Ask for a humorous self-introduction, 30 seconds, hurry up! ! !

I have several versions here. I summed it up.

Hello everyone! My name is-,and there is a saying that "gathering is fate". Since we met in 1 class, we got to know some students and became friends. I hope we can continue to encourage each other and grow together. We have the deepest friendship in the flower season and the rainy season, and we are very happy to be classmates with you. I hope you will help each other in your studies in the future.

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I hope everyone can remember my name, because I will be good friends, and we will experience this wonderful time and wind and rain together. I like this class and each of you very much, because we all have the same dream! ! !

Please give me more advice!

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I am handsome, handsome, charming and charming. Everyone loves flowers. It's called landslides, water flowing backwards, ghosts crying and wolves howling. I can do my best for my friends. For women, I can do my best. Fang's teenagers are also ~!

If it is a girl, it can be modified appropriately.

At the beginning, a girl in our class was introduced like this ~ it was really a megatron Wulin ~

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Hello everyone! My name is Chen Baocheng, and I am a little nervous (coughing twice). Can you give me some applause (applause will enliven the atmosphere and deepen my impression of you)? Thank you! My *&is *&; ^*(&； ! (Hee hee) (Add others to say by yourself)

This is a funny version, and now it is nothing more than funny to want others to shine! Besides, you may not be the only one who introduced you. Everyone wants to doze off before listening to it. Suddenly some jokes will cheer others up to listen to the speech behind you! ! Wish you success! !

~ thank you for giving me such a long advertising shot, and it's free.

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Dude.

Let me tell you a creative answer. I'm afraid your psychological quality is almost ineffective.

When you introduce yourself,

You stand up, don't change color, and read it out in a low and clear voice:

Name, Ye, half-father, gender, male, age, * *, * * surname. ……

I've done this before. It can make people remember you. But be aware that there should be a pause in your speech. As solemn as introducing a national leader.

When you say: gender, male, others will definitely laugh. But you must have enough psychological endurance, don't laugh. Continue to introduce in depth.

Make sure people remember you after the introduction.

I'm here to get points. That's all I can do. If you think it's ok, please give me a point. Thank you.

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If I were a man,

I hope to make some good friends,

If I were a woman,

I hope to make some good sisters.

Is it?

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Funny and funny:

Imperial edict-

On the Mukden carrier, the emperor said:

Send (your name) to your school to study.

This person ... (your personality characteristics and basic information)

I respect that. ...

uninterrupted

My name is: ......

* * * years old

It is over; be doomed

However, it is recommended to use a special way. If I were you, I would say this:

Hello everyone! All corners of the country are brothers, and we can come together to prove that this is our fate. This is the first time I have seen you. Please give me more advice. Don't ask my name. It's just a code name because of its name. Let alone the address. We are all from China. As long as our friendship lasts forever. This is my greatest happiness. The latter is easier to quote! You can talk about your hobbies. Habit specialty ~ ~

Remember not to be nervous and speak fluently.

Believe in yourself! ! ! ! !

Come on, friend!

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First of all, let's be clear, it's not just funny that moves people.

According to my personal experience, if you want to leave a good impression, you need fluent and standard Mandarin first. If the introduction is not clear, you may become the laughing stock of teachers and classmates in the future; Secondly, facial expressions should be relaxed, preferably smiling, no matter who wants to see smiling faces; Secondly, it is the turn of content. You can do some articles on the content, such as age, name, hobbies, looks, figure ~ ~ ~'. Here is an example: Hello, my name is Liu Kui, and everyone may think that my name doesn't match me. Don't laugh. Listen to me. My mother gave me this name when I came out. Let me thank you for telling me my hobby ~ ~ ~ ~

Finally, don't forget to say thank you or bow. This is also a point that impresses others. Oh, send some time ~!

Tight for reference

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Now please give me more advice. I hope you can all be my good friends. I am cheerful and docile.

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I am a 20-year-old boy. Why do you call me a boy? Because my heart is still young.

I am a man who is about to grow up. Why do you call me a man? Because I have everything a man has.

Ha ha. Actually, I don't know myself very well. I always look happy on the outside, but I'm not on the inside. I am worried, worried, worried, and even gave up a lot!

I think a person will realize the existence of happiness only after experiencing pain, and only after experiencing pain will there be happiness now.

A person's life can be divided into several stages: childhood, adolescence, youth, adulthood, middle age and old age. I am in a youth, a bridge connecting teenagers and adults. I recall my youth because it brought me great happiness. I yearn for adulthood, because when I am an adult, I can do many things I want, without being stopped or bound by anyone.

People always learn to grow up slowly. I think I have experienced a lot. . .

Many people always ask me why I don't want GF. Actually, I also want to find one, but I find it boring. If I find one, I can only be with one person. If I can't find one, I can get along with many people. Why give up the whole forest for one tree, don't you think I prefer the incomplete relationship between friends and lovers. Oh, I believe in fate, and I feel that fate will surely bring us together. I am also looking for the other end from one end of the red line tied to my feet! !

Coincidentally, I recognized a sister in my sophomore year. Although she is not very sensible, I still cherish it. How many friends can you find in your life, not to mention your sister, don't you think?

Having said that, you still don't know me very well. Ha ha. Then come and see me. I also like making friends. =====================