tough, neurotic, outgoing and strong, outspoken; Very stubborn, you must do what you want to do, and if someone stops you, you will kill it; Like to use a kitchen knife as a mirror; There is a killer skill "flash"; Hate evil, high combat effectiveness, born with "patience."
Specialty: Taekwondo, Karate, Singing, Dancing, Tennis, Table Tennis, Fried Rice with Eggs.
Classic lines: Hard life needs no explanation. (From Season 2 Episode 2) Do you know who Nana is? (Excerpted from Kuaiben and the last episode of Season 3)
Love ideal: either smarter than me or stronger than me, otherwise why conquer me? (from episode 1 1 in the first quarter)
Number of seasons: full series
Personal data:
Hu Yifei, known as "quiet as a virgin, moving like a raving rabbit", is a female doctor who works as an ideological and political teacher in a large university with good hardware conditions. Lu is my sister. She has great energy that doesn't match her petite figure. She is a famous big sister and devil in the apartment.
Hu Yifei is the most educated person in ipartment, but he has no definite life plan. Some go with the flow. When they graduated, they got master's degree and doctor's degree. After graduation, they wanted to be a hand model, but Ceng Xiaoxian woke them up and became a university teacher.
Growing up in a reorganized family, Luhe became brothers and sisters. We are very concerned about our brother and help him catch up with Lin Wanyu. The concept of love is that the other half is either smarter than her or stronger than her.
She is surrounded by many suitors and looks good. She once fell in love with Dongzi Shen, a rich boy, for a long time, but finally broke up because of disagreement. Thin heart has a good impression on Xiaoxian, but never says it. On the contrary, she often bullies Ceng Xiaoxian because she doesn't like his weak character. Because of Nolan's appearance, I found that I really like Ceng Xiaoxian, but Yifei, who has a strong personality, has been deliberately hiding it.
Ziqiao Lv
Name: Lv Ziqiao.
Other names: Lu Xiaobu (the "trumpet" used in the prodigal son) and Xiao Bu.
Gender: male
Age: 28 (Season 4)
Constellation: Sagittarius
Occupation: freelancer
Girlfriend: Chen Meijia.
Hobbies: playing flying chess, dating beautiful women and watching talent shows.
Advantages: handsome, loyal, eloquent, and many tricks to seduce beautiful women.
Disadvantages: addicted to dating beautiful women, extremely unreliable, extremely thick-skinned.
Features: charming and heartless playboy; There are no orthodox professional hooligans, but they are loyal.
Relatives: Tang Youyou (menorrhagia) and Du Masi (michel platini)
Love ideal: if you drink today, you will get drunk today, and never empty his golden cup to the bright moon! .
Number of seasons: full series
Personal data:
Zi Qiao is regarded as the most unreliable man in ipartment. He has no professional expertise, no legitimate interests and hobbies, and no serious job. However, he is always free and unrestrained. Claiming to be Korean.
In the first season, I got to know Yifei and others because I went to Wang Tiezhu and Tian Niuer's wedding to promote the Australian God Pill and pretended to be a priest. Chen Meijia and I are boyfriend and girlfriend. Later, because he got lost in the mountains, Ziqiao abandoned Meijia and left alone, and the two broke up. I met Meijia again at the wedding and received the temptation of "halving the rent and free water and electricity". They pretended to be lovers together and settled down in ipartment smoothly.
Because of the failure of his business, his unwilling son Joe has been looking for the so-called opportunity to make a comeback. However, his ambition is not to be a long-term ambition, but to always yearn for it. He has been looking forward to finding the way to get rich, but it all ended in vain.
Because of his confidence, he has a thick skin. It is said that bullets can't be broken, and kidnapping him is very skilled. Although the means are a bit clumsy, there are always fools who fall for it. Zi Qiao is very handsome, so no matter where he goes, no matter how down and out, he never lacks girls, and Zi Qiao is merciful everywhere, so he owes a lot of romantic debts.
Sekitani Kamiki
Name: Sekitani Kamiki.
Nicknames: Guan Gu, Guan Guan
Gender: male
Place of birth: Yokohama, Japan
Age: 3 1 year (season 4)
Constellation: Capricorn
Occupation: cartoonist
Girlfriend: Tang Youyou (Season 2-4)
Ex-girlfriend: Xiaoxue (the first 1 season)
Colleague: Joe Doo (Senior Brother)
Advantages: hard-working, self-motivated, gentlemanly, good living habits and perfect personality.
Disadvantages: male chauvinism, sometimes showing morbid psychology (when depressed, I like to go to the supermarket to pinch a few packets of instant noodles, potato chips and oranges)
Features: workaholic, strong self-esteem; Every time you speak, the pronunciation is the first sound and the fourth sound; Love said, "Nani, your brain is crazy." It's never too late to study. Shit, I want to cut my stomach. "
Relatives: Sekiya Kenjiro (father)
Love ideal: cute enough to want to paint her.
Number of seasons: full series
Personal data:
Guan Gu used to be a famous Japanese cartoonist, but he came to China because of a bottleneck in his career. Encouraged by Meijia, he regained his confidence, set up his own studio in the apartment and studied Chinese hard. He thinks that finding a girl from China is the fastest way to improve Chinese, and the Chinese environment in ipartment is exactly what he wants.
Born into a famous family of Japanese cuisine, his father is a chef, so Guan Gu is very good at cooking, but he has no intention of inheriting his family business, but focuses on his favorite comic book business. Guan Gu attaches great importance to being a gentleman. When eating with a lady, he must help the girl pull the chair. When there are girls present, he must pay the bill.
In love, due to natural male chauvinism, it is always not inclusive and considerate enough, and there have been many small contradictions with Youyou; But I am single-minded and affectionate, and I dare to pay, thus winning a stable and long-term love.
Mega Chen
Name: Chen Meijia.
Other names: Meijia
Gender: Female
Age: 24 (Season 4)
Constellations: Aquarius (Sun Constellation), Scorpio (Ascending Constellation)
Boyfriend: Lv Ziqiao.
Occupation: Assistant Guan Gu (season 1), assistant veterinarian in pet shop (from season 3)
Advantages: quaint, lively and lovely, hardworking.
Disadvantages: math idiot, 0 resistance to cute things.
Features: I like all kinds of cute things and Japanese people, and I often bicker with Lv Ziqiao. When I can't stand Lv Ziqiao, I will send out "Tathagata Palm".
Spell: I will kill you with a bite of salt and soda!
Love ideal: to be handsome, to be very handsome!
Number of seasons: the first season, the third season and the fourth season.
Personal data:
Meijia is a typical post-80s house girl. She is quaint, lively and enthusiastic. There are many eccentric hobbies, and you can always come up with many tricks.
Meijia has no resistance to all budding things. Cute dolls, cartoons, beautiful clothes and pets ... not good at math. Every time I do arithmetic, it is "17 to 7, 27 to 48, Women's Day on March 8, Labor Day on May 1 and Children's Day on June 1." ...
..."。 I like handsome guys, fell in love with Guangu at first sight, and volunteered to be Guangu's assistant after Guangu checked in to help Guangu restart his comic book business.
I once had a brief love affair with Zi Qiao, and we met again after breaking up. As long as we meet, we will quarrel constantly and fight inextricably. After the first season, Meijia left ipartment to work in Northeast China, and had a hard time. Because she missed "ipartment", she sneaked back in the third season, was found by her friends in the apartment and was detained. Reluctant and moved, she chose to go back to the apartment.
Zhan Lu Bo
Name: Lu.
Other name: Zhanbo
Gender: male
Age: 25 (Season 4)
Constellation: Cancer
Occupation: website programmer
Girlfriend: Lin Wanyu.
Relatives: Hu Yifei (sister of the reorganized family) and Yuan Chunli (mother of the reorganized family).
Features: introverted, simple and kind, genius with super high IQ; Not talkative, shy in front of girls
The Ideal of Love: Platonic Pure Love System
Number of seasons: the first season, the third season and the fourth season (guest appearance)
Personal data:
Luhe, a child of a reorganized family, grew up under the "violence protection" of her sister. I have been regarded as a genius since I was a child. After only three years of junior high school and senior high school, I was sent to Tsinghua. Later, I got a full scholarship and was sent to MIT for further study. Zhanbo, who returned from studying abroad, works in a large and well-known website.
Because his parents were worried that the Expo would be left unattended, he was ordered to fly to ipartment with his sister. On the one hand, I can rest assured that I have my sister's protection. On the other hand, I also hope that Zhanbo can find a suitable girl in ipartment to solve the important events in life.
Facing the machine all day, he doesn't know what love is, let alone how to get along with girls. Zhan Bo hopes that he can be strong emotionally. He is very eager to date like other boys one day, but things are often not as easy as he imagined. After all kinds of failures and setbacks, I finally met the woman who was willing to give everything-Lin Wanyu. Unfortunately, in the third season, because Wan Yu went abroad to study, they broke up temporarily.
lin wanyu
Name: Lin Wanyu.
Other names: Wan Yu.
Gender: Female
Age: 24 years old (season 3)
Constellation: Pisces
Occupation: fashion editor (season 1), Milan wedding designer (season 3)
Boyfriend: Lu.
Features: super happy, dreamy, rich, like to study constellations and tarot cards, delicate feelings, gentle and lovely, pursuing freedom.
Love ideal: find a man who can make me happy every day and ignore me.
Number of seasons: the first and third seasons (guest set 5~ 10)
Personal data:
Wan Yu is a rich girl. She grew up in a superior environment, but she is more eager for freedom. When she grew up, she ran away from home because her father forced her to have a blind date. She met Lu on the bus and lived in an apartment.
I like to study horoscopes, zodiac signs, blood types, tarot cards, birthdays, etc. I especially like to use tarot cards to help people tell their fortune. Like talking nonsense, you'll never guess what metaphor she will come up with next second. When she is ready to lie, she will basically be exposed by everyone. She is a defenseless girl.
Wan Yu has a persistent pursuit of freedom. In the third season, she chose the former between studying abroad and settling down with Zhanbo, hoping to experience all the experiences in life first, find her true self and then enjoy the ideal love. Therefore, she regretted breaking up with Zhanbo.
Second season
Xiaoxian Zeng
Hu Yifei
Ziqiao Lv
Sekitani Kamiki
Qin Yumo
Name: Qin Yumo.
Other names: feather ink
Gender: Female
Age: 28 (season 2)
Constellation: Aquarius
Features: intellectual, sensitive, elegant,
Love ideal: longing for the purest and simplest love in my heart.
Number of seasons: the second and third seasons (the first 1 episode appeared on Zi Qiao's mobile phone)
Introduction: Yumo is a typical representative of city girl, with excellent appearance, connotation, vision and taste. When he first came to the apartment, he was chased by Xiaoxian, Ziqiao and Zhang Wei. But she also has the common fault of city girls-willfulness and conceit, belonging to the kind of girl who can't live without her boyfriend. She yearns for sincere love, but she doesn't know how to really get it. Her values vacillate in the social trends.
In order to avoid her fiance Richard, she stayed in ipartment to attract her attention, but she didn't know that Richard was actually a married man. After learning the truth, she was deeply shocked and unable to extricate herself. In order to get her back to normal, friends in the apartment held three charity parties to distract her, and then under the guidance of Zi Qiao, she finally got out of the darkness and decided to be a truly independent and chic woman.
Wowkie Zhang
Name: Zhang Wei
Other names: Zhang Yida (from the second episode of the second season), Viagra.
Gender: male
Age: 29 (Season 4)
Constellation: Libra
Occupation: lawyer
Ideal: buy a house, repay the loan, buy a house again, and repay the loan again.
Features: gentle and practical, stingy and frugal, inexplicable sense of justice, sleepwalking monster who loves to drink milk; I failed the judicial examination many times, and none of my girlfriends failed.
The mantra: Skynet is long, sparse but not leaking.
Love ideal: find a dignified and orthodox woman who is willing to accompany me to repay the loan.
Number of seasons: the first season (guest set 1 1), the second season, the third season (guest set 20,21) and the fourth season.
Personal data:
Zhang Wei was abandoned by his parents and grew up in an orphanage. Save money, and at the same time, because of excessive housekeeping, become stingy, always thinking about making money and saving money. In order to buy a house, I exhausted my savings and had to move to apartment I. As an intern lawyer, but the judicial license has been delayed.
In the first season, 1 1 made a guest appearance. Unfortunately, Lv Ziqiao arranged a blind date with Hu Yifei. Although they talked well at first, Zhang Wei was finally scared away by a phone call from Meijia to Yifei. By the end of the second season, Zhang Wei was still not admitted to the lawyer and didn't pay the down payment. His ex-fiancee chose childhood friends and dumped herself.
In the third season, he became a listed lawyer (but he is no different from a barrister except that he can't win the case). After leaving the apartment again, he won the first lawsuit and met his real father.
Tang UU Tang Youyou
Name: Tang Youyou.
Nickname: leisurely, less menstruation.
Gender: Female
Age: 24 (Season 4)
Constellation: Pisces
Occupation: actor (used to be a musical, but later he made guest appearances in various TV series because of the depression of musical. )
Boyfriend: Sekitani Kamiki.
Relatives: Lv Ziqiao (the13rd sister of Lv Ziqiao's mother).
Advantages: humor, enthusiasm, liveliness, persistence,
Disadvantages: serious paranoia, often not filming according to the script, big mouth can not hide words.
Features: paranoia, romanticism, shopaholism; As an actor, filming never follows the script, but always follows his own ideas, whether it is the protagonist or the supporting role, born to die.
Love ideal: I like it all the time, as long as I can control myself.
Number of seasons: season 2-4
Personal data:
Youyou is a lovely and rare female clown who loves acting, fantasy and romance.
She likes acting. Unlike other girls, she doesn't want to be famous or make money, but because of her love of acting. Her passion is far superior to her reason. Once she is controlled by her emotions, she will get into the play or even get too involved, whether on stage or in life.
Youyou can only be regarded as a second-rate or third-rate actress in the circle now, because she has two huge problems: first, she will get carried away when she is high, so she often changes plays, and does not write, direct and act according to the requirements of the director and other opponents, making many jokes and making all her partners laugh and cry; You-you can't sing. She has a beautiful voice, but she may be out of tune at any time. Once triggered, it will be tragic.
third-quarter
Xiaoxian Zeng
Hu Yifei
Ziqiao Lv
Mega Chen
Sekitani Kamiki
Tang UU Tang Youyou
Zhan Lu Bo
Fourth quarter
Xiaoxian Zeng
Hu Yifei
Ziqiao Lv
Mega Chen
Sekitani Kamiki
Tang UU Tang Youyou
Wowkie Zhang
Zhan Lu Bo
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