Three jokes

Xiao Wang wants to attend the class reunion in the afternoon, but he doesn't know how to ask the section chief for leave.

I gave advice to Xiao Wang and said, "Just say that I have an old stomachache these two days. Maybe I have an old appendicitis. I have to go to the hospital for a check-up this afternoon. "

Xiao Wang is a little guilty: "Is this ok? I am not wrong! "

I comforted him and said, "Don't worry, the section chief didn't have an operation on appendicitis for a while. He has a personal experience of the pain of this disease. " Hearing this, Xiao Wang went to ask for leave with confidence.

After a while, Xiao Wang came back, very depressed: "As soon as the section chief heard that my appendix always hurts, he immediately called the doctor who operated on him and asked me to discuss the afternoon operation ..."

One day, several male colleagues crowded into the office to watch the women's curling final of the Winter Olympics.

Everyone kept applauding and cheering for the wonderful performances of the two teams.

At this time, a female colleague pushed the door and came in. When she saw everyone around the TV, she said disdainfully, "I really don't understand you. What is the advertisement for vacuum cleaners!" "

A new colleague in our department, 1.9 meters high, looks like a tower.

In the afternoon, the big leader visited our office. After chatting with a tall colleague, he said to the manager of our department, "Your department has introduced fresh blood, and it must make great achievements again."

The department manager smiled and said, "Boss, don't worry. I promise to bring a red flag in the cleaning next week. We have an advantage in cleaning this lamp and the top of the cabinet. "