Funny quotes about happiness

1. China's son preference problem, which can't be solved for thousands of years, has been solved by real estate!

2. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!

3. If anyone dares to bully me in the future, write your names on the insole and stomp on your ass every day.

4. A person can put everything down as long as he doesn't want it anymore.

5. Sorry, the public toilet doesn't suit your gender.

6. In one's life, one must always be crazy about one person.

7. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: sleepy in spring, tired in summer, sleepy in autumn and hibernating.

8. things used by celebrities are called cultural relics, and things used by mortals are called wastes.

9. I dreamed about you last night, and then what? I woke up in shock.

1. Don't say that wearing eye shadow simply insults my dark circles

11. I am a gourd doll in the mountains and have never seen Altman in the city

12. Why did Guan Yu die earlier than Zhang Fei? A: Because "the beauty is unlucky"

13. A night alone, one word: cool, two words: really cool, haha! Cool

14. Without you, the sky is so blue and the grass is so green, even the mental derangement has become smart!

15. I do. With a lifetime of peach blossom luck, for a right person.

16. In fact, people's looks can be divided into two categories: one is natural beauty; One kind is natural inspiration

17. What you can't forget is memories, what you continue is life, and what you miss is just passing by.

18. There is always a person who lives in the bottom of my heart, but disappears into life forever.

19. No matter how the world treats me, I will never be a Xiaoqiang who can't be killed ...

2. I can't control my emotions, and my heart is hurt by memories again.

21. I have four words to say to you. This is the second sentence, and there is another one. . . This is a disease, very serious! Be cured, be cured! !

23. I won't always do what hurts after I get over the scar.

24. Some people, like me, want to go to the toilet in the middle of the night, preferring to hold it and never get up.

25. Have you noticed that those who hate you are very ugly!

26. After a long time and a long distance, everything will fade.

27. I feel that I don't lack anything, but when I think about it, I have nothing.

28. You won't know how beautiful the scenery is if you don't go on some roads.

29. The end of the world is coming. I can't afford to buy a rocket ticket to the planet. Let's wait for death ...

3. There's a saying, it's not up to me, but it's up to you. That is' you are going to die'.

31. Women can conquer men with black silk, and men can rob banks with black silk

32. Our youth will soon pass, so don't be afraid of this all day.

33. When the teacher set up the coordinate system today, he said this: I'll build it like this.

34. You bully me now, and I will bully your son in the future.

35. Don't take my praise for you as your self-righteous appearance.

36. Life is not a one-way street, and you can take a turn.

37. There must be such a person around you: she is the most greedy, she is the laziest and she is the most.

38. Buying a bucket of instant noodles means there are six packets of seasoning packets, two forks, and another bucket ...

39. Every time I finish the exam, I comfort myself,' It doesn't matter, everyone is participating.

4. I can entertain myself alone or have a good life.

41. Superman: Why are your clothes so tight? Because saving lives is important. . .

42. Is there anyone willing to go crazy with me, so crazy that the whole world is moved?

43. Some roads are far away, and it will be very tiring to go on. However, if you don't leave, you will regret it.