What examples have you seen of writing the answers to test papers into paragraphs?

China has a large population and many related examinations. We are familiar with the college entrance examination, judicial examination, postgraduate entrance examination, civil service examination and so on. It is said that there are all kinds of birds when the Woods are big. In fact, there are many test papers and many jokes. Let's take a look at them together.

65438 +0? When I was in junior high school, the Chinese teacher always said before the exam, don't be empty, and the math teacher always said that I wouldn't have to write the answer. One day, when I was taking a Chinese exam, a poem appeared to fill in the blanks. The topic is: "Men don't flick when they cry, _ _ _ _ _". I want to break my head. It's almost time to hand in the paper. I remember the teacher said that poetry is generally neat, so I slowly wrote the answer to the previous sentence. Men don't flick when they have tears, while women play slowly when they have tears.

Number two? This is a topic in China. We should write a slogan to protect flowers and plants. I thought of a sentence I didn't know where I saw, and wrote it down: Today you step on my head, and tomorrow I will plant it on your grave. I didn't expect the teacher to give full marks at last. ?

Number three? There is such a question in the local exam for junior high school students, and the last version of a fill-in-the-blank question has racked my brains and I don't know how to write it. The topic is: what is in mammals? I thought about it and wrote it down? Navel? Three big characters. I still can't forget the look on my face when my biology teacher looked at me, as if I were mentally retarded.

No.4 this is an application problem of high school Chinese. It says that a patient's X-ray shows a shadow, which is suspected to be a tumor. As a doctor, how are you going to tell him gently? A boy's answer was told by the Chinese teacher of the whole grade in the class: I dare not say whether your illness is serious or not, but I will be famous if I cure you. After reading it, I feel really euphemistic.

Number five? A history exam in junior high school, the topic is: Who put forward the idea of separation of powers? Someone in the next class forgot who it was, and he began to think: separation of powers, three pillars. Then, he thought of Cao Cao, and then he thought of Cao Mengde. Thought of here, the goods feel the name is a bit familiar, so decisively fill in Montesquieu. I can't believe he's right. Are you angry? Another time, an ancient poem filled in the blanks with the title: Forget what happened in the king's world and win fame after his death. Finish two poems later. Students fill in: Laughter from a double-faced student, junior high school physics exam. Also, the topic is: Who discovered electromagnetic induction? A classmate in the next class (also taught by our teacher) filled in the name of our physics teacher. Do you say classic is not classic?

No.6 when I was a child, an exam turned the lyrics of Snail into reading comprehension. Q: What qualities does this snail have? Positive solution: perseverance and so on, but my first sentence is: I think he is a stupid snail, and then I argued for a long time, no matter how the snail climbs, the relative distance from the sky will not be shortened, and there is nothing good about climbing to the sky. Although I wrote a lot, I honestly got 0 points and was scolded by my mother for a long time.

The above is an example that I have seen of writing the answers to test papers into paragraphs. Welcome to add in the comments section.