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A story about unemployment

Many people are thinking hard, why is there unemployment in society? Give me an idea.

The first situation: a farm, the harvest is enough for two people to eat; B weaving, the harvest is enough for two people to wear warm. A and B form a society and barter. Will anyone lose their jobs? No. Not only will no one lose their jobs, but they can also have food and clothing.

The second case: A and B farm together, and the harvest is enough for five people; C and D knit together to harvest enough warm clothes for five people; I don't know why E has the right to control A, B, C, D, AB will give the extra millet, CD will give the extra cloth to E, and E will be responsible for the distribution. At the beginning, e distributed cloth and millet to everyone objectively and evenly. Everyone lives in peace and social harmony.

After a long time, E found that A, B, C and D were not diligent in doing things, and members of society always resented them. In order to quell this mutual dissatisfaction and to be fair, e came up with a good method of distribution according to work, which everyone felt reasonable. Of course, this matter is entrusted to E to formulate detailed rules and implement them by chapter. Thanks to the joint efforts of two pairs, the output of millet and cloth this year is the same as before. But according to the rules, because B was not strong enough to get as many cloths as before, the cloth allocated to B was deducted. At this time, new problems appeared. What should I do with the extra cloth? B didn't do enough to produce the same amount of millet, A certainly did more, but law enforcement made E work harder than before. Other members of society agree that A and E are enough to eat and wear, and it is useless to have more. A guest didn't disturb the two hosts, so he asked E to pile B-button cloth in his warehouse, but this added some trouble to E; When C and D exchange rice, similarly, C gets as much millet as before, but D gets less. In this way, a year later, there were more millet and more cloth in E's warehouse. As for B and D, although they are short of matches and the days are a little tight, they will not starve to death or freeze to death. Considering that the rules are made by everyone together, of course, everyone thinks they are cheap. This year, A and C no longer worry about B and D's laziness. The world seems to have suddenly become more peaceful.

Year after year, A, B, C and D are different in different years under the absolute justice of E. According to the usual practice, we get an average share in the years when we make extra efforts, and everyone has nothing to complain about. Although A, B, C and D seem to feel that life is not as comfortable as before, they don't think there is anything wrong with it. At this time, e has changed a lot. With more and more things under his care in the warehouse, he began to have some completely different general experiences in the serious implementation of the rules, and the implementation became more and more strict and unsympathetic. Why? Because law enforcement is always an unpleasant thing. There was no inventory before, fearing that the law enforcement would be too strict. If someone resigns in a rage, he will be in trouble. But it is not what it used to be, and there is enough inventory to guarantee it. Now, even if A, B, C and D can't deliver anything for a while, they won't be hungry or frozen, and they are not afraid of who will be angry and not work. In this way, one day soon, e's warehouse really can't hold Xiaomi. At this time, e thought, b is stupid and lazy, and still lives like us. It really makes no sense. It's just that there is too much food in the warehouse to hold. There is really no need to ask a lazy man like B to work again. Better not let him do it. However, for the sake of living together for many years, and even if B doesn't work, everyone still has a lot of millet. We can even give him something to eat. If he doesn't work, he will only be punished for his laziness and ignorance. Don't blame us for being unfriendly. There is no reason to get something for nothing. (A, C and D also think that E's practice is really speechless, that is, fairness, efficiency and kindness). As a result, their society was "reasonable", which caused the first unemployment wave. With the end of B, A, C and D are afraid to work hard. However, because only a little millet was given to B, but not to B, although the total millet output of A alone was reduced, it was still enough to maintain everyone's demand, and at the same time, the problem of building a grain depot for E was solved. But at this time, C and D still produce as much cloth as before, so the supply of cloth is extra. In this way, E's cloth warehouse will soon fail, and D will lose his job at this time. The second wave of unemployment was thus formed.

What can this story tell us? Can be used to explain two problems:

1, making the country rich and strong comes first. The organization of the country is not a vegetarian, and the excessive accumulation of national wealth means the loss of people's welfare;

The root of unemployment lies in the distribution system (don't just think there is something wrong with distribution according to work). Because the state is the appearance of the system, the real unemployment is often caused by the unreasonable distribution formulated by the state.

Another hidden problem is that money makes the distribution problem in economic society more hidden and complicated.

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The man's heart itched even more and stole it again. The woman said, "Well, no!" " "

Hearing this, the man's heart was about to fly, and he touched it again. Suddenly, the woman stood up and said rudely, "don't touch it!" My wig is falling off! ! ! "

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I'm late on the way to love.

There are always many regrets in a person's life, and Chihiro's most regret is that she was late for that love.

Chihiro was a very strong and independent girl since she was a child. After the failure of first love and the helplessness of falling in love again, Chihiro chose not to believe in love. However, fate is such a torment that Chihiro knows him who is one year younger than her. Chihiro has always liked mature men, and her close friends all think mature men are suitable for her. However, no one expected Chihiro to fall in love with a boy younger than her, even herself.

He is simple and kind. Perhaps it is the boy's sincerity that makes Chihiro, who no longer believes in love, reopen the window in his heart. Chihiro keeps in touch with the boy by phone, because the boy's voice is very beautiful and magnetic. Chihiro likes to listen to the boy on the other end of the phone talking to her.

Maybe they are really attracted to each other, so they can't stand the temptation of time and decide to meet.

September is a harvest season, Chihiro thought, and their love may have reached the harvest time. The boy arrived in Beijing by train at ten o'clock in the evening. Chihiro arrived at the station early, waiting for the boy to arrive. .......

Finally, the boy called Chihiro and said that he was here. Chihiro stood at the exit, watching people coming and going. I don't know which one is him on the other end of the phone. The boy anxiously asked where Chihiro was on the other end of the phone, and Chihiro looked around in the crowd. Finally, the boy saw Chihiro first. The boy said on the other end of the phone: Look back! Chihiro turned around and there stood a tall boy with glasses fifty meters away. The boy's first impression of Chihiro was that Shuai Shuai was cool. Boys also think Chihiro is cute, and even a little don't believe Chihiro and the mature girl in the photo are the same person, or Chihiro picks up the phone and lets the boys hear the familiar voice before believing that the reality is completely different from the photo.

The next morning, Chihiro and the boy had breakfast in a hurry, and the boy left. The boy said that he was going home. It is urgent. Wait until eleven to see Chihiro.

A separated hug and Chihiro spent ten long days together. When the boy came, Chihiro went to the station to meet him. The only difference is that they don't have to look around, because their looks have been deeply imprinted on each other's minds. The boy still appeared calmly in front of Chihiro.

The boy and Chihiro went shopping. In the crowded street, the boy held Chihiro's hand for fear that Chihiro would get lost with him. Besides, he often said Chihiro's hands are like chicken feet, and his hands are bear's paws. Chihiro's hands are cold in spring, summer, autumn and winter. He called her a cold-blooded animal.

Boys will hold Chihiro tightly on the crowded subway or bus, afraid that Chihiro will be crowded with others, and afraid that Chihiro will accidentally fall down. In his arms, Chihiro feels particularly safe, just like a tumbler, even if he shakes again, he will not fall down.

Boys will let Chihiro choose what he likes when eating, even if he doesn't like it; When Chihiro eats a little, he will coax her, and then "cheat" Chihiro, saying that he is eating the last bite. Hehe, Chihiro is still very happy to let the boys feed her. Boys drink some wine while eating. Other people's boyfriends don't let their girlfriends drink, but boys always let Chihiro drink with him.

Boys will inadvertently pat Chihiro on the head with their hands. At this time, Chihiro always said: Don't pat me on the head, it's all to make you stupid. However, my heart is very happy, very happy, because when the boy patted Chihiro on the head, he seemed to like it so much.

Boys will secretly bow their heads and kiss Chihiro when there are many people, and then she will push them away at once, because Chihiro doesn't like to bask in happiness in front of so many people, which belongs to them. That's why he always said: Kissing will kill you!

There is always not enough time for happiness. In this way, they spent the happiest two days, and the boy still had to leave. Although it is very reluctant, separation means being together forever. Chihiro went to the station to see the boy off and they had their last meal together. When we were apart, the boy cried and his tears kept falling. Chihiro kept wiping tears for the boy.

After the boy left, Chihiro paid attention to the boy's space every day until Chihiro found a very ambiguous sentence, "Did you see it? Am I your other half? " The sixth sense of men and women told her that the boy had a family. ........

In the evening, the boy called Chihiro and Chihiro asked if the boy was married. The boy admitted that he had children. Chihiro never thought that the boy looked like a child himself. In fact, he has been married for eleven months, and the child has just turned one. That night, Chihiro cried and cried very sadly.

Chihiro thought for a long time, but still didn't know what to do. The boy unconsciously gave Chihiro the title of a third party who destroyed the family. Chihiro couldn't accept such an identity, but Chihiro really fell in love with the boy and loved him very much. Every day, Chihiro thinks about what kind of woman the boy's wife is. Do they really have no feelings? If you can't accept that your husband has another woman outside, isn't there a saying: "Why should women embarrass women?" Yes, who can stand such a thing as a woman?

Chihiro asked the boy what to do. The boy always avoids answering. Chihiro knows that this boy is very kind and doesn't want to hurt anyone, let alone himself, because this boy really loves Chihiro. Chihiro didn't know what to do until he saw pictures of his children in the boy's space. The children are innocent. Faced with such an innocent smile, who would have the heart to destroy his family?

Chihiro decided to give up because Chihiro is as kind as a boy. Although Chihiro fell in love with that boy without knowing it, Chihiro walked late on this road of love after all, and that boy has already found someone else. Giving up is a better choice. Although this decision really made Chihiro sad, didn't it save an entire family?

Chihiro broke up with that boy, and such love was doomed to tragedy. Finally, Chihiro called the boy and said, "In the next life, I will definitely appear by your side early. I will not be lazy again, and I will not be late again. You must be happy. "

Closing remarks

I think: in today's real society, there are many such things. I don't know how others do it. Maybe some of them eloped with boys. Some boys divorced, abandoned their wives and children and married girls; Some have the best of both worlds, and there are too many endings. ............ is outside the family, but I think it is the best result for the boy to break up with Chihiro. Maybe a boy will never forget Chihiro in his life. There is always Chihiro in a corner of his heart in this life. It is also possible that Chihiro will marry a man who loves himself and then leave a place for that boy in his heart. After all, they really love each other.

Friends, remember that there are many things in life that can be late, such as going to school, going to work, and having meetings ... but you must not be late on the road of love, otherwise you will regret it all your life. ..