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Take the class schedule as the composition, with a total of 5 articles and 300 words.

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Only a master with high martial arts like our teacher Hong Jun can lead our group of heroes from all directions. She makes good use of "smile", "tolerance" is her golden bell jar, "casualness" is her eighteen palms, and "an artist is bold" is her best portrayal.

Our classmates in Class Three, Grade Four, seem to be too nutritious, and they are all big and burly. Every time the whole class stands up, I feel like a grass stuck in the jungle. A short man is very oppressive. Fortunately, the teacher said, "The height of students in our class is higher than that in other classes." Otherwise, I may be very worried about whether I am stunted!

Too much nutrition may lead to too much energy, so every class is full of excitement and change. Some naughty boys like to give people nicknames casually, and sometimes they deliberately call my reflection "litchi". When I tie a bun, they call me "steamed bread" or "miss electric fan". When I tie a long hair belt, they call me "Liu Bei" or "Obasan". At first, I felt angry and funny. Now they make fun of me, and I will enjoy "looking at the moon"!

Beautiful Roger is a strange girl in our class. Although her listening comprehension is not very good, her performance in learning and painting is excellent, which often makes people forget that she is "different".

The "comedian" in the class belongs to Zhuang Xiangan. He likes to be funny so much that he is possessed. He not only likes to argue with me, but also leaves every teacher alone. I used to think he was noisy. It was not until he got the flu and stayed at home for a few days that he realized that the class was suddenly quiet, but it also lost a lot of fun. Keep joking, Zhuang Xiangan. We are willing to continue to put up with your nonsense.

There are many interesting things at school every day, and my mother can't wait to know what wonderful stories happened at school today. I feel really happy to study happily in this class every day.

My class

Our class! what can I say? Many naughty and funny people, all kinds of people can be said to have everything. There are many kinds of people in our class. Of course, everyone is unique, and no one can replace them! Some people are beautiful, some are cute, some are hardworking, some are playful, some are lazy, some are fashionable, some are simple, some are quiet, and some are like sparrows. But everyone has the same advantage, that is: speaking enthusiastically in class; Full of energy after class, especially physical education class, everyone is full of energy.

Our head teacher, she is a serious and responsible teacher. The teacher is gentle, with long black hair, and occasionally plays a joke in class to make the class more interesting. Although there are many uneducated students in the class, the teacher teaches them patiently.

Everyone in our class has different advantages, such as good homework and good physical education; Speaking of scud in our class, it must belong to us! But a natural comedian is, but he often tells jokes at the wrong time, which often delays the progress of class and the teacher's mood. On the other hand, she is serious, responsible and diligent in class, and she is a quiet girl. Hmm. Next, she runs fast! She is a bit like a boy and is her good friend. The three of them always play together after class, always walk in front, and the other two always follow her. The picture is very much like the appearance of the elder sister wearing a left and right protector. I like jokes best because I hope to bring you happiness and make more friends! When I see an angry person, I always want to make him laugh, but I never succeed! Besides these students, there are many cooler and funnier students in our class! There is really no way to introduce them one by one.

It has been a year since I got along with my classmates, and most of our feelings are very good. Because the teacher has repeatedly told us to form a good relationship with others, whenever we quarrel or fight with others, the teacher will ask us to give each other a warm hug to cultivate the love of our classmates. But that's disgusting, so we're getting better and better! Alas! It's true that times make heroes!

After entering the fifth grade, we have to do much more things than the middle and lower grades. Although we are very tired, we often complain; But the most tiring thing is actually the teacher. She not only has to change her homework, attend classes, have meetings, resolve disputes, but also deal with many things. So I want to say to the teacher: Teacher, you have worked hard! Thank you.

Although not everyone in our class is lucky, but in my eyes, our class is unique, unique, because living in this class every day is like a family, teachers are our parents, classmates are brothers and sisters. A group of people live in harmony and study together. Even though some of them are not satisfactory, because of the friendship between classmates, bridges will be built in our hearts, even if we have to leave each other in the future.

My class is very popular.

There are many popular styles in my class, so I have nothing to do. Let me introduce all the popular styles in my class to you!

Fashion 1: Youyou likes index ★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆9734

I don't know who started this yo-yo fashion in our class. This fashion will seriously hurt my best friend! At first, I didn't know who brought Youyou to play. Then, the boys became curious. After class that day, everyone borrowed his yo-yo. The next morning, I was really scared. I saw all the boys playing yo-yo. I also heard them say that Xie Cai bought a yo-yo for 50 yuan, and his little heart was almost scared out. I went to my best friend and saw her playing with a yo-yo with relish. Oh, my God! These days, girls play? At noon, Ling's yo-yo is broken. She clamored for a yo-yo from 20 yuan. I said calmly, "Do you have money?" "Yes, even if I didn't get my private money!" I'm dizzy!

Fashion 2: Eat cream like index ★★★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ Like it.

This is the new fashion after yo-yo fashion, which was first bought by our class cloud. She brought cream to school and proudly said to us, "Look, I bought cream!" " "Then, we talk about:

"Cream? Did you buy it later? "

"Where did you buy the cream? I want ten! " (so rich ...)

"This time, the fashion leader belongs to her."

"That's right."

Then, the cloud said to us, "The canteen in the back is for sale." When she said this, everyone in the classroom flew to the canteen like a rocket except her. "My God, do you need to be so excited?"

Fashion 3: Writing novels likes index ★★★★★★★ ★ Hate index ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆.

This fashion trend was promoted by me, because I read Sister Sunshine's novel "Popular Writing Novels in My Class", and then I mobilized many boys and girls who loved writing to start writing novels. I don't hate it at all because I like writing very much. I once wrote a composition to the editing club, which read! The novel I'm writing now is called Crystal Friendship, and the main one is Taoban Friendship. Before long, we stopped writing because we were impatient!

Fashion 4: Non-mainstream likes the index ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ hates the index ★★★★★★★★★

Speaking of this fashion, it's killing me! Because of the non-mainstream, Ling just dragged me to the place where I had my ears pierced and asked me to have two ears pierced. I said, "Stop playing, okay?" I am afraid of pain. ""You must fight! " She said with arrogance. I said something bad and ended up with only one ear hole. Then she took me to buy non-mainstream bags, earrings, bracelets, stationery bags, stickers ... this day, it cost me more than 70 yuan, alas!

This is a popular style in my class. Do you want to see more? Then come to my school!

The story of our class

Our class is really a palace, do you believe it? Come and have a look!

Chen Wu, of course, is their recklessness. None of them boys can make the top ten. Regardless of Chinese, math and English, the top ten will always be our girls. Occasionally, there are boys in the top ten, and they are only the tenth. The eleventh girl just can't play well. If she plays well, there are more than enough boys to squeeze the tenth place. They are boys and only good at sports. Almost all fans. The short one plays table tennis, the middle one plays football and the tall one plays basketball. I will only be in the classroom at noon, and I can't play ball.

Of course, Chen Wen is our girl! Our grades, hum, we girls are almost all under 40, regardless of Chinese and math, we are all in the top 40, because there are 35 girls. A classmate and I are either the first in your grade or the first in my grade. We are also good friends. I write a good composition, but I am careless, otherwise I will always be the first. However, her composition is not good, but she is very careful. We often learn from each other's strengths, but it still doesn't work. We girls just combine work and rest. In the first class, we read books, review and preview, and in the second class, we are all crazy. But we will stay here at noon.

Eunuch, do you know who it is? Dangdang Dangdang is our transvestite monitor! ! ! ! It is true that he is a transvestite. I sat next to him. When he talks, I always say, "transvestite, are you bisexual or drag?" At this time, he would always say, "You monster! Your whole family is a shemale! ! ! "When his words came out, he looked like a sissy. But he is only a eunuch, not a military attache.

Your Majesty, of course it is our teacher! ! ! ! ! ! Every time we have something, we will tell the emperor, but it is always the eunuch. I'm going to the palace, either to hand in the passbook or the eunuch is not here. However, Chen Wu always disobeyed the "imperial edict" and was often punished.

"You reckless, take my pen, fuck! ! ! "At this time, the civil-military war began.

"I want it. It's none of your business. Is your name written on it? " "Yes, look." At this time, a minister in Chen Wu was embarrassed. Later, he showed the potential of cheekiness and said, "I'll take it. You are younger than me, hmm!" " At this time, I helped one of our civil servants retort: "Even if she is younger than you, don't you know what respecting the old and loving the young is?" At this time, one of our civil servants said in a thunderous tone, "Oh, I see, so you are an old man!" " ! Ha ha ha ha "all our civil servants laughed. At this moment, a word came from Chen Wu: "Hum, he is an old man, but he is definitely more experienced than you hairy monkey boys!"! ! "We were silent for a while, and I said," Haven't you heard that the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves and the front waves die on the beach? " Chen Wu faltered, "But Hou Lang will die, too." Our other courtier said, "But we killed you! "Ha ha ha ha, we burst into laughter. Chen Wu wanted to refute something, but when the bell rang, they had to go back to their seats in frustration. ......

If you still want to watch the civil-military war in our class, come to our school!

My class

There are thirty-three stooges in our class, of course I am one of them! Lin Jihe is my best friend with my classmates. The teacher assigned him to clean the outside area. He cleans very carefully and is responsible. He often lends me many things. We help each other and have a good relationship. We also had a good time with our classmates after class, and often came back sweating when the bell rang.

I remember when I first entered the first grade, I was both happy and nervous. The new environment and new classmates ... make me feel scared, because I am introverted. Now I'm in grade two, and I'm very happy, because everything has adapted.

I remember that in the first grade of our class, the students were very quarrelsome and unruly, which gave the teacher a headache, but it was much better after the second grade. Also, I think students should get rid of the bad habit of littering, otherwise the reading environment in the classroom will be destroyed.

I am about to enter the third grade, and I want to say to my teachers and classmates, "I will never forget your kindness to me."