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The magical red carp

Daming and Haizi are college classmates and have been on good terms since graduation. On this day, they made an appointment with another classmate, Xiaoling, and went to Lianshui Lake to play together. Three people rented a boat and rowed on the lake. Suddenly, a red carp jumped out of the water, drew a beautiful arc and jumped into the cabin. Three people couldn't help but exclaim, but Daming reacted the fastest. He grabbed the fish and put it back in the lake.

But before long, the red carp jumped out of the water, turned over and jumped into the cabin. Haizi quickly said, "Hold it down and don't let it run away again. Very delicious. "

Daming looked at the red fish with pitiful eyes, as if begging himself. His heart melted. He grabbed the red fish and tried to put it in the water, but the red fish struggled desperately. Xiaoling was moved by this scene and said, "Is this fish unwilling to go back to the lake?"

Daming thinks so too. He took a plastic bag, put red fish in it and poured some water in it. He was afraid that the plastic bag was too small to suffocate the fish, so he forgot to play. He quickly bought a fish tank, put the red fish in it and took it home to take good care of it.

The next day, Daming suddenly received a phone call from Haizi, only to hear Haizi say excitedly, "Daming, your fish is really a magical fish!" " There was a major pollution accident in Lianshui Lake, and all the fish died, so it escaped! I want to see this amazing fish! "

Daming was very surprised at this. He hurried to the fish tank. As soon as the red fish saw him, it immediately swam affectionately and jumped at him.

Soon, Haizi also came. He walked to the fish tank, but when he saw him, the red fish turned and swam away. No matter how Haizi hit the fish tank, Red Fish just ignored him. Haizi had to leave disappointed.

Daming was surprised when his mother came up and said, "Look, these are the photos of girls I collected for you. Which one do you like? Let's go on a blind date later! " "Say, pass me some photos.

Daming frowned and picked up a photo. Suddenly, a water column gushed out and hit the girl's photo. Daming was startled and turned to look, only to find that the red fish was looking at him. He smiled and waved and said, "Stop it!"

Daming picked up another photo. Unexpectedly, another water column gushed out, wetting the photo again. Mother said angrily, "This dead fish is deliberately making trouble!" " Let's go to the next room and see what it can do. "

Daming said, "Mom, this fish is spiritual. It doesn't give me a choice. There must be a reason. " As he spoke, he turned to look at the red fish and said with emotion, "Fish, who do you want me to choose?"

In fact, he has been secretly in love with his classmate Xiaoling, but he knows that Haizi has been chasing Xiaoling, so he buried his feelings in his heart. At this point, the red fish seems to have heard his voice, and raised its head at the computer.

Daming suddenly brightened up. Is the person that Red Fish wants him to choose from the computer? He tried to open a photo of a college classmate, turned to Red Fish and said, "Tell me, who should I choose?"

Red fish held its head high, and a small lens came. A drop of water actually hit Xiaoling in the face. Daming suddenly froze.

Mother asked tentatively, "son, do you really like this girl?" Daming nodded and said helplessly, "But Haizi also likes her and is chasing her."

Mother asked again, "Did she agree?" Daming shook his head.

Mother clapped her hands and said, "Silly son, if this girl liked Haizi, she would have agreed!" " If you really like her, tell her once, lest you regret it for life. "

Daming is very moved, but he is a good friend of Haizi after all. What can we do? He looked at the red fish and suddenly had a brainwave. He immediately called Haizi back and told Haizi the magical action of the red fish just now.

Haizi curled his lips and said, "Why are you so amazing? If you want to chase Xiaoling, go after her. Why do you want to make up such a story for me? "

Daming quickly said, "Why don't I make a bet with you? If it shoots Xiaoling again, I will go after her; If it fails, I will quit. " Haizi agreed.

Daming opened the photo again, then looked at the red fish and prayed silently: Fish, you can shoot accurately for me. Red fish seems to understand his mind, a little hand, a drop of water accurately sprayed on Xiaoling's face.

Haizi was stupefied and said sourly, "Then go after it. I want to see how amazing your fish is! "

Daming had no idea, so he left a message to Xiaoling on QQ to express his confession. Who knows before long, Xiaoling replied on QQ: You kept me waiting for too long! I agree! Haizi looked at it, stunned for a long time, and had to leave helplessly.

In this way, Daming and Xiaoling fell in love. Soon, Daming's magical love story spread in his company.

On this day, Daming just went to work, and the boss found him, saying that the company had a project recently, and the two companies bid, and the conditions were even, which made it difficult for him to choose. He wants to borrow the magic fish from Daming's house to help him choose. Daming felt uncomfortable, but he couldn't refuse, so he had to take the boss to his house, take out two contracts and put them on both sides of the fish tank.

I saw the red fish swim to the edge of the fish tank, and my eyes turned around, which really seemed to be reading the contract. Suddenly, it took a long sip of water, then spit it out, and the water column made a contract.

The boss smiled and picked up the contract and said, "That's settled."

Then the boss really handed over the project to that company. Daming told Xiaoling about it as a joke, but Xiaoling said anxiously that it might be a trap dug by the boss for him. Because the boss is Haizi's uncle, maybe he was entrusted by Haizi to get back at him. Daming thought about it. He felt that if something went wrong with the company selected by Red Fish, the boss would probably fire him. Daming felt uneasy.

Unexpectedly, a few days later, the boss gave Daming a big red envelope and promoted him. It turns out that the company that Red Fish had no choice contracted the Lianshui Lake accident project, which has just been investigated and dealt with by the relevant departments. Therefore, the boss is very grateful to Daming.

On this day, Daming took two contracts and was about to let the red fish choose again. Xiaoling smiled: "You really believe this." Daming said seriously, "Yes, it's a good choice."

Xiaoling looked at the red fish and mused, "I think maybe it is because it is a red fish, so it is particularly sensitive to red." When I see something red, I want to attack. " In that photo, I was the only one wearing red clothes, so the red fish photographed me. There may be a little red in the photos of the blind date, so the red fish will get wet. "

Daming said thoughtfully, "I remember that the contract of the company that Red Fish chose before had a striking red trademark, while the other company was pure white ..."

Xiaoling said with a smile, "Now that the red fish has repaid us, we can't always rely on it in the future. Let's do things down to earth. "

Daming nodded and put the two contracts away.