Do you have any stories to entertain everyone?

The first story

Once, when the Huns from the north were about to attack the Central Plains, they sent someone to deliver a "battle list" first. The emperor opened it and took a look. It turned out to be the four characters "Tian Xin Gets Rice". None of the civil and military ministers in the Manchu Dynasty could solve this mystery. The emperor had no choice but to publish a list to recruit talents. At this time, an official in the palace named He Tang said that he had a plan to retreat, and the emperor urgently announced that He Tang would go to the palace.

He Tang pointed to the four words on the "War Table" and said to the emperor: "The sky is my country; the heart is the Central Plains; the rice is the Holy One. The heart of heaven takes rice, which is to Seize our country and take the throne of king." The emperor asked anxiously: "What should I do?" He Tang said, "It doesn't matter, I have my own way to retreat." As he said that, he took the pen in his hand and added four words. After making a payment, the original letter was returned to the visitor.

The marshal leading the Huns thought that the Central Plains did not dare to fight, but when he took it apart, he was shocked and ordered his troops to retreat.

It turns out that after He Tang added one stroke to each of the four words "Tianxin takes rice", it became "I may not dare to come".

The second story

It is said that a man and his wife entertained two friends at home. Friend A toasted to the hostess and said, "The drunkard is not interested in drinking." This is very unfair. The hostess was polite; the hostess pointed and said, "I am drunk but I don't care", saying that my friend has deviated from the original intention of reminiscing and drinking with the male host; the male host was also a little unhappy, as if criticizing, he said that friend A was "drunk and I don't care", and that he was fooling around; Friend B was secretly having fun nearby, implying that the host "doesn't care if he is drunk". I was very impressed after watching it. This is the charm of Chinese. In any other language, it would be difficult to find such a masterful example. It’s a pity that I still can’t learn Chinese well even after I started studying. I’m really ashamed!

Not from a patriotic point of view, I also think that Chinese is the most beautiful language in the world. Not to mention that Chinese has the richest vocabulary and the most vivid expressions among the known languages ??in the world.

The third story

"The History of Shi's Lion-Eating" is a restricted article written by Zhao Yuanren. The full text has 91 characters (including the title of 96 characters), and the Mandarin pronunciation of each character is shi. Everyone can understand the short article "History of Shishi's Food Lion", but if you read it to others, they will not understand it anyway!

This article is the most difficult to read in Chinese. If you want to try it, please prepare a cup of water and a small stick to avoid injury to your tongue and teeth.

"Shi Shi's History of Eating Lions":

Shi Shi, a Shishi poet, was fond of lions and vowed to eat ten lions. Shi Shi always looks at the lion in the market. At ten o'clock, ten lions are in the market. It's time for Shi Shi to be in the market. He regarded them as ten lions and relied on the power of his arrows to cause them to die. His collection contains the corpses of ten lions, suitable for the stone chamber. The stone chamber was wet, and the envoys of the clan wiped the stone chamber. After wiping the stone chamber, Shishi began to taste the food of ten lions. When he was eating, he realized that they were ten lions, and they were actually ten stone lion corpses. It is a matter of trial and error.

Using only one pronunciation to describe one thing, apart from Chinese, I am afraid there is no other language that can do it.

Vernacular translation:

"The Story of Shi Eating a Lion"

There lived a poet named Shi in a stone room. He loved eating lions and was determined to eat ten of them. A lion.

He often goes to the market to watch lions.

At ten o'clock, ten lions arrived at the market.

At that time, Mr. Shi happened to arrive at the market.

When he saw the ten lions, he fired arrows and killed the ten lions.

He picked up the carcasses of the ten lions and took them to the stone room.

The stone chamber was wet with water, so Mr. Shi asked his attendants to wipe it dry.

After the stone room was wiped dry, he tried to eat the ten lions.

While eating, I discovered that the ten lions turned out to be ten stone lion carcasses.

Try to explain this.

The last story (I found it after searching for a long time)

According to legend, in ancient times there was a river named Fanshui River (now Wucun, Liangcun Township, Nanle County North), a tribe settled along the river. They thrived by planting agriculture and fishing and catching shrimps. Cangjie, the leader of the tribe, came into the world with double pupils and his eyes were open. Everyone said it was a strange thing.

As a boy, Cangjie was extremely intelligent and good at tracing and painting. One day, Cangjie and his companions were playing around by the Fanshui River. Suddenly a giant turtle swam out of the river. His companions saw this and ran away in panic. Cangjie alone drew the shape of the giant turtle on the sand. This giant turtle received the aura of heaven and earth, absorbed the essence of the sun and moon, and became a spiritual creature.

It opened its eyes and took a closer look, and saw that Cangjie was born with a tiger's head and a swallow's chin, the sun and moon horns rising, a rhinoceros piercing his head, big ears hanging down from his shoulders, and double pupils like lightning. He was very happy and said: "You are born to be a noble person. , must be entrusted with an important task. Today, there is a sage king who regards earth as his virtue, named Huangdi. You can join him in the future and become a great weapon." After that, the turtle floated away.

Later, the Fanshui River overflowed, and the tribesmen could no longer live in the area and fled in all directions. Cangjie defected to Huangdi. Huangdi knew that he was good at copying paintings and was extremely intelligent, so he appointed him as a historian, responsible for tying ropes to record events. Cangjie would tie a big knot on the rope for big things, a small knot for small things, a special knot for special things, and a continuous knot for everything connected. He was very meticulous.

One year, Chi You invited Feng Bo and Yu Master to set up a violent storm, trapping Huang Di and taking away a large number of cattle, sheep and people. Huang Di refused to accept it and asked Cangjie to bring the knotted rope and go to judge. Chi You was a cunning man and denied that he had robbed the cattle, sheep and people. Cangjie took out the knotted rope and came forward to argue, but Chi You said that if he could name the people and the colors of the cattle and sheep, he would send them back immediately. Due to the simplicity of tying ropes to remember things, Huang Di and Cang Jie failed and returned home. After that, Cangjie was determined to find a way to record events in detail.

Once, Cangjie went to Yangxu Mountain and saw the river rolling eastward. Suddenly he saw a big turtle carrying an elixir book on its back. Cangjie came forward to worship him and recognized it as the turtle he had ordered. The spirit turtle that transformed him into defecting to the Yellow Emperor. Cangjie then said that he was troubled by the method of inventing detailed notes. The turtle then gave Cangjie the Book of Alchemy on his Back. The alchemy book is all written in red, so it is called the alchemy book. The text is so profound that ordinary people cannot read it. After obtaining the Alchemy Book, Cangjie spent all his time studying day and night, often looking up at the circular shape of Kuixing in the sky, looking down at the images of mountains and rivers, and observing the traces of birds, animals, fish and insects, and the shapes of vegetation and utensils. He copied them and created various kinds of paintings. situation. It took nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine days to complete the writing. On the night when the poem was written, the wind was howling, the rain was falling, and the gods and ghosts were howling.

Later, Huangdi learned about the formation of writing, summoned Cangjie and asked: "I heard that you borrowed the tortoise sacred book to form writing. Can you have a look at the sacred book?" Cangjie presented the alchemy book. Huang Di watched it for a long time, but couldn't understand what was written, so he asked Cangjie to explain the reason. Cangjie said: "This is a pattern of six bodies and six characters. The first is pictography, which is a method of making characters by imitating the shape of things. For example, the sun is like a red sun, and the moon is like a crescent moon. The second is borrowing. It is The third is to refer to things, which is to use symbols to mark the characteristics of things. The fourth is to use symbols and musical notes to form new characters. For example: "shang", "贝". "" is a symbol, indicating that the meaning of the word is related to money. "Shang" is a musical note, indicating the pronunciation of the word. The fifth is knowing, which is a method of making words that combine words to express meaning. For example: Ming, composed of "日" and "月" "It is a combination of two pictographic characters, which uses the strong light of the sun and the moon to express the meaning of "brightness". The sixth is Zhuanzhi, which is a Shanyou character with the same radical, the same or similar sound, and similar meanings that can be interpreted by each other. For example, "Lao" can teach "Kao". The etiquette of the world belongs to writing, and writing must belong to the Six Books category. After hearing this, Huangdi happily said: "You will explain the Six Books in more detail and educate the world." The people's acquisition of writing is like their eyes regaining their sight. This is the merit of all generations. ”

Haha, that’s all, I hope it can help you!