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Guess who he is?
Guess who he is as follows:
Chapter 1
He is short, chubby, with a round face inlaid with a Pair of two big, round and big blackcurrant eyes. He grinned, revealing two rows of neat, white teeth. He always wears a clean school uniform and a bright red scarf around his neck.
He is small and sits in the front row. The teacher asked him to be an "electrical appliance manager", responsible for switching on and off lights, air conditioners and fans. Although he was just a "minor official", he was so beautiful. As soon as the teacher announced the "certificate of appointment", he jumped up and cheered: "Great!" The whole class laughed. He likes to draw. Whenever he has free time, he takes out his picture book and watercolor pens and starts drawing. But after drawing and painting, the one I draw the most is "stickman".
You see, he first drew a circle to make the head, and then drew five lines to make the torso and limbs. He also called himself a "little painter". Once, Teacher Xie saw him frowning while drawing, so he offered to help him draw. I saw Teacher Xie drawing as soon as he picked up the pen. In less than three minutes, he drew a picture of "Winnie the Pooh". Our little painter was so surprised that his mouth opened in an "O" shape, and he blinked his big eyes and asked innocently: "Teacher Xie, are you an art teacher who changed to teach Chinese?
Can you Can you guess the name of our little painter?
Part 2
There is such a little boy in our class. Let me describe him and guess who he is. His skin is a little dark, his hair is black and short, his two curved eyebrows are like curved crescent moons, and his bright eyes are like a pair of gems, always shining with the light of wisdom
He He loves to laugh very much. We can always see his bright smile. When get out of class is over, his classmates always gather around and tell jokes. Every joke makes him laugh. Every time he smiles, his eyes narrow into slits. Showing two incomplete rows of white teeth, he is the one who laughs the loudest, and you can always hear him whether in the corridor, in the classroom, or on the playground. The laughter of "The Earth Moves and the Mountains Shake". He is the "pistachio" who never tires of our class.
He is also the "story king" of our class. Once the class held a story assembly, he took the initiative to come on stage He shared with us the story of "Kitten Fishing". His voice was loud and expressive. Sometimes he raised his eyebrows and sometimes his eyes widened with a nervous expression. He was holding the microphone in his right hand and making gestures with his left hand to tell the story. It was full of twists and turns, and we listened with great interest. After listening to the story, the whole class burst into applause.
Have you all guessed who he is after listening to my description? p>
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