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200 words of comic dialogue lines for primary school students.

Pupils hilariously cross talk "Cherish Time"

A: The sun and the moon fly like a shuttle, and time flies like an arrow.

Yo, you dragged it here again?

Take you for example. Is this year 1 1?

B: Yes 12.

Look how big it is.

B: In a flash?

A: The word "sway" is also a word to describe time. Just born a little, I suddenly entered kindergarten at the age of 3, then went to primary school at the age of 6, and then 12 graduated from primary school. Please shake it a few times. ......

B: How about that?

A: You left.

I'm afraid I've been swinging all my life.

A: This sway has the same meaning as the arrow just mentioned.

Describe the sun, the moon and time.

A: Let yourself speak. Is there not much time?

B: It's too soon.

A: But some of our friends don't cherish time and think it's useless.

B: Does anyone have too much time?

A: A classmate always feels that time passes slowly. Look at his energy, his eyes always look like he can't earn it, wasting time. I can't hear him, so it must be this sentence.

What are you talking about?

A: "Why didn't you finish your studies?"

Are you looking forward to school?

I have a good temper. I smiled at everyone and said, "What are you doing here?

I'm studying. What are you doing?

A: "Hee hee, I don't know."

Have you finished your homework?

A: "Hey-I don't know."

Did you pass the exam?

A: "Hey-I don't know."

B: Hey, I don't know!

A: "Hey-I don't know."

Hello! How many points did you get in this math exam?

A: "Nine points ..."

I don't know, do I?

I got 10 in the last exam.

B: Yes, the difference is 1 minute.

A: Do you think if this development continues, primary schools will still graduate?

B: I don't think you can graduate if you don't cherish your time.

How much do you know about this old proverb?

I know a little.

A: There is an old saying: "An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, and an inch of gold cannot buy an inch of time.

Yes, it means that time is priceless.

A: The great poet Su Shi has an idiom: "A moment is worth a thousand dollars".

B: Yes, a quarter of an hour 1200 gold.

A: Time is the same for everyone.

Very fair.

But some people need more time.

Where are you from?

A: We have to squeeze.

B: That's right.

A: Mr. Lu Xun said: Time is like water in a sponge. As long as you are willing to squeeze, there will always be.

B: Yes, young people need to work hard!

I can squeeze in a little more time to study in a day.

You must make time to study.

A: Find half an hour every day and write a short essay of 100 words.

Step by step, you will form a beautiful writing style.

A: Spend ten minutes reading a Tang poem every day.

B: That's ... you can learn 300 songs a year.

A: From this perspective, learning is not difficult as long as you are good at using your time.

B: That's right.

A: Not only that, but cherishing time can also prolong life!

B: In that case, let's stop fooling around here and prolong our life.

All right, let's go.

Extended data:

Crosstalk, a folk rap art. It highlights its characteristics in the form of speaking, learning, teasing and singing. Famous crosstalk performers are Ma, Hou, Hou, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma? Ma Ji, Hou, Su, and so on.

China crosstalk has three cradles: Beijing Tianqiao, Tianjin Quanyechang and Nanjing Confucius Temple. Crosstalk originated in North China, popular in Beijing, Tianjin and Hebei, and spread all over the country and at home and abroad. It began in the Ming and Qing Dynasties and flourished in the contemporary era.

Mainly oral performances. There are stand-up crosstalk, mouth-to-mouth crosstalk, group crosstalk, etc., which are rooted in the people and originated from life and are loved by the masses.

Crosstalk is a folk art form that makes the audience laugh with jokes, funny questions and answers, and rap. Let the audience laugh with jokes, funny questions and answers, rap, etc. Often used for satire, it is now used to praise new people and new things. According to the number of people, it is divided into cross talk, stand-up cross talk, group cross talk and cross talk drama.

There are three forms of cross talk: stand-up cross talk, mouth-to-mouth cross talk and group cross talk.

Stand-up crosstalk is a joke performed by actors. Crosstalk is performed by two actors. Narrator A is called "teasing" and assistant dialogue B is called "laughing". When performing, they can be divided into three categories according to their different contents and language styles: one is heavy, the other is heavy, and the other is oral.

Crosstalk is performed by more than three actors, A is called "funny", B is called "funny" and C is called "greasy".

References:

Baidu encyclopedia-crosstalk