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How can online dating avoid from ruin?

From ruin is nothing but a far cry from each other's expectations.

Two reasons.

First, boys are too short.

Second, girls are too fat.

I think other reasons are cheating, for example, one party is married or even has children, for example, one party is actually bald in the Mediterranean, or one party's education is different from what was previously claimed.

Okay, let's get to the root of it.

Since you are in love, tell the truth, such as height and weight.

When sending photos, girls should not send photos that have been skinned dozens of times, okay? Don't pull your thighs and big ass out, okay? Because the gap with expectations is too big, it is really likely to be rejected.

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Boys must truthfully report their weight and height, ok?

Your size of 160 will never reach 180.

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Suggest video after online dating.

Use computer video. Because computers have no aesthetic feeling.

Online dating is different from real blind date. In reality, people's first impression comes from their facial features and language habits. From these two points, we can see whether a person is educated, whether he can protect himself and so on. But online dating is to understand a person's preferences, world outlook and written language expression habits first.

I love you not because of your figure, not because you have breasts and hips, not because your legs are long or your face is small.

I love you, I want to give you all the stars and the sea, and I want to give everything for you.

This is a kind of high-purity Platonic love, and it is an exchange of spiritual world.

In fact, when the spiritual world is harmonious, the probability of seeing death is much smaller. Because this is a prophet's heart, and then look at his appearance.

To tell the truth, many people think that appearance is not important, and inner fit is the best.

And don't deliberately facilitate the meeting in case one party is not ready.

Although online dating is inevitable, it should appear naturally. For example, I really can't wait and it's just a holiday. For example, I am really far apart just to give each other a warm hug.

However, if you are really worried about dying, make yourself more like yourself.

If you are fat, not to mention the standard figure, then lose weight.

If you are not tall and insist that you are tall, then confess quickly, because there is really nothing you can do.

In short, as long as you really don't like each other at the moment of meeting, you must say it directly, lest the other party is still immersed in joy and your mind is already outside the cloud nine.

Anyway, to put it bluntly. Don't lie, don't lie, don't lie. Say the important things three times.

Because in order to make up for the lies, you can only cover them up with one lie after another.

If possible, let's video for a month and then meet again. Know each other's faces.