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100% hilarious and funny things happened during the first physical examination! ! ! 1, chest X-ray, as soon as one of my colleagues got on the X-ray machine, the doctor shouted to other doctors, "Come on, come on, I've been working for 20 years, and today I finally met one-look, the heart is growing on the right!" Doctor: "Really ~" At this moment, my colleague turned around from behind the X-ray machine and asked weakly, "No, why didn't anyone tell me about Nirvana?" "Mama of, who let you turn your back on me? Turn around! " Dizzy! ! ! 2. Test your listening. Use headphones to make sounds with different volumes and frequencies, and test whether you can hear them. One of my colleagues can't hear anything. The doctor kept raising the volume, but he still couldn't hear. So the female doctor asked, "Have you ever had sex?" Suddenly, the room was silent ... my colleague blushed and had a thick neck and whispered, "Yes, but what does it matter?" ""Oh, I mean, are you a veteran? "I fainted again ~~~ 3. The driver's license is examined every year, which is given by some nurses in military uniforms. Once a military guard touched my stomach-my liver was full for 3 minutes, and my face turned white with fear, especially fatty liver! The woman chuckled, took off her mask and looked at me with big eyes-it turned out to be one of many MM when I was young. After the activity, we had a meal together. She got married, and I drank too much ... 4. Physical examination in primary school, and students in another class checked their vital capacity. The doctor asked them to wipe their mouths with alcohol cotton, which means the mouth of the machine. As a result, students wiped their mouths. In addition, I heard that the last short classmate stood late, and the first few were all big classmates. When the chest is X-rayed, the doctor works mechanically, one comes up, the light is turned on, and the next one is changed ... When it is his turn, the height of the machine has not changed, and the doctor thinks it is still high. As a result, when turning off the lights, he saw a big skull! Scare herself! ! Once in primary school, I was dizzy by penicillin and fell on the street. After being sent to the emergency room, I was unconscious. At that time, the female doctor pinched my ear with her finger, which was very painful. I thought it was a rescue method such as pinching people, so I silently endured it. As a result, the doctor said, "The child is dying, so he didn't respond when he squeezed it ..." My mother was so scared that she sat on the ground and cried! 6. Before graduating from high school, the teacher informed each student in advance to put their edges in a matchbox and take them to the hospital the next day. A male classmate went to the hospital the next day because he was not in when the teacher informed him. When I got to the gastroenterology department, the doctor gave my classmate a cotton swab and told him to go to the toilet ... It took nearly ten minutes for the classmate to come out of the toilet. The doctor went to the toilet door and asked, "Are you ready?" I only heard the boy inside answer in a very painful voice: "I can't pull it out!" " "At this time, I only saw the female doctor roll her eyes and shout," Who let you really pull? Just stick it in with a cotton swab! " Shit! "7. A long time ago, one of my classmates stood in line to take X-rays. Suddenly, this guy exclaimed, "Come and see, why are there two steel wires on this guy's chest?" "Even when I saw them, I almost fainted. Everyone should know that they are two "steel wires". Then, the X-ray room came out a millimeter, and the guy was still insisting. He greeted him. "Everyone saw two steel wires on your chest, okay? "MM seconds later to react, it is a slap in the face! 8. In junior high school, one of the physical examinations was color blindness. Take a notebook for example, each page is a pattern made up of small pieces of different colors. I don't know if everyone is the same. Some are numbers, some are stick figures. We went up one by one and reported what we saw to the doctor. It's usually nothing serious. After all, we have started physical examination since primary school. As a result, a classmate usually studies super hard. He went up and took a notebook and adjusted his glasses. He said something that made us all fall: "A pile of broken glass. "9. When I was in high school, I once had to have a urine test. I gave everyone a plastic cup and told them to go to the toilet to get some. We all went, and a brother ran away after urinating, cursing "grass, I forgot to pick it up" 10. I also had a listening test in junior high school. . . The guy in our class walked up to the female doctor and said, wait, you heard what I said again. . I gave him two earplugs (for hearing test) and told the guy to stand a few meters away. . The doctor said, "Put on earplugs. "That guy did the same. "Put on earplugs," the doctor shouted anxiously. "Did you hear me when I said put on earplugs?" The man continued to shout, "did you hear me say put on earplugs?" "Everyone in our queue laughed for a few minutes.

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