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One question and one answer is a trick to make people happy
1. Hello, can we get to know each other? ?The kind of understanding that I know your depth and depth, and you know my strengths and weaknesses. ?
2. ?You go first, I'm afraid I will hold you back? It's okay, my legs are thick?
3. ?You look pretty, why are you so bad? What's wrong with me? ?My soul has been taken away, so that’s not bad?
4. ?A family of three, including a husband, wife and son. The husband took his son out to play, who is left? ?Wife? Hey, isn’t this it? ?
5. Do you know what time it is now? ?9 o'clock? No, it is the starting point of our happiness. ?
6. I am a cute girl. ?Um? ?You are cute. ?
7. Do you know what phosphorus pentoxide looks like before it is oxidized? ?I don’t know?P52phosphorus. ?
8. Let’s be friends! ?Why? ?Because love is about to begin! ?
9. When an elephant gets old, we call it Laoxiang. What do we call a rabbit when it gets old? Old rabbit? What about me when I get old? Old man? No, you can call me husband?
10. You have to come when I get married. ?Why? ?Because there can’t be a wedding without a bride
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