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In February this year, I got 100 in the first test of driving license in Hengyang traffic police force, but I went to take the second test yesterday, and the traffic police force said there was no sco

In February this year, I got 100 in the first test of driving license in Hengyang traffic police force, but I went to take the second test yesterday, and the traffic police force said there was no score in the computer! The saddest love in Hengyang since ancient times

I have never been angry. Write this sentence today, I hope our Hengyang men have bright eyes.

20 11June1at 2 am, my boyfriend and I came home from the bar. I was bored and turned on the computer. I think something is going to happen on the road.

I opened the QQ message, prompting a man to add me, and his addition of Friend Request attracted me deeply.

Hengyang is my favorite joke, and everyone who receives it laughs at me!

I added him out of curiosity. I really don't feel too heartbroken. My boyfriend stayed up all night. We can't imagine how beautiful Hengyang could have such a hateful girl.

This is my conversation with him.

I said, "Do you like being laughed at?"

He said, "The best joke is to scold me."

I said, "I said you are crazy! Hehe! "

He said, "Don't laugh. I really had epilepsy when I was 4 years old. I will be fine when I am 26 years old."

I said, "Are you 26?"

He said: "30 years old, unfortunately 30 years old."

I said, "Why don't you stay up late?"

He said, "It's strange that I can't sleep. Are you a man? "

I said, "I'm a woman, 886."

He said, "886, I wish there was a man."

I said, "You're gay!"

He said, "Maybe, I really can't stand girls."

I said, "What's the matter? You are lovelorn. "

He said, "Hey! I really want to talk to a man. I'm really in pain. My name is pain. "

I said, "Wait, it hurts."

At that time, I felt that he was in some pain, so I asked my boyfriend to talk to him.

My boyfriend said, "I'm a man but I'm not gay." Ha ha, where does the pain come from? "

He said, "Brother, say something, I'm from Inner Mongolia."

Boyfriend said, "Grassland, are you lovelorn?"

He said, "I don't know. Anyway, my girlfriend and rich people have left."

The boyfriend said, "Why don't you know?"

He said, "I really don't know. I can't figure it out before I want someone to help me analyze it. "

The boyfriend said, "Where are you now?"

He said, "Hengyang, I'm leaving soon."

The boyfriend said, "Do you work in Hengyang?"

He said, "Ha ha, joke, I'm in Hengyang prison."

The boyfriend said, "In jail?"

He said, "Yes, I have been in Hengyang for more than two years, and I shut myself in my room every day."

The boyfriend said, "Why?"

He said, "For love, love, love."

The boyfriend said, "Where are you from?"

He said, "From a village near Hengyang, she works in Hengyang."

The boyfriend said, "Why did you break up with her?"

He said: "I think it is because I am poor. She likes rich people. "

The boyfriend said, "How do you know each other?"

He said, "I know people who work in Beijing. I feel distressed when I think about it, and I don't want to feel more distressed. "

Boyfriend said, "Why did you come to Hengyang?"

He said, "I forced myself to do nothing for my favorite."

The boyfriend said, "Is it true that your girlfriend has money? Do you chase her? "

He said: "To tell the truth, her family is too poor, and mine is average. I chased her and came to Hengyang. "

The boyfriend said, "You are so romantic. How old is your girlfriend? "

He said: "22 years old, she 18 years old. We talked about love. "

Boyfriend said: "You always eat young grass, and divide it if there is a generation gap."

He said: "I want to divide, but I hate my incompetence."

The boyfriend said, "Is your girlfriend beautiful?"

He said, "It's beautiful, but I love her. She gave it to me for the first time. "

The boyfriend said, "What are you suffering from? Wash and sleep. "

He said, "Oh, go to sleep. Forgive me for being so stupid. I hope you are happy and she is happy."

The boyfriend said, "Oh, don't say that. You are only 30 years old, and you still have a long and beautiful road. "

He said, "I swear I will never get married. I will always be the son-in-law of Hengyang. I love Hengyang. "

The boyfriend said, "Send your photo."

He sent me a smiling photo, and I was completely confused. He is not ordinary handsome, very temperament, but the most handsome man I have ever seen. He is not 30 years old at all, but 23 years old at most, and he has a brilliant smile. I had a good impression on him in an instant and thought he was a good man.

The boyfriend said, "It hurts so handsomely. Do you mind showing us the photos of your girlfriend?" "

He said, "Hehe, I'm not a girlfriend anymore."

He sent me a photo of his girlfriend in blue. Her girlfriend is pure but not beautiful. I think I've seen her somewhere.

The boyfriend said, "Your girlfriend is a civil servant."

He said, "Yancheng Hotel is difficult to register."

Boyfriend said, "Which hotel in Yancheng?"

He said, "Oh, forget it."

It suddenly occurred to me that this girl belongs to Yancheng Hotel, Jiefang Road, so I remembered to take another look.

Boyfriend said, "Brother Tong makes good money. There are many good girls in Hengyang. When you are rich, I will introduce you to beautiful women. "

He said, "I won't come to Hengyang again. I will love Hengyang with the loneliness of my life. "

The boyfriend said, "What's the matter with you?"

He said, "My heart hurts so much that I don't know it hurts."

I said to my boyfriend, "He won't kill himself, will he?"

My boyfriend said to me, "I want to save Hengyang's son-in-law."

Boyfriend said, "Don't hold back your pain, we are willing to listen."

He said, "I don't know how to say it. It's a mess. "

The boyfriend said, "Start from scratch."

He said: "I have been sick since I was a child. I don't have many friends. Before I met her, I worked in Zhongguancun. Later, my stock lost money. I am in a bad mood and want to find a quiet place. At that time, I wanted to spend the next year in Beijing, because I bought stocks and borrowed 50 thousand from my friends. In fact, I just wanted to hide my debts. I met her when I was working as a security guard in a hotel in Hunan. I tricked her into sleeping, but she was a virgin. God, the hotel staff said that she had sex with her ex-boyfriend many times. Because of this, I must be kind to her, because she is much younger than me. In this way, I treated her sincerely and she was very kind to me. I didn't expect her father to come and meet me, because the hotel staff were afraid that I would lie to her, and I had resigned and returned to work in Zhongguancun. A few days later, she broke up with me and went back to Hengyang without telling me. I was worried that she would be scolded by her father in Beijing, so I asked for leave and went to Hengyang. I asked some friends before I went, and they said, go after her. After all, the girl is a virgin, and you tricked her into bed. I came to Hengyang as a stranger and rented a horrible building for 450 yuan for a month. I called her every day, but she didn't see me at first. Later, we met at the first peak in Nanyue. At that time, she was very tanned, and I was very distressed. She only told me ten words and ran away. I think I'll forget it. She made up her mind. I'm going back to Beijing, and then I told my sister about me and her. My elder sister is a teacher, and she suggested that I go after her again. My sister also said that after all, I tricked her into going to bed, and I was responsible. I paid for a laptop and sent it by express delivery. I don't know how to please that girl. My sister says I spend money when I spend it. I just wanted to make her happy. Later, I felt that my insistence touched her and we made up. I rented a new building for a year and bought her a diamond necklace, a gold ring, a new mobile phone, a brand-name bag and so on, and spent more than 40 thousand. In short, I hope she is beautiful, because I have the ability to support him. I stayed with her for half a year. I have to go back to Beijing to work. I hope she can go back to Beijing with me. She said she would wait for my sweet words! I believe. Less than a week after I returned to Beijing, she called to say goodbye, and I flew over immediately. In fact, I knew at that time that we would not be together, and there were no such selfish girls. But I have fallen in love with her deeply. I coaxed her to fly back to Beijing. Less than a week later, she called again to say goodbye, and I flew back. I really can't imagine coming and going five times in three months, and the ticket cost more than 10 thousand. Later, I went to work in Beijing, and she wanted to leave again. My boss and I asked for leave, and he was angry. My boss and I were very good friends, and everyone I knew at that time advised me to leave her. Finally I quit my job and came to Hengyang. I took out about 80,000 yuan from my stock, and I just want to do some small business in Hengyang. I didn't expect her to look down on small business, and I was too scared to move at all. In order to coax her into doing business with me, I changed to a good building and rented it for 700 yuan a month for one year. I hope she can pull her face down. She took me to meet my parents. She lives in the basement, and both her parents work in Hengyang. I gave her father a mobile phone, and I think it should work. They said to buy a house, and I agreed. I told my parents when I went home for the New Year, and my parents said yes. I stayed at home until the third grade and flew to Hengyang, but unfortunately my parents didn't get the money. I had only 50,000 yuan left at that time, and I really wanted to do some small business, but she refused and called for a house. I really can't help it. I bought a lottery ticket with 50 thousand and lost more than 30 thousand Actually, I don't know anything about lottery tickets. I invited her back to Beijing and begged her to go back to Beijing to make money, but she decided to Hengyang. I said I would write online novels, and then I left 20,000 yuan to rent a house at 170, hoping to fight again. It was supposed to be good and smooth, but she couldn't. No, I keep asking her. After all, I lied to her virgin. At that time, it was really difficult for her to come to see me by car for more than 30 minutes. Sometimes she had to go back to work in the morning and come to see me after work at night 10. But recently, her family asked her to have a blind date with a man who drives a Toyota car. I can only agree, because she likes it to death I just can't figure it out, but it's nothing. Nothing is good.

My heart really hurts after reading it. I said, "Welcome to Hengyang in the future. You are a good man. Your girlfriend is not human, I will scold her to death when I see her. "

He said, "Forget it, as long as she is happy, I don't care."

I looked at this ordinary sentence and cried unconsciously. I don't know what happened. I feel that he is really wronged and painful. Boyfriend specially asked his name and contact information. My boyfriend looked at the computer silently, and we were really worried about him when he went offline.

I want all of us in Hengyang to know his story. He is a Hengyang person in my heart. That hateful woman, you really embarrass us Hengyang people. You love her if she has money, but you kick her if she has no money. He can love several times at the age of 30, and now he has nothing. We Hengyang women have always shared joys and sorrows with men, and you will never be happy when you marry that Toyota man. Remember, the man in Hengyang, who works as a cashier in Yancheng Hotel on Jiefang Road, was cheated by her.

For the image of our Hengyang woman, please help forward it.

Thank you, Xiao Nan.