400 words on topic composition.

Composition 1: Little joke One Saturday afternoon, Xiaoying came back from cram school and sat in the living room doing her homework. Suddenly the doorbell rang and Xiaoying ran to open the door. She saw a handsome and tall man standing there. Just when I was wondering who he was, my mother came out of the kitchen. When she saw him, she smiled happily and said, "You finally came!" " "Then he turned to Xiaoying and said," Call Dad! "

Xiaoying thought: Who is this man? Why should I call him dad? Is it mom? ...

She said nothing and was silent. Mother saw that Xiaoying had no movement at all, so she said to her, "Call Dad!" " "Xiaoying remained indifferent, staring at her mother and the man, and decided to use silence to represent her last human dignity.

Mother shouted angrily, "Call Dad!" "Xiaoying and her mother are deadlocked.

Mother is anxious and angry. She reached out her right hand and slapped Xiaoying, shouting, "Call Dad! What are you doing standing there? "

Xiaoying suddenly became silly. Unexpectedly, her mother beat him for a strange man. Xiaoying cried sadly and said to the stranger, "Dad … Dad …"

Mom looked surprised and said, "You idiot ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Can he hear you when you call dad that?" People are coming to repair the water tower. Go to the room and ask dad to take him to the top floor! "

Composition 2: Funny jokes One day, when I was watching TV, I saw several jokes and my stomach burst with laughter.

There is a funny man in it. Once, his friend asked him, "I heard that you got a great license plate number for your car." What is this? Who said "00544" (try touching me). But one day I was driving on the road and someone hit my car. " His friend said, "Why did he hit you? Who said that? Because he got a better license plate number 44944. I can't breathe with laughter!

After a while, Jerry Lee appeared. He asked Xiaofeng a joke riddle: "Once upon a time, there was an animal with ten eyes, three heads, ten legs and four hands. What animal is it? " Xiaofeng said, "Oh? I don't know, there is no such animal, "said Jerry Lee. "Wrong, this animal is a monster.

I can't breathe with laughter!

Composition 3: Jokes in Dreams My brother has skeletons in his closet. This time, I will tell you, but don't tell anyone! Or my brother will cry. I suddenly found it in my brother's diary.

One day, my brother had a dream that he was in a beautiful big city, very beautiful! There are several big gardens with lush trees on both sides of the road.

After playing for a while, my brother suddenly wanted to pee. What a coincidence! There is a toilet next to him. My brother is in a hurry. When he walked in, he had to wait in line again. Finally, he found his brother. He accidentally ran to the ladies' room and was beaten by a woman. Finally, my brother ran into the men's room to pee, ah! My brother was really cool then! My brother came out to play again and bought an ice cream from an old man, with only one dollar in his pocket.

"Zi Ling, Zi Ling, get up!"

My brother was awakened by the sound. Look, it's his mother!

The younger brother thought: It's time to get up, too. Little brother moved, huh? Why are your pants wet? Brother thought again, oh, no! I dreamed of wetting the bed!

The younger brother told his mother hesitantly, and her mother smiled and said, "son, pay attention in the future!" " "I went to work.

Hehe, it's funny to think of this secret. Don't tell anyone after reading it!

Composition 4: I made a joke. If you see a boy always running in front of others to recognize people, stare at them for a long time before saying a useless word: "It must be you!" " "Then that boy is me. It's not that I have a bad eye for people like this. On the contrary, my eyesight is 2.0. Then why do I look at people like this? If you want to know, please read the following story.

On Monday morning, I came to school early and sat down to read early as soon as I entered the classroom. Lack of sleep and reading for more than forty minutes left me in a "groggy" state after class.

Walking is a three-step process. On the way to the toilet, I saw a classmate sitting in his seat watching the new issue of Joke World. After a cursory look, I saw this classmate with medium long hair and snow-white skin. I think he is my good friend Zhang Fan. I immediately jokingly strangled him. He said, "Oh, little Zhang Fei (my nickname for Zhang Fan), you don't want to borrow books from your brothers, do you?" At this moment, I heard Zhang Fan's laughter. I turned my head and looked back. God, Zhang Fan is laughing behind me. I turned my head back with an ominous premonition, and suddenly I blushed and my neck was thick, just like Guan Yu. Because the person who was le neck was actually Wang Kaichi (female name)! She is also glaring at me, Wang Kaichi, who is usually as white as a lamb. At this point, her angry face was as green as oily wheat. Unconsciously, I let go of my hand and thanked me again and again. ...

From then on, I must go to others to recognize people, and I will never dare to make serious jokes again. ...

Composition 5: Life Joke An interesting thing happened in my house at noon today.

At noon, the children's lunch is my favorite Mimosia, so I finished my homework early, and then I brought a bowl of Mimosia, which was delicious and I ate it with relish. Soon, I hollowed out Mimosa Mountain. I put down my chopsticks and stretched lazily, just about to have a rest. At this time, my eyes lit up and I saw my father busy at the dinner table. "No, what does Dad want?" I thought to myself. After a while, my mother came out of the kitchen and immediately found a "mysterious event"-a rice moss eye fell to the ground, and my mother's face immediately turned from sunny to cloudy, and her brow wrinkled into a figure of eight. She said to her father, "You are such a big man, why are you still like a child?" After that, I bent down to pick it up. Just then, a big foot "flew" at lightning speed and stepped on the rice moss. My mother suddenly flew into a rage. She looked up and it turned out to be my father. Mom told dad to lift his feet, but dad didn't lift them, and he stepped on a few feet from time to time. Mother had no choice but to sit through it. She realized that the so-called "Mittem" was just a small piece of paper!

Mother suddenly realized, stayed for a while, then covered her mouth and laughed.

Composition 6: A joke said: In the composition class, the teacher asked the students to write a composition entitled "My Dog", which required no less than 150 words.

Xiao Ming thought about it and began to write: "I have a dog. I call it Bobby. I like this dog, its whole body is black, only its head and neck are white ... "Xiao Ming stopped to count, but the number of words is still far from enough.

He scratched his head, considered for a few minutes, and then continued:

"I take Bobby for a walk in the park every day, and I won't take him out when it rains. I often bathe Bobby. It likes to take a bath, and I like to give it a bath. " He stopped to look, but there were still not enough words. He sighed and went on writing.

"Bobby likes to eat sugar. I often feed it sugar, but sometimes there is no sugar at home, so I don't give it food ... "Xiao Ming racked his brains and couldn't think of anything anymore. He put down his pen, paused for a long time, and an idea suddenly flashed through his mind. So, he quickly wrote:

When I wanted to call Bobby, I shouted, "Bobby! "If it doesn't come. I'll call again, "Bobby! Bobby. Bobby. "If it hasn't come yet, I'll call again," Bobby! Bobby. Bobby. Police ... "When I wrote this, Xiao Ming counted it, and it seemed that two words were missing. He did not hesitate to add "Bobby" at the end of the article.

Composition 7: My Jokes These days, somehow, I often say funny things.

For example, this afternoon, our class didn't do well in the Chinese exam. The teacher criticized us and asked us to change the rhetorical question into a declarative sentence. The teacher said, "Are you uglier than me?" I meditated and said unconsciously, "am I uglier than you?" I made all my teachers and classmates laugh, and my stomach ached with laughter.

Last night, my mother asked me to recite the text of lesson 5. Never recited any missing words, added words or couldn't recite them. My mother was angry and criticized me, so I had to take back my words. In the end, I recited "the man running after the hearse on the sidewalk" as "the man running after the hearse". I made my mother laugh, and my anger was gone.

In English class, the teacher taught us to read the word "man" and then asked us to read the plural "men". I asked the teacher what the word "man's" meant, and the teacher said it was "man's". I read it and thought "man" was too much like "suffocation", so I changed the meaning to: suffocation in the men's toilet. Make my deskmate laugh.

Children, do you think I'm weird these days? Always joking to make people happy.

Today we plan to travel to Hainan Island by plane, but Qingtian has no airport, so we have to go to Wenzhou by bus first. Along the way, many jokes happened!

We got on a tourist bus and the bus left. While chewing gum, I looked at the beautiful scenery outside the window. Just as I was intoxicated with the natural scenery, the car suddenly stopped. Aunt Hong stood up and said loudly, "Are the ID card and the child's household registration book together?" Let's listen and check. Suddenly, Uncle Li Guofeng shouted, "I forgot!" Everyone was shocked. I have no choice but to go back to my head.

But just as he walked to Xiakang Gymnasium, Uncle Li Guofeng said loudly, "I found it, it's in my wallet!" " ""no way! " Everyone said in surprise. I said, "Why is it so unlucky today?" Mom smiled and said, "that's not necessarily an episode!" " "Say, pointed out the window. When you look at it, it turns out that another car is out of gas and can't drive. The driver was as anxious as a headless fly. We all burst out laughing as soon as we met!