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Today is not suitable for going out.
BT interview
I got an empty job and went to a company for an interview to write a book. When I first graduated, I was still very nervous when I went to the interview, and I pretended to be calm when I answered questions. But no matter how you pretend, you can't hide the youthful taste of the students who just left school. Later, when there were more faces, they gradually became three-dimensional. The other party boasted about how good the company was and how bright the future was. I laughed it off and spoke steadily. After such a long battlefield, I have never seen such a BT interview today!
7, 8 people crowded in a room, applying for different positions, examiners read resumes one by one, and then lined up to chat with you! At first glance, he is a person who likes to type reports. As soon as he speaks, he digresses, talks about national feelings, opposes boycotting Carrefour, and the Chinese people are not calm enough ... I use the corner to observe everyone's reaction: two older men are a little impatient, which is difficult to show because of their face; Others listen patiently; A few minutes later, I saw that the examiner didn't mean to stop, so I deliberately bowed my head and fiddled with my bag and didn't listen to him. I guess he saw my action, and then he suddenly woke up and said, "Get to the point." Damn it, why did you leave early? Waste everyone's time listening to you preach here!
By way of digression, a Henan guy who hasn't graduated looked at the examiner with admiration, and he echoed what the examiner said from time to time. What I can't stand most is that the boy said that I have been looking for a job in Beijing for a week and I am quite disappointed. Plastic bags are all over the street! Hey, I lost my temper and almost choked him! Beijing is not good. What are you doing here? Where did you get it? Go back to where you came from! It is always said that Beijingers crowd out foreigners, and they don't look at their virtue, say what they do! Just now I told Dayan and Didi, Dayan's original words: "The street he said is a street in the outer suburbs. Anyway, it is definitely impossible to fly plastic bags in the city, and the head of the environmental protection bureau doesn't want it unless. Or I went to Beijing ten years ago and was impressed by plastic bags. At that time, I didn't know that I was wearing a black plastic bag ... hahaha.
If I knew I was wasting my time with you, would I go home and sleep?
I went home by car from Datun and looked at the construction site. Today, all the pipes were buried, and the money was calculated. Just over 9000 yuan, it's crazy!
Injuries caused by falls and collisions
Take bus No.409 and go to grandma's house with mom to get something. The current bus design is too unscientific! The pedal is too high to wear a skirt! Poor me, I made a fool of myself. When I got on the bus, my foot slipped and fell off the pedal, and my hand was placed on the second step. But I immediately regained my composure. There were few people on the bus, just a few people sitting near the boarding gate, and the conductor saw it. What happened? Who hasn't fallen? Anyway, no one knows anyone. 1 minute later, I forgot about it and laughed at me at the most. Grow up and have a thick skin, alas.
Come back from grandma's house, take 70 1. 70 1 I got a new car, the ceiling and handrail were low, and my head was hit by the handrail again. Later, I also saw several people being beaten. Oh, by the way, a huge lump suddenly appeared on my calf this morning, and now it hurts when I touch it gently. Now the bruise area is as big as duck eggs! I just found Yunnan Baiyao and plan to apply it later. Also, I wore high heels that day, and I got blisters on my heels. I put up a band-aid. I took off the band-aid yesterday, but I didn't expect the new meat that grew today to tear like pain! Who did I piss off?
The dog is gone.
Beauty Didi wanted to order Xiao Li's champagne-colored VIP male dog, but others beat her to it and said that she would go to see the dog on Sunday! And evil. I gave it to an unwanted person the other day, and almost all of it was smashed. In the past two days, everyone has been scrambling for it, and the world is changing rapidly! Waiting for the letter, I hope the family doesn't like it, and the puppy can renew the fate with us. Let's write so much first. You are lazy again.
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