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Four funny sketch lines

Characters: Communist Youth League Secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiaoling and Xiao Wu.

Scene: classroom

Communist Youth League Secretary: Students, students, comrades and compatriots, please listen to me!

Three people: Go ahead.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you listening?

Three people: I'm listening!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Really?

Three people: Really!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you sure?

Three people: OK.

Communist Youth League Secretary: No remorse?

Three people: no regrets.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Did you lie to me?

Three people: Do you want to talk or not?

Communist Youth League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to talk! -What am I going to say?

Three people fainted.

Youth League Secretary: Ah! ! ! ! exactly

Three people sit up.

Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

Three people fainted again.

China's plays have different forms, which are mainly divided into:

1. According to the size and complexity of drama sketches, there are whole plays and one-act plays.

2. According to the time reflected by the theme, there are historical dramas and modern dramas.

3. From the artistic forms of drama sketches, there are drama, opera, ballet and drama sketches. Drama sketch is a drama sketch featuring the trinity of China traditional opera song, dance and drama, such as Xiao Xiangyu's Henan opera sketch "Dog Baby and Black Girl".