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How many times did Granny Liu enter the Grand View Garden?
Granny Liu was coaxed to eat and drink by everyone, and danced when she was drunk. When they passed by the Jade Hall, Miaoyu invited Baochai and Daiyu to the back for tea, and Baoyu followed.
Grandma Liu used a kiln cup of Miaoyu, and Miaoyu is going to stop using it. Baoyu is indebted to Grandma Liu. Granny Liu went to the toilet, bumped into Yee Hong Yuan by mistake and fell asleep on Baoyu's bed. Fortunately, Aroma found out, covered up the past and fooled Baoyu.
2. The 42nd time: Yan dispels doubts, and Xiao Xiangzi's elegance and banter make up the lingering sound.
Grandma Liu is going home, and Pinger and Ann's people have sent many things. The old lady and Xi 'an's daughter were ill, and Xi 'an asked Granny Liu to help her name the child Qiaojie. The old lady called Dr. Wang to see a doctor because she was sick while swimming in the yard yesterday. No problem, grandma Liu is gone. ?
Baochai called Daiyu to "check" whether there was something wrong with her drinking order, and advised her not to read miscellaneous books such as Peony Pavilion. Daiyu began to realize that Baochai was not the kind of person with ulterior motives.
A group of people gathered at Li Wan's residence again, because Xichun wanted to paint and took her for a long time. Grandma Liu teased her and discussed Xichun's paintings. Baochai helped to list the things needed for painting and broke up after a while.
3. 43rd time: Leisure and fun. I can't save money for my birthday, and I can't feel it for a while.
Grandmother Jia proposed to celebrate Xifeng's birthday. The solution is to raise money. Mrs. Xing was also called. Jia mu leads by twenty-two. Mrs. Xing and Mrs. Wang each offered 262 taels of silver, but Xifeng refused. She only asked Mrs. Xing and Mrs. Wang to offer 262 taels each.
Aunt Zhou and Zhao should also be involved. You defended Zhou and Zhao. * * * Calculate 152. Xi Feng told You Shi to look at the old lady and motioned with her eyes. You Shi said that Xifeng kept some good things, and when she was too full, she spilled them.
On Xifeng's birthday, Baoyu burned paper for Jin Chuaner in the name of visiting the dead princess of Beijing, and Yan Ming followed suit. Borrow the narcissus temple I used to hate. After returning home, the old lady threatened to "ask your father to hit you".
4. The 44th time: Something unexpected happened. Xi-feng poured vinegar and was overjoyed.
Feng Yang told Jia Lian to keep watch on the girl's face. My girl's face was planted again, and her cheeks were swollen with purple. Another girl on guard was stunned by a raised hand.
Jia Lian and Bao both talked about strengthening Pinger's integrity, saying that Xifeng was a witch. Aunt Feng tied. Baochai advised Pinger. Xiren advised Pinger. Baoyu apologized to Pinger and asked Pinger to change clothes and help Pinger make up.
Baoyu Siping's life is even worse than Daiyu's, and he can't help crying for it. Grandmother Jia sat in the array and asked Jia Lian to make amends to Xi-feng, and also asked Lian and Feng to make amends to Pinger.
Jia Lian said that it is not a good thing that Xifeng is too strong. Bao Er's daughter-in-law hanged herself, Xi Xifeng obeyed, and Jia Lian lost 200 yuan. Thanks to Wang Ziteng's help, the matter was settled.
5. Chapter 45: Gold dissects the stormy waves of gold.
The sisters came to see Xifeng, invited her to join the poetry club, and laughed and played with her. Xifeng knew that everyone wanted her to donate money, so she paid fifty taels of silver. Since autumn, Daiyu's illness has worsened, and she only recuperates in Xiaoxiang Pavilion all day. Just when I was bored, it coincided with Xue Baochai's visit.
So, the two began to talk. During the conversation, Daiyu admitted her previous misunderstanding of Baochai, and Baochai said with a smile that she didn't mind. Finally, they put aside their differences and defended Jin Lan. It was stormy after dusk, and Daiyu wrote the word "rainy night in autumn window" that night.
Baoyu visited in the rain. Daiyu laughed at him as a fisherman and at herself as a fisherman. He regretted it and Baoyu didn't notice it. Baochai sent Daiyu a big bag of first-class bird's nest and a bag of clean flour, preserved plum slices, snowflakes and foreign sugar.
Daiyu was very grateful and rewarded the bearer. Daiyu envied Baochai's mother and brother, but lamented that she was lonely and helpless. Thinking about getting along with Baoyu, there was always a bad feeling. Listening to the rain, Daiyu secretly shed tears.
6. 46th time: Embarrassment is inevitable, and Yuanyang vows to be a couple.
Jia didn't know when she took a fancy to Yuanyang, so she ordered Mrs. Xing to ask the old lady for Yuanyang as a concubine. Mrs. Xing only knows how to accept Jia's forgiveness to protect herself and listen to Jia's words. Mrs. Xing discussed with Xi 'an first, but Xi 'an politely declined, and suggested that she could not.
Seeing that Mrs. Xing was a little unhappy, she thought of a way to say it herself, and Xifeng made an excuse to avoid it herself. But to the surprise of Mrs. Xing and Jia She, Yuanyang turned down this good opportunity to be a grandmother.
After Mrs. Xing told Yuanyang about it, Yuanyang hid in the garden for fear of being asked again. I happened to meet Pinger and xiren, and they comforted me. At this time, Yuanyang's sister-in-law was sent by Mrs. Xing as a lobbyist, and Yuanyang, Pinger and Xiren were ashamed.
Later, Yuanyang's brother told Yuanyang Jia's forgiveness, but Yuanyang still refused. Jia She was forced to tell Yuanyang that she secretly loved Baoyu. Yuanyang was so angry that she vowed to die in front of the old lady and Mrs. Wang.
Jia Mu was very angry at her son's greed and lust and her daughter-in-law's stupidity. She saw Mrs. Wang on the side, and even Mrs. Wang blamed her, and others dared not persuade her. Only Tanchun stood up and advised her.
7. The forty-seventh time: The foolish old man and the overlord were caught flirting, and the husband was afraid of disaster and left his hometown.
Grandmother Jia taught Mrs. Xing "three obedience and four virtues" and "too virtue", which showed the importance of Yuanyang to herself, to Mrs. Wang and to Xifeng.
The old lady invited Aunt Xue, Mrs. Wang, Xifeng and Yuanyang to play cards for fun. Xifeng lost money and made fun of the old lady. Jia Lian invited Mrs. Xing to forgive Jia, and was taught a lesson by the grandmother. Mrs. Xing blamed Jia Lian for being unfilial. Jia was so angry that he bought purple as a concubine. Since then, I have been ill and dare not see my grandmother again.
Liu Xianglian tricked Xue Pan into going to the suburbs and gave him a beating. Jia Zhen sent Jia Rong to Tang Wei, Xiaerli Road, Beimenwai Bridge, to find Xue Pan. Aunt Xue wanted to tell Mrs. Wang to find Xianglian, but Baochai persuaded her.
8. Back to the 48th Session: Misunderstanding and Entertainment, Elegant Women and Poetry Collection.
Xue Pan and his old friend Zhang Dehui Nan are going to sell paper and incense fans. Xue Pan said his mother wouldn't, and Xue fell asleep in anger. Baochai agreed to let her brother go and Xue agreed to buy a good girl with money. Xiangling and Baochai live together. Xiangling asked Baochai to teach him to write poetry, and Baochai and Xiangling asked him to visit everywhere from the old lady.
Pinger asked Baochai for a sore medicine, saying that Jia She had hit Jia Lian for the stone idiot's 20-year-old fan and got two wounds on her face.
Daiyu volunteered to teach Xiangling to write poems. Dai Yu's first intention in poetry is very important. "Don't hurt the meaning with words" focuses on discussing with Xiangling and guiding Xiangling to write poetry.
9, the forty-ninth time: glass world, snow, red plum, pink baby, cut fishy?
The next morning, Xiangling wrote the sentences she got in her dream, which was well received by everyone. Just then, I heard from the girls that a group of relatives had come.
It turned out that Mrs. Xing's brother, sister-in-law and daughter Xiuyan, Li Wan's widowed mother, two sisters, Baochai's uncles and uncles, Xue Pan, Baoqin and Xifeng's brother happened to be here. Everyone was very happy, especially Baoyu, who sighed with excitement.
Grandmother Jia loves Baoqin so much that she forces her wife to recognize her as her adopted daughter. Everyone thought that this would cause Daiyu's jealousy, but Daiyu didn't know it. Baoyu asked Qingyuan how he knew that Baochai's relationship had been solved long ago.
Due to the crowd and the first snow in winter, everyone decided to set up another poetry club in Xue Lu Temple. It snowed heavily, and everyone except cigarettes was dressed in poncho felt and feather satin cloak, which was very neat.
Xiangyun and Baoyu are even more ingenious, roasting and eating raw venison. Pinger was lucky to join, but one of her faded bracelets was strangely missing.
10, the 50th time: Xue Lu Temple contended for couplets, such as painting poems and writing riddles in spring.
Everyone chanted poems, and the phoenix started a sentence. Daiyu, Xiangyun and Baoqin contended for poems. According to the evaluation, Xiangyun is the most and Baoyu is the last, so he was sent to Cuiqi Temple to fold red berries and put them in a bottle.
When Baoyu came back, Xiangyun urged him to go to Miaoyu and ask for red berries. Xiuyan, Wenli and Baoqin also sang Hongmei. Xiangyun drums, Daiyu pen, Baoyu poetry. Grandmother Jia and others amused themselves, so they went to the Lotus Champs to ask for paintings.
Xi-feng laughed at Grandmother Jia for not paying her debts. The creditors have left, so please go back to dinner. Grandmother Jia was happy to see Baoqin and the maid holding the beautiful scenery. Aunt Xue said to invite Grandmother Jia to enjoy the snow, while Xifeng joked about sharing the money.
Jia asked Bao Qin's age and family situation in detail. Aunt Xue said that she would match Baoyu, and she had already promised the Mei family. Xi-feng stamped her foot and sighed. The next day, Grandmother Jia personally asked Xichun to add a treasure piano. Xichun was lost in painting, and everyone guessed riddles.
1 1, No.51:Xue Xiaomei's poem of nostalgia for the past, and Hu Yongyi's indiscriminate use of tiger and wolf medicine?
Baochai said that the last two songs (Pudong Temple and Plum Blossom View) were not admitted, so she asked for another one, but Daiyu and Li Wan objected and gave up. Xiren wanted to go home because her mother was ill, and Xi-feng came out to dress herself and told the people in Yee Hong Hospital not to let Baoyu fool around.
Musk asked Qingwen to work. Qingwen said to be warm. Qingwen wanted to scare Musk and didn't want to catch cold. Drugs in Hu Yong contain drugs from tigers and wolves, such as Fructus Aurantii Immaturus and Herba Ephedrae. Baoyu said damn it and told Yan Ming to invite Wang Taiyi. It is said that the disease is also caused by exogenous depression, but there are no immature bitter orange and ephedra, but there are angelica, dried tangerine peel, white peony root and so on. The dosage is also reduced. Qingwen didn't ask to cook medicine in the house, but Baoyu said that there was a lack of medicine incense in the house.
Xifeng advised the girls to eat in the garden when it was cold, and Mrs. Wang and Mrs. Jia agreed.
12, the fifty-second time: Qiao Pinger's love covered the shrimp bracelet, and Yong Qingwen's illness made up for the bird's hair.
Pinger told Musk that Zhui Er had stolen a shrimp bracelet. Baoyu heard this and told Qingwen. Wang Dong came to see Qingwen and Baoyu smelled snuff for Qingwen. You ask Musk Moon to fetch a western plaster from Xifeng and stick it on his temple. Qingwen taught Zhui Er a lesson about Zhui Er's theft, and Jeanmasson took Zhui Er out.
Grandmother Jia gave Baoyu a bird gold and Russian mourning robe. Baoyu wore it to celebrate his uncle's birthday and accidentally burned a hole. No one in the city can darn, and Qingwen forced Baoyu to mend his peacock coat.
13, the 53rd time: the Lantern Festival Banquet in Ningguo Mansion for Sacrificing the Ancestral Temple Guo Rongfu on New Year's Eve.
Qingwen mended the bird's hair and was exhausted. Dr. Wang also told Baoyu to sigh and blame himself. Xiren sent his mother back to her funeral. Mrs. Wang and Xifeng take care of the elderly, and Ningfu opens a ancestral hall. Especially the family received the old son, Jia Zhen, rewarded the money, set a date for drinking, and collected the rent of Heishan Village, one by one. The Wangs of Beijing sent a letter with a purse in it, and Jia Zhen ordered Jia Rong to entertain it.
On the thirtieth day of the twelfth lunar month, Grandmother Jia and others entered the palace to pay their respects and returned to the ancestral temple. Grandmother Jia drank tea and watched the sedan chair come back. You Shi followed Mrs. Xing. Grandmother Jia returned to her seat and received the ceremony, and went to court the next day. She also wished Yuan Chun a prosperous future, accepted the banquet and offered sacrifices to her ancestors. After accepting the ceremony, she changed her clothes and had a rest. Since then, she has no relatives and friends, and all of them are received by Mrs. Wang and Xifeng.
At midnight, the old lady ordered a banquet and went out to enjoy embroidery. Baoqin Xiangyun, Daiyu and Baoyu sat with her. Families and people go to the theater to enjoy money.
14, the 54th time: Shi Taijun broke Wang Xifeng's colorful patchwork clothes.
The money rang all over Taiwan, and Grandmother Jia was overjoyed. Jia Lian got up to propose a toast, Shi Xiangyun smiled, and Baoyu knelt down. In the midst of the excitement, Baoyu sat down, and the old lady told the old lady to follow, saying that Aroma had brought up the child and sent the little girl out to wait on Baoyu. Mrs. Wang and Xifeng explained. Baoyu went back to his room, listened to Yuanyang xiren's chat, turned and went out, crossed the rocks, took off his clothes and stood.
Baoyu looked at Jinhua's lunch box, and Qiuwen took hot water to wash her hands. Baoyu went into the drawing room to pour wine. On the soup, Yuanxiao was offered, and the grandmother ordered the play to be suspended, saying that the new books of the Tang and Five Dynasties were broken and the stories of talented people and beautiful women were approved.
Feng poured wine, called it a lie and played with colorful clothes. They sat down in the back room and twelve women sang in pear fragrance court. Another girl beat gongs and drums to promote plum blossoms, while Jia Mu and Xi Feng told jokes, set off fireworks and ate almond tea. On the 17th, I saluted Ningfu, went to the ancestral hall and took pictures. Jia Mu ate her own meal.
15, the 55th time: humiliating mother, foolish concubine, fighting for leisure, bullying young master, and saving the crisis.
Zhao died, so give twenty taels of silver. Aunt Zhao came to cry and said that she was not as good as xiren (xiren's mother lost forty taels of silver). Tanchun's master and slave obviously did not give in. Tanchun also told Pinger that she took his daughter-in-law's money. I also saved a dollar from Huan and Lan's study.
Xifeng praised: What a good three girls refute those "frivolous people" who are too ignorant of benevolence and righteousness, saying that it is difficult for them to ride a tiger, and Pepsi will do as their ancestors did.
16, the fifty-sixth time: Min Tanchun promotes advantages and eliminates disadvantages, and the virtuous and the virtuous are small and good.
Baochai used Zhu's words to guide the manager, but Tanchun didn't. Baochai said that trivial things must be learned, and if you don't learn, you will become a common custom. Baochai boasted that Pinger was far from worrying, neither humble nor supercilious.
Tanchun was sad because of her concubines. Pinger should ask Xi- Feng for advice before doing anything to eliminate the disadvantages. Jia Baoyu dreamed of Zhen Baoyu. I know this is a reflection in the mirror when I wake up.
17, the 57th time: Hui Zijuan's sweet words try Mang Yuci's sweet words of menstruation to comfort her.
Xiren came to find Zijuan and explained the situation. Daiyu coughed loudly and asked Zijuan to explain. Baoyu made a noise when he saw Zijuan. Baochai went to see Daiyu, and Daiyu's mother came first. Shi Xue said that the old man is in charge of marriage under the moon. Baochai wants Daiyu to marry Xue Pan. Aunt Xue wants to tell Baoyu about Daiyu.
18, the fifty-eighth time: apricot flowers are fake, phoenix tears are empty, and the screen window is really unreasonable.
Grandmother Jia's concubines and grandmothers all offered sacrifices to the court. Especially the government chief, entrusted Aunt Xue to take care of the garden. Aunt Xue moved to Xiaoxiang Pavilion and shared a room with Daiyu. Two servants have no serious clues to steal peace. You Shi and others promised to send twelve girls back to Mrs. Wang. Only four or five people are willing to go, and the rest have to be scattered in the garden.
During the big sacrifice in the DPRK, Jia Mu and others shared the east and west courtyards with Beijing Wangfu, and went in and out to take care of them together. On Qingming Day, Jia Lian prepared an annual sacrifice and took Jia Huan and others to Tiejian Temple to burn paper. Jia Rong also offered sacrifices to his own people. Before Baoyu came to his senses, he strolled out of the hospital on crutches and sandals. Xiangyun refers to the boat laughing at Baoyu, and Baoyu goes to Xiaoxiang Pavilion and is in love with apricot flowers.
Lotus root official burned paper, and the woman scolded him angrily, trying to drag him to see the old ladies, and Baoyu protected him. Visiting Xiaoxiang Pavilion, Baoyu saw that Daiyu was getting thinner. Daiyu saw that Baoyu was thinner than before, and they talked for a while and broke up.
Fangguan washed her hair, Fangguan's foster mother was ashamed and scolded, and everyone mediated. Baoyu ate, Fangguan blew soup, and Fangguan foster mother came in to help be scolded and pushed out. Baoyu asked Fang Guan and Ou Guan about burning paper.
19, the 59th time: Chen Ying is at the edge of willow in Jiang Yan, calling General Fei Yunxuan.
One morning, I saw the soil in the garden covered with moss. It turned out that there was a spring rain at night. Because Xiangyun's cheeks were itchy, Baochai ordered Yingying to fetch some nitrate roses from Daiyu, and Rui Guan also wanted to see Lotus Root Guan, so he went to Xiaoxiang Pavilion together.
Yinger made up a flower basket and gave it to Daiyu. Dai-yu is going to Wu Hengyuan for dinner, and the lotus root official went first with Yinger and Ruiguan. Several people stopped by the willow embankment to watch Yinger weave a wicker basket.
Just Chun Yan, mentioned lotus root officer burn paper, fang officer shampoo. Chun Yan couldn't help complaining about his mother and menstruation. She also said that this garden is managed by her aunt, and no one is allowed to touch a blade of grass.
It happened that my aunt came, and when she saw the flowers picked by Yingying, she was very distressed. She dared not say anything, so she had to take it out on Chun Yan. Chun Yan's mother also came to scold her daughter. Yinger and others couldn't explain it for her, but they were robbed.
Chun Yan returned to Yee Hong Hospital in tears. The woman refused to listen to Aroma and Musk, and wanted to beat her daughter. Chun Yan went up to Baoyu and told him about it. Baoyu is very angry. The woman dared not speak until Pinger spoke.
20, the 60th time: jasmine powder instead of rose nitrate rose dew led to poria cream.
Baoyu knew that Chun Yan's mother had offended Yingying and asked them to apologize. Yingying laughed it off. Rui Guan asked them to bring a pack of nitrate roses and wipe Fang Guan's face.
Jia Huan was in the garden and asked Baoyu for some. Fang Guan didn't want to give him Rui Guan's gift, so he took him a pack of jasmine powder. Others can, Zhao aunt unwilling to be humiliated, plus Xia Pozi persuasion, then angrily to settle accounts with the official.
Lotus root officer, bean officer and others also came to help Gong Fang, and several people got into a ball. Thanks to the arrival of Pinger and Tanchun, the fight was stopped, and it happened that the informant was known by Xia Pozi's daughter Xiao Chan. So Xiao Chan and Fang Guan quarreled when they met in the kitchen.
Fang Guan has always had a good relationship with the fifth son of the Liu family, so he asked Baoyu for a bottle of rose dew and promised to let Wuer work in Baoyu's room. Sister-in-law Liu sent another half to my nephew, and Aunt Zhao's nephew Qian Huaigang saw it. And Wuer's aunt also gave Liu Sao a pack of poria cocos cream.
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