A joke book

The book Luan in Chang 'an mainly tells the story of a monk named Shi Ran riding a donkey named Bian Xiao and taking his wife around the rivers and lakes happily. Of course, Han Han's writing is always a bit cynical, but he wrote a lot of truth with Buddhism as the background. We looked like a joke, but after laughing, we thought back that Chang 'an was the world, and it was really such a mess.

Since the story was written by a monk, there must be a temple first. Where there is a temple, there is a monk. Where there is a monk, there is an abbot. The abbot is a master. Generally, a master is defined as a wise man, so what a wise man says is truth. For example, Master said that "although rivers and lakes are owned by a few people, most people want to see them"; However, everything a wise man says has a certain fate. For example, Master said, "You can't trade your life for your life unless you trade your life for your life." .

Add a frame to the story. Chang 'an is the world, where there are rivers and lakes, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are rivers and lakes, factions will be established. At that time, there were two famous schools, Shaolin School and Wutang School, which were most familiar to everyone. These two factions are also bitter rivals. After all, the difference between long hair and no hair is really big.

There is chaos in the world, first of all, rivers and lakes. What's wrong with Jianghu? This happened when Rellan witnessed a championship election when he was five years old. In any activity, we all know that rules are very important, safety is very important and friendship is very important. Once these three indicators are gone, any faction with quality will be chaotic. This is what Master said: I can't stand it any more.

The competition place is the top of one of the tallest buildings in Chang 'an, a brothel. The tournament was naturally over, but the Wudang people threw the Shaolin people from the roof and fainted. Master was furious and immediately asked Shaolin disciples to tear down the stairs and surround the brothel to prevent Wudang people from coming down. The phenomenon at that time was that Shaolin was near Chang 'an, and nearly a thousand people came, while Wudang was thousands of miles away from Chang 'an, and only a few hundred representatives were sent, so Wudang people dared not enter the brothel. After a stalemate of 14 days, a new generation of Wulin champions were starved to death by Shaolin people on the roof of the brothel, and the rivers and lakes were in chaos.

I have to say that this tournament is really a big joke. We could have had a good fight, won and lost, and then went home, but it happened that the sects didn't abide by the rules of the Jianghu, which made it unbearable. There is no need to endure it any more.

When the rivers and lakes were in chaos, the world began to be in chaos. What is wrong with the world? Relieved once asked master, why is the world so chaotic? Master said that because there was a wrong saying in ancient times, "Heroes come from troubled times", everyone wanted to be heroes, so troubled times came into being. I felt it was a relief that I couldn't understand Master's words at that time, so Master gave him another sentence, "Heroes come from prosperous times", and the world would be at peace. He didn't understand that Master's words had certain truth and destiny. For example, when he was seven years old, he found a cave outside the temple and fainted every time he went in. He asked master, don't be too curious about everything, or you will regret it. As a result, when he left Shaolin Temple at the age of eighteen, he was still thinking about the cave and had to go and find out. Finally, he got the result that his intestines were going to vomit.

I'm relieved, and I really understand Master's phrase "Heroes come from troubled times". It's time for him to wander the Jianghu happily. I remember the relief and joy in the book met a fight in an inn, which has explained why the world is so chaotic. The general content is this:

People in two places, one of whom suffered from drought, said that watermelons were scarce this year, so the price was more expensive than rabbits. People in another place think that no matter how expensive watermelon is, it can't compare with meat. At some point, the two factions representing melons and rabbits quarreled and refused to give up. They all listed why rabbits are expensive or melons are expensive, and they all blushed. The one who said the wild rabbit was expensive said that the one who said the melon was expensive suddenly stood up, did not know where to draw a knife, and shouted, I told you the melon was expensive, who wants to take the wild rabbit?

Then there was chaos. Knives were pulled out, daggers were pulled out, and people grabbed benches and fought with each other. Dozens of people and ten kinds of weapons are in a ball. Because I didn't know in advance, I didn't know who was who after the camp was chaotic. It is inevitable that some people think that rabbits are expensive and beat a person for a long time. Some people even said before they died: You killed me and I said rabbits are expensive. Under such circumstances, I had to bite the bullet and beat the man to death. After the fight, everyone was red-eyed, but still rational. Before the fight, they asked: rabbit or melon? You don't do it until you find a disagreement. A rabbit asked a stranger if it was expensive: a rabbit or a melon. The man wanted to say, how can melons be more expensive than rabbits? No sooner had he finished a sentence than he was knocked unconscious by a bench. The scene was terrible, indicating that you should not pay too much attention to modification when you speak at the key time. At the end of the battle, the injured, the dead and the unconscious were all on the ground, leaving only one who felt that melon was expensive to stand. The man climbed onto the table, trying to say something, and found himself confused. He can't remember whether his position is expensive for rabbits or melons, which is very painful. He suddenly recognized a guy who was dying, so he thought that if he asked the man what his position was, he would naturally know his position. The man's initial position was that rabbits were expensive. When he saw his enemy coming again, he wanted to pretend to be one of his own with the strong man to save his life. He was so scared that he changed his mouth and said, melons are expensive. The man laughed, knocked him unconscious with one punch, jumped on the stage again and shouted at the injured person: Haha, rabbits are still expensive! At this time, a melon with a broken hand and foot appeared below. He recognized the man on the table and knew that there was something wrong with his position. He suggested, brother, you are wrong. It is very expensive. The consequence is naturally that the speaker was killed by a knife.

Are you a little dizzy when you see this? Now, can you understand that the world is in chaos because the saying that "heroes come from troubled times" is wrong? This is a small matter, you must fight for the hero. As a result, the winner himself didn't understand his position. This also explains why I was relieved to ask Master why I should believe what the ancients said. Master said that except the emperor, all people are ordinary people, all people are fools, and the emperor is a big fool.

In fact, Chang 'an Luan looks like a joke book. In fact, most of the content is philosophical, but Han Han satirizes various phenomena in Chang 'an world with humorous style. Can you believe that the tallest building in a national capital in Chang 'an is a brothel? Can you imagine that a martial arts champion election that shocked the whole country will be on the roof of the brothel? Do you think a monk riding a donkey can become a martial arts leader without any skills except running fast? All this is just a joke, laughing at a Jianghu world, a Jianghu and a court. Finally, Chang 'an laughed like this.