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It is said that the grandfathers who play table tennis in the community are very good. Is anyone really a world champion?

There is a joke that China's table tennis ranking is like this. World champion-national champion-community uncle. Although jokes are jokes, for amateur golfers, Uncle Clubs has always been a horrible existence. Even if you have eighteen kinds of martial arts, you will lose to your uncle if you are not careful. Sometimes you can't win anyway, and you're not convinced. The Uncle Club represents a group-the Wild Ball Party, a mysterious organization. A detailed analysis of the wild ball party's style of play can be divided into two types, iron rubbing and quick pushing. Of course, the wild ball party also has various types of particle glue to play with. Today, analyze the mainstream play of the wild ball party. The wild ball party has no special training and poor rhythm, but these two skills are perfect. Senior amateur golfers come to help, how to defeat the top mysterious organization of table tennis-Uncle Club?

Observing the community straight board, the use characteristics of straight board are very close to these two skills. In order to crack uncle's style of play, I summarized it as follows: 1. Serve a long ball attack; 2. Catch the ball and twist it; 3. Early division; 4. Improve the ability to rotate up and down; 5. Prepare for another game. 1. Long pass attack is different from professional players. Professional players do not serve. In order to prevent the opponent from attacking directly, it is strange that you played short ball with your uncle in your spare time and were not killed by your uncle. Uncle rotates at that angle when rubbing, which is the result of decades of rubbing the ball. It feels good to find the iron rubbing party in recent years. Short serve is death, not death. The efforts of middle-aged and elderly players on the table are mainly to highlight a wild field, which is very different from that of national players. I have been immersed in wild ball for decades, and I have seen too many wild ways, but I am afraid that I will integrate all kinds of wild ways. When they learn to be independent, they become the overlord at the dinner table. I have played table tennis for more than ten years, but I haven't rushed out of the quarter-finals. How strong are uncles and aunts?

For example, although they are too old to walk back and forth, they can make people collapse with only one unique skill. For another example, you expect an uncle to have a lumbar disc herniation. After hanging the corner, he carefully prepared a sideways backhand twist for you, which will make you walk fast enough to tear an egg. But not enough to save the ball. Professional players will pay great attention to the first three boards in the battle, and take advantage of instant serve and opponent's counterattack to attack the ball actively. In table tennis, middle-aged and elderly people never care about this. For them, the first few shots were just a test in close combat. Once it is determined that the opponent can parry or even chop with a backhand punch, both sides will retreat at the same time, which means that they are about to enter the most tight battle.

One uncle smashed it with the hoe technique he learned when he went to the countryside, and the other uncle's pushing operation at Chaoyuantai was done by Tai Chi massage when Qigong was hot. Others can only see that their offensive and defensive trends are similar, but they don't know that they are fighting with their own life experiences. What kind of uncle there is, there must be what kind of aunt. The popular facilities in the community allow aunts to come to these two committees to study China when visiting their grandchildren, and instill contemporary China culture in their grandchildren since childhood. This level can be killed with a proper blow if it is placed in a foreign sports field.