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Interesting New Year summarizes the main content of the essay in concise language.
Chinese New Year, Chinese New Year, I wish you all the best in the new year. Here, I tell you an interesting thing that happened in the New Year. As we all know, firecrackers should be set off before dinner on New Year's Eve, because setting off firecrackers means saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new. The interesting thing that happened in my house was firecrackers. Please listen to me slowly ... This Spring Festival, my father happened to be on duty, and it was just me and my mother at home on New Year's Eve. In the afternoon, my mother asked me, "Jinyuan, do you dare to set off firecrackers?" I quickly replied, "Don't expect me to let go, I am naturally timid." My mother was speechless and had to release herself. I stood at the door and saw my mother bend over and light the fire, so I ran into the house and closed the door. When the firecrackers stopped, I suddenly lowered my head and asked doubtfully, "Mom, where are your slippers?" Mother followed her feet. "Right? Where are my slippers? " So my mother opened the door and looked out. "Ha ha … ha ha …" Guess what? Mom's slippers are at the door! It turned out that my mother was too afraid that firecrackers would blow herself up, so she ran home on fire and left her slippers at the door in a panic. By the time my mother reacted, I was already out of breath with laughter. Mom is really funny! After this incident, I often wonder if this incident indicates that my family will laugh all the time in the new year. I hope so, because I like a home where I laugh all day.
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