Funny jokes suitable for shooting jokes.

1, there is a kissing scene on TV, and the father asks his son to pour a glass of water. Soon, there was a kissing scene on TV. Dad asked his son to pour another glass of water. The son asked, Dad, are you thirsty at the sight of someone kissing?

2. A mental patient is writing something. The dean came over and asked him, "What are you writing?" Patient: "Write a letter!" Dean: "To whom!" Patient: "Write it to myself!" Dean: "What did you write!" Patient: "You pig, how do I know what it is?"

3. Mom: "Baby, let me test you." Baby: "ok, you can take the exam!" " "Mom:" 1+ 1 What is it? "Baby:" equals two "Mom:" Correct answer, give you two points! "Baby:" Ah, if I had known, I would have said it was equal to 3.

4. The tortoise laughed at the weasel and said, "Sneaking around is stealing chickens and touching dogs." The weasel said, "You'd better mind your own business!" Wearing a green hat and laughing at others all day. "

I once met a fox halfway up the mountain. On a whim, I shouted at it: "evil animals!" Why don't you show your true colors? ! "The fox paused and suddenly spoke:" This is the prototype! " ""oh, my god, there's a monster! ! ！” I let out a cry and ran away. The fox chased me, screaming, "Where! Where! There are monsters! Don't leave me! Scared me to death. "

6. I remember one year when I came home, my parents cooked a delicious table and said, "Eat! Just be your own home! " My hand holding the chicken leg suddenly shook.

7. After you marry me, you can wash the dishes if you want and mop the floor if you want. Isn't that free enough? Too much pocket money is controlled.

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