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The handwritten newspaper of the two-part allegorical sayings is beautiful and beautiful.
Monks open umbrellas-lawlessness (lawlessness)
Nephew plays with lanterns-as usual (according to uncle)
Rain hits Huangmei's head-bad luck (falling plum)
Half cotton-no talking (no bullets)
Bald man with an umbrella-lawlessness (lawlessness)
A short transition-inner peace (submerged heart)
Horse shops buy pigs-not like this (there is no market)
December weather-hands and feet (frozen hands and feet)
A father kowtows to his son-hang it all (hang it all)
Public toilets or stones-causing public outrage (causing public feces)
Wear a fur coat backwards-pretend (pretend to be a sheep)
Confucius moved-lost all his books.
Pregnant women walking on a wooden bridge-taking risks (desperate)
Grandma's dead son-no redemption (no uncle)
My husband slapped me-bleak (my wife was cold)
Zhang Fei's strategy-crude and refined
Zhuge Liang plays the piano-the plan comes to mind
Cao Cao met Jiang Gan-a disaster.
Zhang Fei smuggled salt-who dares to check it?
Borrow usury to buy a coffin-die with face and suffer.
Jin Shang Tian Hua xiu peony
Light a fire in the lotus pond-even (lotus root) (burning)
You can't fish in the river-catch the blind (shrimp)
The mouse stole the weight-that's not enough.
Eat fried noodles on windy days-you can't open your mouth.
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