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The handwritten newspaper of the two-part allegorical sayings is beautiful and beautiful.

Xie Houyu's handwritten newspaper looks beautiful as follows:

Monks open umbrellas-lawlessness (lawlessness)

Nephew plays with lanterns-as usual (according to uncle)

Rain hits Huangmei's head-bad luck (falling plum)

Half cotton-no talking (no bullets)

Bald man with an umbrella-lawlessness (lawlessness)

A short transition-inner peace (submerged heart)

Horse shops buy pigs-not like this (there is no market)

December weather-hands and feet (frozen hands and feet)

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all (hang it all)

Public toilets or stones-causing public outrage (causing public feces)

Wear a fur coat backwards-pretend (pretend to be a sheep)

Confucius moved-lost all his books.

Pregnant women walking on a wooden bridge-taking risks (desperate)

Grandma's dead son-no redemption (no uncle)

My husband slapped me-bleak (my wife was cold)

Zhang Fei's strategy-crude and refined

Zhuge Liang plays the piano-the plan comes to mind

Cao Cao met Jiang Gan-a disaster.

Zhang Fei smuggled salt-who dares to check it?

Borrow usury to buy a coffin-die with face and suffer.

Jin Shang Tian Hua xiu peony

Light a fire in the lotus pond-even (lotus root) (burning)

You can't fish in the river-catch the blind (shrimp)

The mouse stole the weight-that's not enough.

Eat fried noodles on windy days-you can't open your mouth.